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What do you think of the sentence "Begging for food requires learning three points"?

Lead: What do you think of the sentence "The poorest is nothing more than begging, and you have to get ahead even if you don't die"?

About "how to treat the sentence" the poorest is nothing more than begging, and there will be a day when you die? " This question, Bian Xiao sorted out the user's answers from multiple channels, so that everyone can understand it more comprehensively.

1. The following opinions were praised by 698 people and had 324 exchanges and discussions:

It was 2008, and I went back with my current husband before I got married. I didn't know it would be so poor there. People who can eat rice are ok. Most of them eat Redmi, corn rice and even potatoes. Meat is bacon and vegetables, which are only available in winter. There is water shortage, and the mountains are high and steep. There are almost no big trees on the mountain, the sun is shining and the weather is hot. I settled down and began to clean up the house, farm, farm, buy pigs, sheep and chickens. In nine months, both sheep and pigs have grown up and can be sold. Spend some money and my child will be born. I haven't been born for nine months, and I'm still working, herding sheep up the mountain. The mountain is so steep that I can't imagine accidentally rolling down. After fourteen days, I finally landed. It is a boy. It rained heavily that night, and my husband went to play mahjong. I don't know what to do. Finally, I went to the neighbors for help, so that the mother and daughter could be safe. The family was poor and had no time to go to the hospital, so they gave birth at home. I am only 19 years old. When the child is born, I can't hug or tie it. When my parents are away, I will learn. My nutrition can't keep up. My children are short of milk, and milk powder is too expensive to buy. I only ate a bag of soy milk powder for ten yuan. Fortunately, God bless the healthy growth of children. Husband is not a good husband, domestic violence is a common occurrence, and I haven't done it for a month. I was desperate, but I persisted for the sake of my children. Now my child is seven years old. I have been divorced for two years. The child is his. I didn't take anything with me. I still work outside. People must live and have faith, and there will always be a good day.

2. The following opinions were praised by 290 people, and there were 6 1 exchanges and discussions:

Let me talk about my own experience. You can be a joke or you can take it seriously. I am a male. 1983 In September, my father died unexpectedly on a construction site in Xinjiang when I was ten years old. At that time, he was really as sad and helpless as Changjiang No.7, but he was not as lucky as Xiao Di. My father was buried in a foreign land forever. At that time, my mother donated blood and got 10 thousand yuan. At the end of the same year, a scum man took the initiative after seeing my mother's money. Two months later, they got married. There is no denying that the other party is handsome. They are really eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and smoking. They have all kinds of poisons. 1995 They went to Guangdong to work and never came back. Those years were really hard. Eat pickles and oil-free noodles, and the children of poor families will be in charge early. 1998, they went out to work before 15 years old. Because they are poor, they have developed a good habit of not being afraid of hardships and saving money since the beginning of 1999. I worked as a coolie on the construction site for 25 days. There is a time difference between Xinjiang and my hometown. It doesn't get dark until 10: 30 at night, and I'm growing up. I was hungry all day. 1999 winter, the weather was very cold, and I didn't have any work to do. I help others to cover the quilt and open new cotton wool. I stayed at 150 for a month and worked for a week. My right hand was stirred into the thresher by the machine due to an operation error. Three years later, at the end of 2002, I returned to my hometown and got engaged to a girl from the same village through a matchmaker. Because I grew up together, I know it very well and think it's funny. I just turned 19 years old and got married. The young couple came to Guangdong to work. Because we have no education and skills, we have to work as a handyman in a clothing factory and go to 450 yuan every month. My wife is a lathe worker, and her salary is not much. In March of O3, her wife. I didn't go back to my parents' home until August (my mother also went out to work, and my son was born at the end of the year. Half of my partners who grew up together are still studying, but I have become a father. In 2004, I had a big ironing worker in Zhuhai with a much higher salary. My wife took care of my son at home, and I was very happy at that time. At the end of 2004, my wife also came to Zhuhai, and my son was taken care of by my mother-in-law. My son called my father when he was over one year old. I was soft-hearted. At the beginning of 2005, my wife and her eldest brother went to Shunde to enter the electronics factory, and I went to Zhongshan to continue ironing. At the beginning of 2006, I also went to Shunde to set up a stall. I didn't expect to wait for four years. Now I get down to business. At the end of 20 10, because of urban planning, stalls were not allowed and all stalls were driven away. A friend of mine said that I taught you to open a fruit shop, and my mother took 70 thousand yuan as my capital. I was brave enough to rent a facade. At that time, everyone was not optimistic because the cost was too high. My wife and I resisted the pressure and insisted on setting up stalls before. There is no problem in management. In the first few years, money was really easy to earn. I remember that I sold 25 100 on the most day, at least 7,000, and the fruit profit was more than 30%. Earned more than 300 thousand a year. I bought a suite in Shunde for three years. The car was a truck, but it didn't last long. And they all built stainless steel sheds, but we were not allowed to go out. Our business has plummeted. The year before last, 19 16, my mother died of lung cancer, which cost more than 100,000 yuan. She also suffered all her life. Last year, I saw that fruit was not easy to make. I went to Shenzhen to learn how to make northern steamed bread. There are many people who oppose it, saying that southerners don't eat steamed bread, but my wife doesn't agree, because the fruit shop is still doing it and no one can use it. You didn't have to pay a penny, and you made half the money. I said business was bad, so I went to set up a stall to sell it. It was opened years ago, and the business is ok, but it can't make a lot of money. At the end of the day, everyone earned three or four hundred. The fruit shop can deliver more than 2000 pieces a day, which is much harder than before. I have to take care of two stores and get up at two o'clock to make steamed bread. It's hard and full. That man can't help it. The head of the family has the responsibility to build a home, and the world is very good now. As long as you work hard, you will have a good future. It's no use spraying this and that on the bed every day. My friends are all down-to-earth people. I don't pay attention to lazy things. I want to eat, drink and be merry, and cherish my family.

