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The sentences used by girls to praise themselves for being cute and beautiful are humorous and universal.
Humorous sentences for girls to praise themselves for being cute and beautiful (Part 1)
1. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the fragrance that makes me feel confused. It doesn’t smell like you.
2. Baby, you look good no matter what hairstyle you have, but I like you best with long hair.
3. Life comes and goes, and time passes. , in the dust of the world, it is still the same. If you are destined to be unable to escape this fate, then enjoy it. Not every failure means the end. If you cannot bear a new future, go and create a new tomorrow. .
4. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My pretty spirit has caused you a lot of trouble these years.
5. One day I went up the mountain to visit the Zen Master; , people around me are always talking about how to become a pretty guy, can you give me some advice? After hearing this, the master smiled slightly and took out a mirror. I suddenly realized: Master, are you saying that you must pay more attention to your own image? ——The master said: Just look in the mirror and you will know what a handsome guy is!
6. It’s so annoying! Why do others only see my handsome face, but don’t know what’s behind it? You have a smart mind.
7. Why haven’t the old man’s junk collectors come yet?
8. Let me see who is radiating charm? Oh, it’s me.
9. A woman’s elegance sometimes does not necessarily have to do with wealth or being well-educated, but comes from the taste and self-cultivation in her bones.
10. Have you seen my handsome light? When the lights all over the world are turned off, the remaining light is emitted by me.
11. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I hold the longest record in the world. Cool record.
12. I am 23 years old, handsome and good-looking. I studied literature at the age of seven and martial arts at the age of nine. I know how to pick up girls at the age of 12. I know astronomy and geography at the top and trivial matters at the bottom. Whenever I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to look back. , the beautiful brother jumped off the building, kind-hearted and willing to help others. When the Chinese teacher in elementary school explained the meaning of "pretty brother", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I looked at it. Oh, I understood instantly...
13. My beauty makes boys hysterical.
14. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred, but I cannot kiss myself.
15. Every time you are fierce When I was there, I thought you were sick, but you could still lose your temper when facing such a handsome me.
16. If I disappeared, would you look for me, even just to ask, Where is Yi Yang Qianxi’s girlfriend?
17. I can’t compliment you on your appearance...it’s so bad that you slow down the Internet speed..
18. No, I have to study hard and don’t want others to say that I rely on my good looks to survive. .
19. Why? Why haven’t I seen anyone handsomer than me yet?
20. I envy people with stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long and have one beautiful word throughout my life. Humorous sentences for girls to praise themselves for being cute and beautiful (Part 2)
21. The government is thinking about how to reasonably tax, the boss is thinking about how to reasonably avoid taxes, and I am thinking about how to reasonably sleep more!
22. There are so many couples outside, I am afraid, as soon as I show up, they will I regret that I already have a girlfriend.
23. When I get up and look in the mirror every day, I will be jealous and say, the person inside is too beautiful.
24. Don’t admire me too much. In fact, I also admire myself very much.
25. When it comes to performance rankings, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will do whatever you want.
26. If the leader doesn’t give me a reward next month If he gets a raise, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two more Chinese words and beat him to death.
27. You must look carefully when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!
28. Whose loneliness overwhelms my Hua Shang, whose Hua Shang Cover my shoulders.
29. The person who owes the most in this life is her mother. It’s so true! A man becomes a father in a minute, and a woman takes a lifetime to be a mother. You can’t take away the hard work of her pregnancy, and you can’t take her place. You can’t replace the severe pain of uterine contractions and childbirth. You can’t replace the load that her body bears every night when she carries the baby alone. You can’t replace her hardship in chasing milk. You can’t replace her frequent waking up every night. There are too many women you can’t replace. Please be kind to yourself, because except for my parents, I owe nothing to anyone!
30. Idealism says: "I say you are handsome, and you are handsome." Materialism says: "Because you are handsome, so I said you are handsome." In a word - I am handsome.
31. When I look in the mirror, I am often shocked by my own appearance! (or fascinated)
32. The tenderness you gave me, the tenderness I lost, It is the gentlest tenderness.
33. In today’s exam, I wrote “I am so beautiful” all over the test paper, but the results were all wrong. It turns out that there is something wrong with being beautiful.
34 .The reason why I live in pain is that I can’t find a word that can describe how beautiful I am even though I’ve looked through the dictionary.
35. My mother hurried out and trotted all the way, but accidentally bumped into the woman next door. An old lady in the obstetrics department was waiting to give birth to her baby. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, "Son, why are you so anxious? What can't you think about?" Don’t bump your child
36. Do you know anyone who is a lawyer? I really don’t know what to do. I can’t stop crying. I just received a letter from Disney’s lawyer accusing me of infringement, saying that I look like them. The princess.
