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Who can teach me magic?

1. Coincidence of two numbers

There is a piece of paper and a pencil on the table. The performer walks up to the table, turns his pockets inside out to show the audience that there is nothing in them, and then turns the pockets back again. The performer picks up a pencil and writes a number on the paper (without letting the audience see it). After writing, he puts the note into his pocket. The performer said to the audience: "Now you can just say a number. I have already predicted the number you mentioned and wrote it on the note just now. Okay, now just think of a number and say it." The audience reported After a number was announced, the performer took out the slip of paper from his pocket and showed the audience the number written on it. Sure enough, it was the number reported by the audience. What's going on? Can performers really predict?

Specific operation:

The performer places a pencil lead about 1 cm long on the corner of the table in advance (because it is small, the audience will not notice it). Of course, you can also use it according to the I like to hide pencil leads elsewhere. When the performer picks up a pencil and writes the numbers on the paper, they should pretend to be writing without actually writing anything. After "writing", put the note in your pocket. When the audience finished reporting the numbers, the performer secretly picked up the pencil lead on the table. Then reach into your pocket and use a pencil lead to quickly write the number reported by the audience on the slip of paper (for the convenience of writing, when asking the audience to report the number, you can limit the number reported to be between 0 and 9). At this time, the performer takes out a note and lets the audience see it (the performer can throw away the pencil lead when the audience reads the note), and the audience will feel very incredible. Well done, this is a very wonderful little magic trick!

2. Turn banknotes into white paper

Preparation work: 10 banknotes and 10 pieces of white paper.

Performance method: The performer puts a white note between the 9th and 10th banknotes in advance. When the performance begins, the performer unfolds 10 banknotes into a fan and holds them in his hands. Then he took out a few banknotes from the fan row to explain the front and back, and took the opportunity to move the 10 banknotes to the bottom. There was a stack of white paper below. Then, he straightened the stack of banknotes, struck the stack of banknotes with his right fist, and then unfolded the fan. strangeness! The original stack of banknotes turned into blank paper. Then pretend to pull out a few pieces of paper to explain, so that the banknotes can be covered with the explained paper, making it look like the banknotes have turned into white paper.

Note: The banknotes and white paper used for the performance must be new and firm

3. Newspaper filled with water

The performer pours water into a newspaper In a rolled funnel, this is surprising enough. How can newspapers wrap water? But he still folded the newspaper funnel seriously to prevent the water from flowing out; while the audience was waiting to see whether the water would flow out from under the newspaper. Unexpectedly, the performer suddenly threw the newspaper into the air. , press and unfold it, there is no water dripping, the newspaper is completely dry. Then roll up the newspaper and pour water from the newspaper into the glass. As props, two ordinary everyday items are needed: a large glass with a handle and a newspaper. In addition, an auxiliary prop is needed - a transparent plastic container with a diameter of 3 to 4 cm and a height of 15 cm, with an ear on the container. During the performance, the glass is placed on the table with a plastic container hanging behind it (from the audience's perspective). Now roll the newspaper into a funnel shape, pick up the cup with your right hand, lift the funnel-shaped newspaper from bottom to top behind the glass with your left hand, and the plastic container behind the cup is hung into the newspaper. The water in the cup can be poured into the plastic seal located in the funnel-shaped newspaper (be careful not to let the water wet the newspaper). When the water is almost poured, the hand holding the newspaper is lifted up from bottom to top, letting the glass hang up the transparent plastic container, and then putting the glass down. In order to enhance the effect of the performance, the performer deliberately pretended to hold the newspaper very carefully to prevent the water from sloshing out, but suddenly he threw the newspaper into the air, or simply threw it into the audience. Then re-roll the newspaper into a funnel shape and pour the water from the newspaper back into the cup - first put the plastic container hanging on the glass into the funnel-shaped newspaper, then pour the water in the plastic container into the woods, and then Hang up the empty plastic container in the same way, put the cup away, and then unfold the newspaper to the audience.

4. Beating matches

If you meet a group of friends by chance, you can tell them You've just discovered a wonderful way to detect your pulse. So, you take out two ordinary wooden matches from your pocket and place one of them on the palm of your left hand, indicating that it can be used as a pulse counter.

Then, place a second match underneath the first so that it acts as a pulse generator throughout the demonstration. When your friends observe the counter carefully, they will naturally find that it is beating up and down in a certain rhythm, as if it is recording the number of your heartbeats. Suddenly, your heartbeat loses its normal rhythm, and finally stops beating with an almost singing movement. Next, you give the matches to your friends, ask them to examine them carefully, and then ask them to try their skills. Obviously, although they tried their best and were determined to "show their hands" as happily as you, the result was that they could only watch the two matches lying quietly in their palms. "Sleeping with the big party". Tips and Preparation When performing this show, it is best to use large wooden matches. Precisely because the requirements for props are not high, you can borrow matches like this as props anytime and anywhere. In fact, the real secret of performing this show lies in the hidden mechanism of the match-the pulse generator.

Performance method

1. As shown in the picture, hold the first match on your left hand as a pulse counter. Position the match so that it is against the base of your finger and the head is toward you.

2. Hold the second match, the pulse generator, with the thumb and index finger of your right hand. At the same time, use the nail of your middle finger to press the back of the match tightly. As shown in Figure 2.

3. If you apply slight pressure on the match with the nail of your middle finger, or let the match slide extremely slowly on the nail, then the match will inevitably produce a series of pulses that are imperceptible to humans.

4. Place the generator match under the counter match as shown. According to the method specified in step 3, rub the match with the nail of the middle finger of your right hand. Then, the match in the right hand will inevitably cause the match in the left hand to produce a series of tremors one after another.