3. The following opinions were praised by 125 people, and there were 29 exchanges and discussions:

I should understand now. 20 16 has experienced too much. At first, the factory closed down, the creditors chased the debts, the factory, the house and the car were gone, and I was homeless. Then I borrowed the car and turned into a ditch, and my body was injured. Finally, after I repaired the car, I drove out of the garage at noon and caught fire. My daughter-in-law and I were in the car, and the car caught fire and almost died. Now, but now I'm over it. It can be said that I want to die of all three things, but I am still alive. Maybe I can't let go of some things and my relatives. So I'm fine now. As long as I don't die, I still have capital. Even if I have been here for ten years, twenty years and fifty years, I can still see the blue sky, my children want to cry and laugh, and my parents' faces have nothing now. Every step in the future is developing in a good direction, telling yourself not to.

4. The following opinions were praised by 104, and there were 28 exchanges and discussions:

Dear readers, this is an inspirational sentence, not a bitter experience! Look at your long speech. Are you mistaken? The poorest is nothing but begging. I'm sorry to tell you that when you are poorest, no one will give you shit and there is no place to beg. How can you beg? Begging needs a bowl. Do you? The poorest prerequisite is that you have that begging bowl. Get ahead before you die. I am also responsible to tell you that you may never get ahead! Why? Salted fish turn over, or salted fish, or someone else's plate of Chinese food. If you want to stand out, I'm afraid you'll be shot in the head! In today's society, it should be commendable to have this idea, but it is important to say it three times. When you don't even have the courage to beg, even if you are a beggar leader, Ma Dayuan will eventually be killed by his relatives. Because it is relatives who hit you on the head when begging, not relatives.

5. The following opinions were praised by 6 1 person and had 15 exchanges and discussions:

I still owe millions of dollars. When I was 20 years old, that is, in 2008, I partnered with my parents to sell barbecue, made some money, got married, and gave birth to two sons, which was considered happiness. In 20 13, when private lending was crazy, I entered step by step and also lent money, during which I opened a car rental in my hometown. 13 In the second half of the year, the barbecue shop was closed. 14 years, my hotel also opened, and the other two hotels I invested in also made a lot of money by lending. In July of 20 15, my restaurant also opened, and I was very happy. But never imagined that private lending collapsed, and my 3.36 million was tied to real estate projects. The hard days began. I thought about suicide. I pay half the money back to my relatives and friends every six months. It's much easier now. I just have less industry, and the car rental company doesn't. I invested in two hotels to pay my debts. The restaurant was contracted to someone else, and I still insisted on paying my debts at the only hotel. I firmly believe that the poorest thing is begging, and there will be a future in the end.