Funny wedding host speech

Introduction The traditional wedding in China is also called wedding. I collected funny wedding host words, don't miss them! Funny wedding host speech (1)

1. Opening:

The flower hall was decorated with colorful flowers and played with joy. Today, a banquet was held to invite relatives and friends, and it was called a couple of congratulations! Dear guests, friends and relatives, hello! First of all, entrusted by the X and X governments, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all your distinguished guests for coming to the wedding scene and for the blessings and love they brought to the two couples! Today, on the wedding banquet, Miss XX, the daughter of X mansion, married XXXX, the son of X mansion, which can be described as: a talented lady, a match made in heaven; At this time, it is a beautiful time, and X House is married. It can be said that the door is right, showing the family style! First of all, I would like to respectfully invite the four high halls of X and X Houses to take their seats in the wedding hall! Taking this opportunity, I would like to introduce four high halls and the important guests attending this wedding to all of you: In short, above today's wedding hall are: Yan Er is newly married and welcomes his relatives to get together; Marry and invite your guests to come! Because of the time, I won't introduce them one by one. On behalf of the newcomers and the Liu and Zhao governments, I would like to express my sincere thanks to you for coming!

2. Admission:

When the bride marries the Liu Family Gate, the groom will make three arrows. Kun: Bow and arrow! One arrow is accurate, two arrows are steady, and three are sure that Gan Kun is in the practice!

ok! The deacon is in the position, and the concierge waits for the gong to sound again, praying for good luck and peace forever; The drums rang twice, and heaven and earth blessed the new couple; Three times, the gongs and drums are auspicious, and the lanterns are decorated and the rising stars are shining high. Please welcome the bride and groom into the flower hall!

(step on the brazier) Step over the brazier to achieve great luck. Good days are red and fiery! Please welcome the bride to take the brazier!

(crossing the saddle) Crossing the saddle on the road of happiness will be passed down from generation to generation! Please welcome the bride across the saddle!

3. Witness marriage:

Guan Guanluo dove, in the river continent, is a gentle and graceful lady, and a gentleman is a good gentleman. The witness will kick off today's wedding-please invite witness xxx to witness the marriage for the new couple!

4. Flower-worshipping Hall:

The sky is vast and the sea is boundless. It is God's will that the two newlyweds are married, which is a godsend. Therefore, the bride and groom are invited to face the heaven and earth first, and (a worship of heaven and earth)

A worship of heaven and earth to thank for their marriage; Kneel-:thank heaven for auspicious, a kowtow-!

may the earth last forever and kowtow again! Looking forward to happiness and well-being, three kowtows-! Get up!

(Second, worship Gaotang)

The family is prosperous and prosperous, returning to feed and kneeling to respect their parents, and second, worship Gaotang to raise their children; Kneel!

thank your parents for raising you, and kowtow! Honor your parents and support your life, and then prostrate yourself!

I wish my parents good health and kowtow three times! Get up!

(Husband and wife worship each other)

After a hundred years of training, you can cross the boat together, and after a thousand years of training, you can sleep on your pillow. The bride and groom face to face, and the husband and wife worship the flowers in front of the hall: kneel!

gan Kun makes a bow with the lute and the harp; Yuanyang is more than a wing, and the husband and wife are United and prostrate again;

the husband sings and the wife kowtows with the early arrival of your son! Get up!

5. Uncover the cover:

Weigh the pole star, the pole is bright, and the pole is lucky when it is stretched out! Please welcome the groom to use this star to pick out the lucky stars of the two houses! Pick out the bright future of loving couples! Choose from the left and be satisfied; Pick the right one, show your dignity; In the middle, pick out a hibiscus and make it into a pair.

6. Wedding celebration:

There are lots of songs, laughter and happiness. Please invite the wedding celebration to be auspicious for the couple.

7. Change the toast:

The bride and groom tied the knot, and the two governments became the friendship of Qin Jin. According to the traditional custom, the two newlyweds should offer tea to their in-laws and parents in public: please ask the bride to offer tea to her in-laws; Ask the groom to change his mind by offering tea to his father-in-law and mother-in-law; From today, Liu and Zhao are the best friends of Qin and Jin Dynasties. Please welcome the in-laws of both sides to hold hands. Let us * * * wish the birth of this happy family!

8. Message from both parents:

Parents' orders, matchmakers' words, parents are in charge of the children's marriage, please invite both fathers to speak for their children's marriage. Please return your parents to the guest seat.

9. Light candles and make a wish:

Yuanyang plays with water and phoenix to seek the phoenix, and loves in the bridal chamber, and the relatives and guests bless each other, continuing the incense and lighting candles

Wedding night in the bridal chamber, and concluding this fate! Please ask the bride and groom to make a best wish in the face of the candle lit by their own hands: (wait a moment) Let all our guests sincerely wish them all their wishes come true! Safe life!

1. Exchange of keepsakes:

A happy marriage with two true feelings, a special keepsake for life: please show us the wedding keepsakes prepared by each other.

what did we see the groom give the bride? What did the bride give the groom? (interview moral). There is a saying: send affection to things, entrust things to express feelings, and feelings and wishes are contained in them. Please exchange wedding tokens.

