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Xiaoming series jokes

1, Teacher: You have ten sweets, I ate five, how many are left?

Xiaoming: Five.

Teacher: How about two more?

Xiaoming: Try again!

Teacher: Get out! !

2. Teacher: Please be quiet. Let's begin our class. Excuse me, students, who can imitate the sounds of animals?

Xiao Ming: Please be quiet. Let's begin our class.

Teacher: Get out!

3. Teacher: "Xiao Li, Xiao Ming, tell me how you feel about the university."

Xiaoli: "College life is great."

Xiao Ming: "College students can work well."

Teacher: "... get out"

The political teacher talked about the relationship between money and life on the platform, and finally asked, "If you have money, what do you want to change?"

Xiaoming: "If I had money, I would still listen to your nonsense here!" " "

Teacher: "… get out"

5. In Chinese class, teacher: Xiaoming asked you to do a sentence imitation exercise "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will send you an ocean"!

Xiaoming: If each flower represents a blessing, I will send you a wreath!

In an instant, the whole class is sensational! ! !

Teacher: Go, go, go now! !

6. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, what job do you want to find in the future?"

Xiao Ming: "More money and less things are close to home!" " "

Teacher: "What kind of job is that?"

Xiao Ming: "Put a bowl at the entrance of the community, with a monthly income of over 10,000!"

Teacher: "get out."

7. Teacher: In Chinese characters, anything with three water points must have water, such as rivers, lakes and seas.

Xiaoming: Desert.

Teacher: Get out!

Xiao Ming: I didn't see water when I rolled!

Teacher: Get out, get out!

8. The teacher told Xiaoming to get up and answer questions in class, trying to exercise his courage.

Xiaoming said weakly: ... teacher, I ... I can't. ...

The teacher said, can't you be a man?

Xiao Ming was very thoughtful ... finally, Xiao Ming patted the table angrily and shouted, "I don't want it!" " "

Teacher: Get out.

9. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what did you eat for your birthday yesterday?

Xiao Ming took out a toothpick, pulled out a piece of shredded pork from his teeth and put it in front of the teacher. He said, yesterday's all digested. This is noon today. Very fresh. Try it ...

Teacher: Get out.

10 teacher found Xiaoming always talking in class and said angrily, "Xiaoming, if you don't be honest, I'll tell your father."

Xiao Ming said calmly, "Teacher, I am not satisfied with you either, but I have never told your father."

Teacher: Get out!