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New Ugly Duckling

The mother duck is sitting in the nest and hatching eggs. There are 5 eggs in a nest, 4 of which have been hatched, and the largest egg has not hatched. After a few days, the largest bomb cracked, and a big, ugly duckling emerged from it. People called it the ugly duckling.

No one likes the ugly duckling. The rooster pecks it, and the brothers and sisters bite it. No one likes it. Once the grandfather of the ducklings came to give the ducklings loaches, and the ducklings were all grabbing the loaches. The ugly duckling said : "Grandpa, I also want to eat a loach." Grandpa Duck said, "Humph! You are so ugly, but you still want to eat a loach. Dream on! If you want to eat, you can only eat one." After saying that, he threw a loach to the ugly duckling. Another time Grandma Duck brought a bathtub, 4 towels and 4 blankets to bathe the ducklings (Why did Grandma Duck only bring 4 towels and 4 blankets? Because Grandpa Duck told Grandma Duck that 5 In the duck doll, there is an "ugly monster"). The ducklings love to be clean and compete for a bath. The same goes for the ugly duckling. When the ugly duckling went to find Grandma Duck, Grandma Duck said: "Huh! You are so ugly, why are you so ugly?" The dirty things are the same color as your hair! I didn’t even prepare your bath towel and blanket. Go away!” After that, he drove away the ugly duckling.

The ugly duckling left home and decided to go out and live on his own. It was almost the same outside as at home. All the little animals laughed at it and no one liked it.

Winter is here, and the snowflakes fall on the ugly duckling, as if to say: "Haha! You look so ugly! Haha! Even uglier than the ugliest person I have ever seen! Hahahaha!"

The ugly duckling walked and walked, unable to find a place to take shelter from the cold, and was frozen to death. Fortunately, a kind-hearted farmer took the ugly duckling home.

When the ugly duckling woke up, he found that there were 4 little ducks that looked very much like it, and he also saw 2 whooper swans with snow-white feathers. One little duck said to the ugly duckling: "Brother, I am "Your sister, my name is Lulu, do you know your name?" The ugly duck asked stammering: "I still have a name?" "Yes, your name is Qiqi" Lulu said, and one little duck said: " Brother, my name is Luck." The other duckling said, "My name is Lili." The last duckling said, "Shasha, we are all swans." The ugly duckling looked at the two swans excitedly and shouted happily: "It turns out that you are my real father and mother."

From then on, the ugly duckling lived a happy life.