(the bride and groom exchange keepsakes)

11. Wedding wine:

It's true that everyone is happy when they are newly married, and the wedding day is good and the scene is good.

At this happy moment, the bride and groom will * * * drink the wedding wine and share the joys and sorrows with * * * until they grow old. Please invite Quan Fu to pour wine for the bride and groom. Zuo Hezhen: Happy life is full of flowers! Right marriage: yeah, yeah, love to see the truth-!

exchange tools, * * * touch tools, and get a good marriage!

12. Farewell ceremony:

Farewell ceremony is a very important ceremony for a long time; Once the couple get married, they will be together for life. Once married, a couple will never look back. Please invite Quanfuer people to help them tie their hair.

(when a new person gets married), getting married is a lifetime, and the heart is holding hands with others; Getting married is a lifetime, and respect each other as guests until the end of life!

(The couple finishes their hair) Come on! Please put your blood ties together and treasure your mutual trust in this brocade box.

13. Pay for three things:

It has always been a good expectation for people to have a prosperous family business and a full house of children and grandchildren. Next, let's invite the bride and groom to eat jiaozi, the son and daughter, looking forward to eating a thousand generations, and wishing you a good fortune! Grandson jiaozi!

longevity noodles are everlasting, healthy and long-lived, which is the new people's longing for the future life. Next, we invite the new people to have longevity noodles with us: enjoy noodles, eat noodles, and the bride and groom are deeply in love, and enjoy their family. (Newcomers eat longevity noodles)

Fulu Happy Birthday Cake Fulu Happy Birthday, good luck and good luck, is the blessing brought by all the guests to the couple. Please invite the newlyweds to taste Fulu Happy Birthday Cake and have all their wishes come true.

14. The host announced the ceremony:

In the presence of many guests and friends, XXXXXXXX got married and tied the knot. I wish the couple a long life and love for a hundred years: at this point, I declare that the wedding ceremony of groom XXX and bride XX is here! I wish all friends and relatives good luck, long life and good health!

background and props needed: red shaman, dragon and phoenix happy account, heaven and earth table, table and chair cover, brazier, saddle, bow and arrow, heaven and earth shrine, candlestick, wax-loving, balance beam, incense burner, red cross, hijab, ladle, scissors. Funny wedding host speech (2)

1. Opening

The Huatang is splendid, and its beautiful scenery is full of songs. Today, we raise our glasses to invite relatives and friends, and we love Yaner for a good couple.

distinguished guests, friends and elders, please be polite!

First of all, welcome everyone to the wedding reception of Mr. and Ms. Wang on this happy and beautiful day. At this moment, xxx Hotel is full of laughter and decorations. Ok! When the time has come, I respectfully ask the ceremony bearers to hold their own ceremonies, the deacons to hold their own affairs, the spectators to entertain and watch, and the musicians to play the sound of auspicious music!

Please see that the sedan chair has arrived in front of the wedding hall: I respectfully invite the newly-married bride to get off the sedan chair-(supervise and dispatch the bride and groom to walk from the waiting area to the flower door and take their seats. The groom holds one end of the red silk in his hand and gives the other end to the bride, who has a red veil on her head, and pays attention to putting the central gold decoration on the top. The bride holds the red silk in her right hand and the apple in her left hand)

2. Admission

Holding the red silk (music: gongs and drums step by step)

A piece of red silk, two people holding hydrangeas, the old man will be born in three years, and hand in hand will reach the white head-the newcomer has arrived!

Third, take the brazier

(There is a symbolic brazier in front of the stage) Jade Phoenix lifts her foot to take the brazier fire, and the devils hide on both sides. Happiness falls from the sky, and good days are booming! Take the brazier ——)

Fourth, the new couple takes the stage, fires guns and plays joy (music: yangko dance)

Male left and female right, XiShen arrives, and the new couple takes the position.

friends, the sky is round and the sea is boundless. Indus phoenix, be immersed in love with children!

We are destined to join hands. Thanks to the perfection of heaven and earth, we respectfully invite Mr. Shi's descendants to take the newly married couple's young lady with piety, pay homage, face the double happiness of dragons and phoenixes, and pay homage to heaven and earth to thank them for their marriage!

The newcomer kneels, and

kowtows: the poem is inspired by the red leaves and heaven, and Xie Tianci is married;

please kowtow again: Lantian planted jade land as a medium, and thanked the land to make a beautiful family;

Please give three kowtows, and the marriage will be completed by Haimen and Xie Tiandi!

(One worships God-given marriage and decides this life; Second, worship the land to create beauty and match the husband and wife; After the ceremony of heaven and earth, please applaud!

Second, pay homage to Gaotang's parents.

kowtow: thank your parents for their parenting;

please kowtow again: it is your duty to honor your parents;

Please kowtow three times: hug your fat grandson as soon as possible; Newcomers get up

5. Couples worship each other (music: birds fly at the phoenix)

Please ask the newlyweds to stand opposite each other two steps apart.

