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Who are the ten biggest swearers in the NBA?
First: Talking about trash talkers in the NBA, Big Bird said no one dared to talk about trash talkers. Later, the famous Payton and Miller were both in Forged in Bird's saliva, even the "flower bug" Rodman couldn't stand up to the big bird's mouth and ran to reporters to complain. When Rodman first entered the NBA, he was dazzled by Bird's superb skills in the Eastern Conference Finals. At the same time, he had to endure Bird's veritable "swearing": "You mother...(****** *, playing ball like a girl)", I almost lost my confidence in being a human being, let alone playing ball. There are two main reasons why Bird swears on the court: his arrogant character and the need for psychological warfare to suppress his opponent's self-esteem and self-confidence. When he scores in a single, he will run to the opponent's head coach, pretending not to know, and ask: "Who in your team is guarding me?" Then he will ask his teammates on the field: "Who are they watching me?", and finally run to In front of the poor guy who was guarding him, he asked with concern: "Are you staring at me? Sorry-ass." All the players who played against him suffered from his swear words and wanted to commit suicide to relieve the tightness in their chests. When the score was deadlocked, Bird would often tell the players defending him nonstop: "I'll shoot right here in a minute. Just remember, it's right here." Then he really hit the target. The famous loudmouth Reggie Miller made Bird's swear words make him unable to hold his head up during his rookie season. In a game against the Lakers, Magic missed the game due to injury. The Celtics trailed by two points in the last two seconds. Bird caught the ball on the sideline (near the Lakers bench) and shot a three-pointer. Lakers substitute Michael Cooper screamed behind Bird's head to interfere with Bird's shooting. Bird turned his head and glared at the substitute while the ball was still rising, and said lightly to the Magic: "This ball is for you." Twenty feet away, there was a "swish" sound, and the ball Hollow into the basket. The most famous swear word appeared in the 1988 All-Star Weekend Three-Point Shooting Contest. It was the third contest in NBA history. Bird successfully defended the title twice before. All the players participating in the long-range shooting competition were immersed in practicing before the game. Bird slowly walked over and said: "Are you here to compete for second place?" A few hours later, Bird again Won the three-point championship trophy. Larry Bird has always been domineering towards rookies. Legend has it that when any rookie marked him for the first time, he would always shoot a three-pointer over the rookie's head and then say contemptuously: "Welcome to the league. (Welcome to the NBA)." However, "Big Bird" has always been arrogant. When he finally repeated his old tricks against the 76ers, he was choked by the angry "Dr. J" and beat him severely, causing a group fight. This was a small lesson. Second: The famous talker Magic Johnson once said: "Reggie Miller, Larry Bird and Michael Jordan are the three people who swear the most in basketball history, but they are also the best at using them. Three people who acted to clean up the dirty talk. "Jordan was indeed not a good man on the court. He became self-taught during the verbal sparring with Miller. Later, he could watch his opponents' nerves spray with swear words like a barrage. He never missed a blow with swear words on the court. Opportunities for opponents. His swearing is as precise and lethal as his last shot. At the same time, his swearing is relatively "gentle" and lethal. In his opinion, this is another kind of enjoyment besides basketball. . During the years when he was proud of the world, there were too many opponents who were so angry that they lost their minds. The most classic one occurred in Game 4 of the 1998 Eastern Conference Finals, when Jordan and Miller had a long 48-minute confrontation. Scolding. Stackhouse, who had just entered the arena from North Carolina in 1996, expressed disrespect for Jordan. On the night of January 13th, Jordan scored 48 points and 10 rebounds in Philadelphia. As long as he faced Stackhouse, almost all The Bulls humiliated the 76ers 120-93 with a single force, and Jordan's saliva began to flow again: "I told Jerry that he was talking in his sleep. "At this moment, Stackhouse is almost in a state of being beaten without being able to fight back. When he meets Senior Brother Fei Ren in the future, he will no longer dare to act arrogantly. Payton, the famous master of swear words, was also flooded by Fei Ren. I remember one time when Gloves met a trapeze artist, he spat spittle into the sky: "Hey! Michael! I've been paid millions! I can also buy Ferraris and Testarossas (luxury sports cars from Ferrari)! , which proves my worth.