37. No matter how unsatisfactory life is, you cannot suffer yourself. Women should be kind to themselves.
39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa Can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you.
40. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your butt? ……oh? Sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where's your ass? Humorous sentences for girls to praise themselves for being cute and beautiful (Part 3)
41. I was so stupid that I got a tattoo and cut my wrists for a guy. Now I wake up and everything is fine. Live your life well. Women should live a beautiful life.
42. I am unparalleled in appearance, handsome and free and easy.
43. I made a mistake on the first stroke, so I had to scribble all the way down.
44. Let me tell you. Don't force me. If you force me again, I will pretend to be dead for you.
45. Let's talk about it openly. Don't always say that I am beautiful behind my back or that I am good-looking or something like that. , are you annoyed? It’s like no one knows.
46. I wish I could grow old together with you if I were not careful. Good night.
47. You haven’t fully evolved yet, and it’s really difficult for you to look like a human being.
48. You are often so beautiful that your eyes are blurred, but you can’t kiss yourself.
49. People who say I am sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.
50. I smile from my side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to bed.
51. Your girlfriend and I have similar personalities. I ask my husband to say nice things to me every day.
52. Beauty is God’s will, coolness is man-made.
53. Even the wind praises me, even the bright moon prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me, the world is super super Handsome guy.
54. I am handsome, handsome, cool, suave, beautiful, talented, young and rich, smart, lively, cute, generous in conversation and personable. Extraordinary, one of the top ten outstanding people in the country. .
55. You must study hard and don’t be like me, eating and drinking with a handsome face.
56. Don’t set up a stall in my sister’s mind. , if you mess with me again, I’ll call you Cheng Guan!
57. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my beautiful face.
58. I’m so handsome that Tudou doesn’t want to update and wants to have sex with me.
59. I hope I can live a clearer life, live for myself, and be positive and happy every day People, be kind to yourself
60. Your appearance exceeds human imagination... Common humorous and funny sentences to praise yourself for being young and beautiful
Humorous and funny sentences to praise yourself for being young and beautiful (Part 1)
1. Every time I walk alone at night, I am so scared. It is so dark and I am so beautiful, I am really afraid that others will not see me.
2. Like flowers and beautiful families, the years pass like a fleeting time.
3. Why haven’t I seen anyone prettier than me yet?
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6. People are born with good nature; if they score zero on the test, they have eggs
7. People who say I am sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.
8. If you comfort others, you will never be able to comfort yourself.
9. Let me see who is charming and powerful? Oh, it’s me.
10. The party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome. The task of catching up with the United States and surpassing the United Kingdom is very arduous. I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.
11. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.
12. Have you seen the light of this handsome man? When all the lights in the world are turned off, the remaining light is from me.
13. Don’t feel inferior because you are ugly. For example, I am not proud even if I am beautiful.
14. As we all know, the appearance of Chinese people nowadays is supported by four people: Jincheng Wu, Peng Yuyan, me and you holding a mobile phone.
15. I have a handsome appearance, clear eyebrows, and a tree facing the wind. She has a celebrity style and is one of the first batch to pass the international ISO handsome boy system certification. Tips; this signature beauty is worth paying attention to.
16. Sometimes I cry when I am handsome, and sometimes I am stunned by my cuteness. I am so tired.
17. Tell you not to force me. If you force me again, I will I'll pretend to be dead for you to see.
18. One day I yelled at the sky: I'm not handsome! God listened and gave me a slap in the face. Who told you to lie?
19. Are you afraid that your partner will be snatched away on Valentine’s Day if he is too handsome? Don't look at me, it's useless to look at me, I'm more handsome than him.
20. A handsome person like me will be discovered by the teacher as soon as he misses class. Humorous and funny sentences to praise oneself for being young and beautiful (Part 2) 2)
21. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should seize the time to look handsome.
22. There are so many couples outside, I am afraid, as soon as I show up, They regret that they already have a girlfriend.
23. I wonder why people always say I am handsome, it’s so annoying!
24. No matter how personalized the signature is, I can’t express the sadness in my heart!
25. I know I’m handsome, but I’m a bit too handsome
26. I can’t fly, no matter who I am.
27. What’s the matter? Let's talk about it openly. Don't you always say that I'm beautiful behind my back? Does it bother you that I'm good-looking or something like that? It’s like no one knows.
28. I’m surprised, why do people always say I’m beautiful? It’s so annoying!
29. I once participated in a world-wide lying competition Competition and won first place because I said "I'm not beautiful".
30. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. How can I bear to give up such a beautiful face.
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31. The first stroke of the painting was wrong, so I had to scribble all the way down.
32. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?
33. From now on, keep a low profile and mysterious, and say nothing about your handsomeness and beauty.
34. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate? But my deskmate does.
35. Others praise me for being so beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.
36. I am often so beautiful that my eyes are blurred, but I cannot kiss myself. .
37. From now on, keep a low profile and mysterious, and say nothing about your handsomeness and handsomeness.
38. The life of anyone who is not a beautiful woman is relatively bumpy. If so, , I gave in, I lost completely.
39. I smiled at the sky, and after I finished laughing, I went to bed.
40. Being shy will only make you miss the beautiful time. If you are handsome, you must show that you are not handsome, but you must also be confident and praise yourself for being young and beautiful. Humorous and funny sentences (Part 3)
41. You are like a goddess descending to earth face first...
42. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person...
43. You don't even have a dream, just like salted fish What's the difference? ——Have you ever seen such a beautiful salted fish like mine?
44. Idealism says: "I say you are handsome, and you are handsome." Materialism says: "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word - I am handsome.
45. Some people say that I am beautiful, and I smile, but they say that I look even prettier when I smile.
46. No one is obligated to see through your own eyes. Don't care about your sloppy appearance to discover your excellent inner self. You must be refined. This is the dignity of a woman.
47. When I get up and look in the mirror every day, I will be jealous and say that the person inside is too beautiful.
48. If you are going shopping, remember to wear comfortable shoes. Treating yourself well is reflected in the details.
49. I hope you can live a clearer life and do it for yourself every day. A positive and happy person, be kind to yourself
50. Your eyes are so sultry that I can’t help but kiss her. Don’t move, you will make me fall deeper and deeper.
51. My wife said that I am ugly, but I don’t think so, because after she got together with me, she said why Jang Dong Gun is so ugly.
52. I do it every morning Awakened by her own beauty.
53. I am so versatile. I have so many emoticons, sweet and good-natured. I make you happy every day. It is so perfect. I envy you to have a friend like me.
54. Government I’m thinking about how to collect taxes reasonably, my boss is thinking about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I’m thinking about how to get more sleep reasonably!
55. If there is an afterlife, I hope I won’t be so handsome anymore and be more ordinary.
56. 'Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother'
57. Every time you are mean to me, I feel that you are sick, facing such a handsome man Me, you can still lose your temper.
58. If there is an afterlife, I hope I won’t be so beautiful anymore and be more ordinary.
59. Someone kissed Joker Xue and everyone was angry Someone kissed Quan Zhilong, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, and it’s probably about to start.
60. About funny words to praise yourself, and praise your daughter’s beautiful photos Humorous Sentences (60)
Part 1 of Humorous Sentences to Praise My Daughter’s Beautiful Photos
1. How dare I, a beautiful woman, fall in love? Who am I qualified to fall in love? Am I worthy? My life is only about beauty and beauty. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?
2. After you meet me, you will suddenly realize - ah, it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!
3. Pray that heaven and earth will let go of a pair of lovers, and that what you are afraid of will never happen. .
4. Why haven’t I seen anyone prettier than me yet?
5. This world, because of my existence, eclipses everything else.
6. 'Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother'
7. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If you don't leave, beat me unconscious and continue to drag you away~
8. I am so versatile. I have many emoticons, sweet temper, and good temper. I make you happy every day. It is perfect. I envy you to have someone like me. Friends.
9. I am really speechless today! I went out for a while and returned to the community. A group of security guards surrounded me and refused to let me in. They said I was too dangerous. I said I was healthy! No. Why is it dangerous if I have a cough but no fever? They said; "Your handsome appearance is like a killing knife."
10. This is a two-minute world. The first minute makes others notice you, and the second minute makes others like you. .
11. Being shy will only make you miss beautiful moments. If you are handsome, you have to show whether you are handsome or not, but also be confident
12. Hello everyone, I am a Wechat businessman selling goods. The main product is mainly my beauty and talent.
13. My big, bright eyes symbolize pure beauty.
14. Women must live beautifully and look beautiful. Because sufficient self-confidence is based on Pretty enough. I will never allow my husband to appear one day with his beautiful lover on his arm. I am a terrible woman with a fat belly. I will never allow my husband to show up with a beautiful lover one day. I will never allow me to lose my marriage one day. Men no longer have any attraction. Women are like a book. If your cover cannot attract people, who will be interested in reading your content? Live a beautiful life no matter what age you are.