While the dragon and the phoenix are dancing, the couple will greet each other, and the newlyweds will kneel-(the supervisor should pay attention to laying the yellow carpet in advance when the newlyweds stand opposite each other), and the couple will love each other for the rest of their lives.

Please have a worship; Adding luster to the cause of Qi Fei than Wing,

Please welcome two worshippers; Give birth to your son early and be happy and healthy.

Please pay three respects. Newcomer, get up! There must be fate in a good marriage, and the gift is natural, and a pair of lovers will be well!

six, pick the hijab (three picks) (music: Happy Year)

The golden beam of the scale is bright, and the beam is lucky (the supervisor pays attention to it, and immediately hands it over to the host) to the groom. Use the sixteen wishful stars on this scale to pick out the bright stars in the flower hall and pick out your own stars of happiness! Choose luck and wealth on the left, contentment on the right, and happy ever after in the middle!

7. Wedding Ceremony (Music: Endless Life)

A gourd is divided in the middle, and two people are led by a red line. Once you drink the wine together, you will be lingering forever. (Attention, supervisor, when you hear this sentence, immediately put the wine on a tray), and the couple rolled up their hands, and happiness began. Let's drink a toast together, and the true feelings will stay in our hearts. Please drink a toast! * * * I wish the couple a strong mood, a harmonious blood relationship, and love the sky.

(Music: Happy Birthday) Good friends, Mr. and Ms. have a traditional wedding ceremony. Finally, I hope everyone will give a round of applause and wish them love each other forever until they die. Funny wedding host (3)

Dear friends, friends and guests:

This is the wedding ceremony of Mr. () and Ms. (). First of all, let's give them our best wishes and applaud.

Today, () House is really like this: weddings is a high-ranking friend, resplendent and radiant. On the auspicious day of the sixth day of August, a happy marriage is achieved today.

In Beijing, it is said that Beijing is in the countryside. Although we are in the countryside, the times are different, so we will do new things. Therefore, today's ceremony can be said to be a combination of Chinese and foreign countries, a combination of native and foreign countries, and a combination of tradition and modernity. This is also a three-in-one combination.

water is predestined friends, and trees have roots. When you get married, don't forget your parents' parenting. First of all, let's meet two halls. Everyone will know at a glance that this is a man, that is, a father-in-law. Congratulations on your promotion from a father-level cadre to a father-in-law. From today on, you will be a father-in-law. The beautiful lady next to me is today's mother-in-law, and her daughter-in-law has been a grandmother for many years, and she also sends you a word. With her daughter-in-law, her grandson is not far away. Next, let () father-in-law talk to his daughter-in-law.

Today, heaven and earth testify, and many relatives and friends testify. Later, the old couple will have a daughter-in-law, and the bride will have a father and a mother. Come to the bride, shout.

(asking my father-in-law) Is it sweet? Sweet cry. Take the money.

(asking mother-in-law) Is it good to shout? Nice call. Come on, get the money.

It's really worth a thousand dollars. If you shout a red envelope, you can shout and play every day in the future. This actually means a kind of responsibility. From today on, we will be a family. To respect the old and love the young and honor our parents also means a new life is about to begin. I wish your whole family a happy life and a happy family.

When the bride and groom get married, you must not forget your matchmaker. Please welcome the matchmaker to make a debut. Come and give the matchmaker a deep bow. What about you? You've done great things again. Today, please say something about the wedding ceremony. ..... Well, the matchmaker has just said this, and they have already received the marriage certificate. Now they say that they are driving with a license, so they should pay attention to family planning in the future.

Today, we will let many relatives and friends witness your love, join hands, call each other's names with eyes looking at each other, and say "I love you, love you all my life, only that you are the treasure in my heart when we grow old together". It's really touching. I hope all lovers in the world will get married. I hope we can all cherish this hard-won love. We wish you all the best.

well, I want to use a doggerel as my host next time, and it is also a wish from all our relatives and friends. In recent years, peach blossoms will still be popular in this door. Everyone here upgraded, and there was a cry from the room.

the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber. Funny wedding host (4)

Today is January * * * in AD, and the first day of * * in the lunar calendar. Today, the banquet hall on the 6th floor of Tianjin Pengtiange Restaurant is weddings, resplendent and magnificent, waiting for the arrival of a couple. Thanks to the kindness of Cao Shi family and Xing family, I feel extremely honored to host the wedding ceremony for a couple here. I hope everyone will give a couple and the host a lot of applause during the ceremony. Thank you! (Xiangle)

Here, on behalf of a couple and their parents, I would also like to express my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the guests! I wish all the guests and friends, in their future work and life, prosperous business, rich financial resources, all the wishes come true, all the best, look up and see the money. thank you (Xiang Le)

Now that the auspicious moment has arrived, I declare that the wedding ceremony of Mr. Cao and Miss Xing will begin now. The honored guests had a big fight, and everyone got up. This is exactly what "when newcomers arrive in front of the hall, the host and the guest stand on both sides, with talented people and beautiful women, and the drums are ringing all over the sky." Please welcome the newcomers to the Flower Hall! (loud music)