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What is a paranoid achiever?

Years ago, he set up a car repair stall in front of the uphill hill on the road next to the village. He made a statistics: 8 cars, 11 tractors and 23 bicycles pass by the road every day.

Having a car repair stall like this is almost a joke. But he stayed there for 10 years. Ten years later, this unknown area had its own name - Xiuche Ridge. In the provincial capital long-distance bus station, all the conductors knew was "Xiuche Ridge". They also knew that there was a repairman under the Xiuche Ridge. A car repairman stays there all year round. Of course, all this was told to them by the drivers at the station.

This car repairman is a "fool", this is what the driver speculated. Think about it, with so few cars passing by every day, how can a car repair shop have business? Can you survive by guarding it every day? The car repairman's nickname is really "idiot", and people in the village call him that. It is said that 30 years ago, he suddenly became obsessed with repairing cars. After spending 10 yuan to buy tools, he never stopped.

Ten years later, the car repairman made another statistics. There were 80 cars, 50 tractors, and more than 200 bicycles passing by the road every day. He has become a busy man, and he has endless cars to repair every day.

He became the first person in the village to become wealthy, built a foreign-style building, bought a motorcycle, and doubled the size of his car repair shop.

Five years later, the highway was expanded, and countless cars passed by every day. He could no longer count them. He hired three helpers to help him with his car repair business. Almost a lot of money is made every day. It is said that he has assets worth millions of dollars.

A businessman asked him to set up a joint venture, but he refused. The township offered him preferential terms to invest in cash crop cultivation, but he refused. That was something you could do to make a lot of money just by sitting at home, which was infinitely better than repairing cars. His family scolded him for being stupid, but he expanded the car repair shop again.

Everyone laughed at him because he was crazy. There were so many cars for him to repair on just one road. But people discovered that on the day the workshop was built, a sign with a red ribbon was erected in front of the door, which read: "Motor Vehicle Special Parts Processing Factory." Many people understand that his processing plant produces some easily consumable components on motor vehicles.

A few years later, an auto parts production company settled in the development zone on the outskirts of the city. Its output value was 300 million yuan, and its products were sold overseas.

Perhaps some people have guessed that the boss of this auto parts company is the car repairman. He is now an honorary professor at the provincial capital university. When giving marketing courses to college students, he can talk endlessly without a lecture note. For more than an hour, he said that the so-called marketing and the so-called management are persistence. In his hometown, people still call him "fool." However, he has never been stupid.