Some funny slogans, not family planning, should be used civilly in schools.

1, my love is taken, and my love is terrible.

-Southwestern University of Finance and Economics

2. Fudan Fudan hatches eggs and hatches a big duck egg.

-University of Denmark

You are all future demons and lunatics. Let the world tremble for you.

-Northwestern Polytechnical University

4, eat your own food, sweat your own sweat, do your own thing, * God * ancestors, not heroes.

-Central South University

5. Handsome guys soak up dinosaurs, beautiful women turn into frogs, and comprehensively improve the quality of the population.

—— Hunan University

6. It's not a crime for a man to brag, but it's a crime for a woman to cheat until she has no tears.

—— Shanghai Institute of Foreign Trade

7. Traffic basically goes, lectures basically roar, heating basically shakes, and public security basically dogs.

—— Dalian Institute of Light Industry

8. Pay attention to virtue (gain), be knowledgeable (exploitation), be pragmatic (spoil the broth) and be beautiful (lose the beauty).

-Sichuan Normal University

9. Don't make false accounts

-Central Finance and Economics

10, a beautiful cradle, a good place for boys to get married.

-Northeast Normal University

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Anhui University

12, spy on the enemy and strictly observe state secrets!

Swear to the death to ensure the physical isolation between the internal network and the external network!

-Language from the State Key Laboratory of Beijing Institute of Technology

13 If we leave the beauty of NPC to Tsinghua, the beauty of Beiwai to foreigners, and the beauty of Cai Zhong to Beihang ... what can we leave? !

—— Out of Beijing Institute of Technology 1 1 Student Dormitory (male)

14, 12 From midnight to 5 am, it is forbidden to use public broadcasting tools such as microphones, light bonfires, play any music and cry downstairs. ...

—— From the fifth dormitory of Beijing Institute of Technology (female)

15, only grabbing Tsinghua's steamed bread, not touching Tsinghua's girls!

16, the world is tiny, and Kyrgyzstan is huge! ! ! —————————— Jilin University (I like this best)

17, the motto of the National People's Congress is: seek truth from facts, just write it on the Yan 'an stone at the entrance of the National People's Congress.

Just traditional and running script, most people read it in reverse: seeking truth from facts.

18, when the school in Nanjing said:

Nanda's signboard, China Southern's rice,

My mother-in-law, Southeast Han,

The hooligans in the river and sea are running around in the street. ...

19, and then expand the enrollment scale of nursing department!

-Zhejiang College of Traditional Chinese Medicine

20, the sky is gray, the night is boundless, and a group of wolves are downstairs.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ motto of Beijing Normal University

2 1, forget the righteousness, be generous and be generous! !

-motto of Tianjin University of Commerce.

22, a beautiful cradle, a good place for boys to get married.

-Northeast Normal University

23. Turn women into men and men into dead people.

-motto of China Academy of Fine Arts.

24. Play Tsinghua Peking University and Fudan Nankai. The rest are mistresses, and the old man disdains to start work.

-motto of Wuhan University.

25, three grass policy: rabbits don't eat grass near the nest, good horses don't eat grass back, there are plenty of fragrant grass in the end of the world!

Chengdu Institute of Physical Education

26. Confess leniency and go to jail; Strictly resist and go home for the New Year.

-Guilin University.

28. Treat beautiful women like mummies

-Motto of Zhejiang College of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

29. If you come in, you will die. If you die, you must come in.

-motto of East China University of Science and Technology

30. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six.

-motto of Huazhong University of Science and Technology.