15. Are you afraid that your partner will be snatched away on Valentine’s Day if she is too beautiful? Don't look at me. It's useless to look at me. I'm prettier than him.
16. Let's talk about it openly. Don't always say that I'm beautiful behind my back. It's annoying. Not bothered? It seemed like no one knew.
17. One day, I looked in the mirror and realized that I actually fell in love with myself! I was so handsome and miserable!
18. I’m used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I’ve never gotten used to not being able to see you.
19. There are two kinds of people in the world that men are most attracted to, one is like me, and the other is like me. What is a temperamental girl? For example, me.
20. I don’t care if you don’t care about me! Part 2 of humorous sentences to praise the beauty of my daughter’s photos
21. I looked carefully in the mirror again, and I was really relieved about my appearance. I really couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
22. I cried. I ran outside the Louvre all night and cried bitterly. The security guard asked me why I was crying here. I cried and showed my selfie photo to the security guard. The security guard also cried when he saw it. He cried and said that he had found the Louvre. The palace has lost works of art for many years.
23. The weather is nice today, it is a good day to go out and release your beauty.
24. I have beauty and wit that I should not have at this age. .
25. Don’t admire me too much. In fact, I also admire myself very much.
26. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate has .
27. You must look carefully when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!
28. When you see me, you will find that, It turns out there are people who are so handsome!
29. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you were a combination of 1 and 3.
30. The reason why I live in pain is because Even after looking through the dictionary, I still can’t find a word that is enough to describe how beautiful I am.
31. It’s so annoying! Why do others only see my pretty and angry face, but don’t know that behind it, I have a lot of other things? A smart mind.
32. I hope I can live a clearer life, live for myself, be a positive and happy person every day, and be kind to myself.
33. I don’t Story, but I conquered many people just by being handsome.
34. A handsome person like me will be discovered by the teacher as soon as I skip class.
35. Every time you are mean to me When I was young, I thought you were sick, but you could still lose your temper when facing such a beautiful and angry me.
36. One day I yelled at the sky; I am not handsome! God listens Yes, you were criticized. Who told you to lie?
37. I can’t fly, no matter who I am.
38. My wife says I’m ugly, but I don’t think so, because after she got together with me, she said: Jang Dong Gun is so ugly.
39. I can’t stand it anymore. I have endured too much handsomeness that I shouldn’t have at my age. I’m so tired.
40. I know that beauty is a sin. , but I have already sinned beyond forgiveness. Part 3 of humorous sentences to praise the beauty of my daughter’s photos
41. Are you afraid that your partner will be taken away by someone if you are too handsome on Valentine’s Day? Don't look at me, it's useless to look at me, I'm more handsome than him.
42. Look twice, it will be rare for you to see such a sweet person in the future.
43. You were stupid enough to get a tattoo or slit your wrists for someone. Now that you wake up, everything will be fine. Live your life well. Women should live a beautiful life.
44. It is better to lack than to waste. Don’t just do it because of loneliness. Catching a man is unfair to you and him, and it lacks a sense of responsibility.
45. The moonlight, accompanied by sadness, quietly moves towards my heart.
46. I Unparalleled in appearance, handsome and free-spirited.
47. If there is an afterlife, I hope I won’t be so handsome anymore and be more ordinary.
48. Even if my brother goes to that beautiful place My nemesis, I still hope you won’t use my photo under the quilt to do that thing at night
49. I don’t have a story, but I have conquered many people just by virtue of my beauty.
50. Search on Baidu; is there anyone more beautiful than me? The result shows; Sorry, cannot be found.
51. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased in your life? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.
52. People who say I am sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.
53. You don’t even have a dream, what’s the difference between you and a salted fish? ——Have you ever seen such a beautiful salted fish like mine?
54. Tell you not to push me. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you.
55. It is normal not to reply to messages. Which beauty have you seen who is not busy? of.
56. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the end of the world?
57. Like a beautiful family, the years pass by like a fleeting time.
58. Whenever I think that I am more handsome than anyone before or after, I can’t help but burst into tears.
59. My grandfather has had glaucoma for more than ten years, and he is one meter away. I don’t know whether it was a human or a dog, but when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears, blinded his eyes, and never saw the light of day again. He said he didn’t want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless trouble.
60. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class. A collection of humorous sentences from girls praising themselves for their beauty
A collection of humorous sentences from girls praising themselves for their beauty
1. I’m so handsome that Tudou doesn’t want to update and wants to have sex with me.
2. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should seize the time to look handsome.
3. The biggest regret in this life is that I can’t kiss my handsome face.
4. Every day when I get up and look in the mirror, I will be jealous and say, the person inside is too beautiful.
5. Today’s exam paper is filled with “I So beautiful." It turned out that it was all wrong. It turns out that there is something wrong with being beautiful.
