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The first volume If ... If ....
In a beautiful spring, boys and girls met and fell in love at first sight!
The boy said, "I won't make you sad and lonely at any time." The girl said, "I am your pistachio at any time, and I won't give you sorrow." From acquaintance, to meeting, to knowing each other, to falling in love ... How many times does the boy wake up the beautiful girl with a kiss every day, and the girl will cook a delicious breakfast to feed the boy. Every day, the boy always tells a joke to the girl before going to bed. Every day, the girl will quietly listen to the boy and then fall asleep. Every weekend, boys always cook with girls. Boys cut vegetables and girls cook. Boys accidentally cut their hands, girls always cry and then take out the OK in the small medicine box and gently paste it on boys. The boy will smile and say, it's okay, baby, don't cry, it doesn't hurt. Today, I added some "ingredients" to this dish ... when the girl cooked, she burned her hand. Boys always hold her little hand nervously, gently touch it with their warm breath, and then take out the scald cream in the medicine box and gently wipe it for girls. Girls always smile and say, relax, fool, I don't hurt at all. Look at my hand. ...
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