Humorous poems about barbecue (some short and interesting jokes about barbecue, and more supplements)

1. Give a few barbecue jokes (short and funny) and add 1 to many friends to go to the veterans' barbecue dinner.

I waited for almost half an hour, but no waiter came. Scream is also the future.

Angry, or later. Get ready to drop the cup. Let's go

Angry: "A bottle of dichlorvos! ! ! "The waiter turned away without saying anything. Two minutes later, I went to the table and asked with a smile, "How many bottles do you want, sir?" Collective collapse! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Before going to the back door of the school to have a barbecue, there was an advertisement with three lines of Chinese characters.

Roast beef skewers, chicken legs and chicken hearts, next to a NB MM, read aloud: What is the fear of roast beef chicken chicken 3? There are eight answers! 1。 Hot coal fears fire II.

Play cool with charcoal 3 The meat was cooked with you.

Meat and iron frame are ambiguous. Ice cubes are very enthusiastic.

Corn plays hard with you. Uncle Ma started a small group.

Clams are autistic. The iron frame is separate.

2. Humorous sentences about eating supper 1, hot pot, barbecue, beer, not very expensive, but good for the stomach.

I have barbecue and beer, so I asked if you would like to go with me. 3. Health is precious, and the cost of losing weight is higher. If it's a midnight snack, you can throw them both. 4. I was woken up to eat supper in the middle of the night, so I went further and further on the road of getting fat ... 5. I gained 6 pounds in the New Year and my face was round, but I was still cooking jiaozi to eat supper in the middle of the night.

6. I went out for supper in the middle of the night and closed the door. Living on the street is really cool. 7. My husband reads the tip of his tongue in the middle of the night. 3. I was hungry, so he lured me downstairs to have dinner, and then punched in eight months later ... 8. The days of watching movies until midnight and then getting up for supper will be over. Spend the whole day shopping and eating a big bowl.

10, a recent portrayal of life: take a hundred steps after dinner and have a good appetite at midnight. 1 1, eating food, most of them are not bad people! ! They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt people … 12. The hungriest people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest is the heaviest ...13. Why are you looking at me for so long? I can't help falling in love with you, oh ~ egg tart.

14. Why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be midnight snacks? 15, Rome was not built in a day; Three layers of belly, not a day's greed.

16, you have to eat when you are full, and you have the strength to lose weight when you are full. 17, picking you up in the middle of the night and taking you out for supper is true love.