Jordan curled his lips and said without even looking at him: "I always get these for free. They are given directly by the manufacturer." "Of course, Jordan's two most torturous curse words are to provoke the opponent when defending: You shoot, I let you shoot, you shoot (the opponent usually doesn't make the shot); to attack the opponent when attacking: Come on, you almost defended (The opponent defended to his full strength and was still eaten). His opponent's name, car, shoes and even wife were all the targets of his swear words. Third place: Big Mouth Miller Miller is also a famous big mouth in the NBA. He has the ultimate ability to provoke his opponents to rage, and every time he gets into an argument with an opponent, he will inevitably burst out with some curses. To say that Miller is a big mouth does not mean how big his mouth is, but to say that he is always chattering, boasting, and gushing on the court. Compared with Jordan, Miller's swearing has never been gentle and kind. He often uses unpleasant garbage language to disturb the mood of his opponents on the court. Miller is different from other swearing masters. What's more, he not only chattered on the court, but also often appeared on "talk shows" and even participated in NBA live commentary. The only opponent Jordan did not defeat in his life was Miller's swear words, and in his opinion, he was the same as Jordan. The verbal sparring on the court was just a minor part of his life. The swearing contest with the New Yorkers was the pinnacle of his swearing, and it was the swearing that gave Miller the upper hand in every fight at Madison Square Garden. When the Pacers met the Knicks in the 1993 playoffs, Starks was guarding Miller. Miller broke through Starks and scored a layup. Then he proudly said to Starks: "Did you see this ball?" How beautiful. "Subsequently, Miller scored another three-pointer in front of Starks, "Does he know why my salary is so high? This is the difference. After that, Miller scored another mid-range shot, "Let's go back and practice again." "Teasing New York idol Starks on the spot. After the game, Starks complained: "He was like a fly buzzing in my ear the whole game. It was simply unbearable. "Son of a bitch!" during the free throw. This goal must be scored! "After scoring the winning goal, he jumped on the scorer's table and shouted at the Knicks bench and fans: "This ball is dedicated to you sons of bitches. "Miller officially became the public enemy of New York. From then on, every time Miller went to New York, he would hear "REGGIE SUCKS!" ! "The sound. Maybe you think it's a bit excessive, but last year Miller played for the last time in New York. Miller and Director Lee hugged each other at the end, and they laughed away their grudges with the New York fans. Fourth: The case of foul-mouthed Payton on the world. As one of the NBA's most foul-mouthed people, he is certainly not unreasonable. He speaks freely and has a disrespectful face. Since he learned a lot of swear words at the "Glove" Oakland Prosperity Joint Stadium, Payton can be used in it. In three back-to-back games, Payton spat out swear words towards his opponent's face for 48 minutes in a row. In this regard, he was as good as Miller with his big mouth, and his words often touched his navel. Three inches below, his dirty words often involve the women and children of his opponent's family. Another skill that Gloves has is that no one else has. He can perform the two tasks of chewing gum and drooling in such a way that they don't interfere with each other. Few rookie players who have just entered the arena are envious. He once passed a guard and completed a mid-range shot and said: This is why I get a multi-million contract every year, kid... Payton's swear words and his skills. He is also well-known. In every matchup with Gloves, the opponent can experience what is the real "psychological warfare". The opponent will receive his foul-mouthed greetings in a low voice at any time. The opponent will often be distracted on the court at this time. At this time, the "glove" took advantage of it, stole the ball, and finished the fast break score while swearing. The Australian player Hill experienced Payton's ability to say "swear" in the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. Complained to an Australian reporter that Payton’s mouth was too “dirty”: “The words Payton said during the game were so shameless and obscene that I have never heard them before, and I’m embarrassed to repeat them to you again. ""Meticulous" swear words are also one of Glove's special skills. Any player who plays against him will feel indescribable anxiety and upset. Fifth: The pig-mouthed Klee Barkley sprinted to the basket with a height of less than 2 meters and became the MVP. The shortest rebounder in history, but the most outstanding thing about "Flying Pig" is his big mouth that speaks freely and eloquently, and his innocent big kid temper. This is what makes Barkley truly irritating. What I like about it is that when "Flying Pig" plays ball, he relies on his big mouth to hit the world.
After retiring and gaining weight, he became a TNT sports commentator, and his passion for swearing began to intensify. There is no star in the world who has not been disparaged by him. Although he once kissed a donkey's butt for underestimating Yao Ming and gave him a pig's mouth, Mr. "Jazz"'s old habits have not changed at all. Barkley once said a classic saying: I am the best basketball player on the planet, Jordan? He is an alien. Miller’s most insightful evaluation of the characteristics of Charles Barkley’s game commentary: “He doesn’t talk about statistics, he only curses. Sixth: The King of Slobbers Cassel Cassell, who was born on the streets, has small eyes, but his mouth is not small. Cassel, who played in the streets in his early years, developed the basic skills of swearing. He is a master of swearing and will not stop the psychological attack of swearing once the opponent wants to fight. By being distracted, they achieve their goal. He has developed excellent professional skills over the years and can blurt out dozens of swear words without thinking. Like Payton, Cassell is still famous for his swear words without using his brain. It's instinctive. According to the alien, he doesn't need to think about it when he plays, but it's completely instinctive. Cassel's swearing is like a waterfall in front of his opponent, and he doesn't need to be distracted at all. And always have the upper hand in verbal wars. As long as the opponent can't help but start to verbally retaliate, Cassel begins to take the initiative. No one can say dirty words like him without distraction, and on the court, Kassel starts to take the initiative. Serge often seizes the moment when his opponent is distracted and launches an attack with the ball. As the alien Cassel himself explained, "Sometimes you play too much basketball and you feel bored, so I just say a few nonsense words to adjust." Change the atmosphere. "Seventh: Famous Mouth Shark Back then, O'Neal unscrupulously threw a truckload of swear words at Eddie Jones in his book: "He is a softie, he is selfish, and he is dumbfounded at critical moments..." Jones later admitted, The main reason why he asked the Lakers to trade him to his team after the 1998-99 season was because of O'Neal's big mouth. However, most of the swear words spoken by the weird shark were humorous and funny. The more classic ones are: " It’s absolutely true (I will definitely lose weight), do you want a piece of my body? Even Pat Riley was ridiculed by him: "One night, I found someone outside the window, who seemed to be dressed in black. That was Coach Riley." He broke into my mansion, stole a police car, found my room and knocked on my window. "Eighth: Wolf Mouth Garnett Ninth: Bullshit Walker's clumsy, funny penguin walk and endless swear words are the classic image of Celtics small forward Anthony Walker on the court. That year Kyle The Celtics are the worst team in the league, but Walker's swaying and chattering on the court make him unique on the court. He and his post partner Cliff Robinson were the perfect combination of double talk in Boston. The scene when the two had a quarrel with the fans in the first row of the away game in the playoffs against the Pistons is still fresh in my memory. Tenth: Picking up Tinsley
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