6. I know I am handsome but it is a bit too handsome.
7. Women know love It requires ability. Women know that happiness always requires falling in love with themselves first and then having the ability to love the person they love. Then, let the person they love fall in love with themselves.
8 .There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid, as soon as I show up, they will regret that they already have a girlfriend.
9. Even the wind praises me, even the bright moon prays for me, and even the sun I applaud the super handsome guys in the world.
10. If being beautiful is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.
11. I have also thought about getting over it once and for all.
12. Some people said I was handsome, and I laughed, but they said I looked even more handsome when I smiled.
13. Look twice, it will be rare for you to see someone so sweet in the future. of people.
14. The first ray of light in the darkness was born from my handsome face.
15. Some people said I was beautiful, but I thought about it all night and couldn’t figure out what it was. Who leaked the news?
16. When a mouse shows its power, everyone becomes a sick cat.
17. Before you get close to me, you must think clearly. In addition to my beauty, But there is nothing.
18. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.
19. You It's like a goddess descending to earth and landing face first...
20. No one has the obligation to look through the sloppy appearance that even you don't care about to discover your excellent inside. You must be refined. This is a woman Dignity. Part 2 of humorous sentences about girls praising their beauty
21. I am used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I have never gotten used to not being able to see you.
22. You can only get used to a handsome guy like me.
23. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!
24. If you comfort others, you cannot comfort yourself.
25. I have no story, but I have conquered many people just by my beauty.
26 .Brother has been being chased, but has never been surpassed!
27. I am handsome, beautiful and cool, charming, elegant, talented, young and rich, smart, lively, cute, generous in conversation and graceful. Pianpian. Extraordinary spirit, one of the top ten outstanding people in the country.
28. The long flying sand and stone uncanny skills
29. Don’t be nervous, I am not a good person...
30. You can only get used to a beautiful person like me.
31. No matter how hard I try, I am just a beauty that others want.
32. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the fragrance that makes me feel distracted. It doesn’t smell like you.
33. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!
34. I wanted the paper plane to take me to fly into your heart, but unexpectedly it crashed halfway.
35. Whose loneliness covers my gorgeous clothes, whose gorgeous clothes cover my shoulders trace.
36. When you meet me, you will find that there is someone so handsome!
37. Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have the urge to kneel down and worship immediately.
38. I don’t want you to be When men see me, I’m afraid the number of love rivals will soar!
39. A girl once asked me: Do you think you are handsome? I said, "I'm not handsome." Then the girl cried and said, "I lied to her."
40. I have beauty and wit that I shouldn't have at this age. Part 3 of humorous sentences for girls to praise themselves for their beauty.
41. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred, but I cannot kiss myself.
42. I thought she was a beauty, but the beauty turns out to be a peerless beauty, leaving me speechless.
43. Life is meant to be a swim in the sea of ??suffering, cultivate purity and enjoy true happiness. In this world, there are many things that we cannot predict. We cannot control our circumstances, but we can control ourselves; we cannot predict the future, but we can control the present; we do not know how long our lives will be, but we can arrange our present life.
44. About funny words to praise yourself
45. I never say that I am beautiful, because I am very beautiful!
46. You Her eyes were so sultry that I couldn't help but kiss her. Don't move, you will make me fall deeper and deeper
47. Donggao looks at the dusk, where can I lean on the trees? In the autumn colors, the mountains are only glowing.
48. I once participated in a world lying competition and won first place because I said: I am not beautiful!
49 .The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.
50. I hate myself a little now. No matter how hard I try, I am just a beauty in the eyes of others.
51. The eagle strikes the sky, the fish flies to the shallow bottom, the elephant gallops on the plains, and the camel walks across the desert. These are all wonderful performances of adhering to self-beauty. Self-beauty is in struggle, and struggle is its passion; self-beauty is in tempering. Perseverance is his true nature; self-beauty is in the pursuit, self-confidence is his temperament, and only by sticking to his personality can the world be beautiful and life be wonderful.
52. Have you seen the light of this handsome man? When all the lights in the world are turned off, the remaining light is emitted by me.
53. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.
54. Please don’t pretend to be nice to me, I’m stupid and will take it seriously.
55. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the end of the world?
56. Handsomeness is a kind of belief, I am a stick flying in the front The flag makes those clowns feel ashamed.
57. My beauty makes boys hysterical.
58. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you have been here.
59. I also thought about it, but I am amazing.
60. I really envy you, you met me at such a young age, who is so talented, beautiful and charming.
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