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I came home in the middle of the night and found my girlfriend of five years and my boss in the bedroom. What's the name of this novel?
The story is based on Shanghai, a beautiful and fashionable city with rapid economic development. It tells the story of four girls, Lin Xiao, Nan Xiang, Tang, who experienced great changes in friendship, love and even family ties from childhood, which is a true portrayal of the life of fashionable youth. M-girls, who lived in the dormitory day and night, began a busy life of looking for a job internship. Faced with the huge pressure of survival, something happened in the seemingly calm campus life that caught them off guard. They didn't know how to face it and make a choice. In this book, Jing M. Guo adopts a brand-new narrative style and adds a lot of fashion elements. Easy and funny dialogues and contents can be seen everywhere, sometimes making people laugh and sometimes sighing.
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Lin Xiao had a good impression on the writer during her internship in ME magazine, but her boyfriend Jane, who had been in love for many years, fell in love with the sister of the girl who jumped to her death at Lin Xiao's instigation many years ago and left without saying goodbye. This is consistent with the advanced gastric cancer in sogou. When Lin Xiao returned to Shanghai from other places with southern Hunan, he was greeted by the sudden and mysterious death of sogou. The stunned Lin Xiao soon ushered in the return of the sword. After Guli and her boyfriend Gu Yuan entered the society, the competition once became more intense. Inadvertently, both of them entered Me magazine, serving as the positions of chief financial officer and advertising director respectively. Gu Li, who has a career ambition, kept a distance from her boyfriend in this delicate struggle. To make matters worse, Guli welcomed a guest she never expected in her life, her own brother; In Tiny Times 1.0, Tang, who plays everyone's happy fruit, plays a mysterious role in the gradually developing plot. Soon, Lin Xiao ushered in the second choice of love in life. A completely strange foreign boy came into her life with mysterious familiarity.
Left hand reflection, right hand time.
"Left Hand Reflection, Right Hand Time" is a collection of essays written by Jing M.Guo in his third year of high school. It is said that there are also some prose novels in the prose collection. Sad for spring and sad for autumn, lamenting the loss of time, friends disappearing around me, and some past events when I was young.
"Left hand reflection, right hand years"-book summary
Chongming leaned against the wall of the elevator, carrying a big bag of instant noodles in his hand. I don't know when the elevator lights are broken. Darkness seems to have gained weight in a narrow space. In the rising acceleration, Chongming touched his face and found that his beard had not been shaved for a long time.
As soon as the elevator door opened, Chongming came out and saw the aunt next door taking out the garbage.
Mr Zhou, your girlfriend is on a business trip again.
Yes, something happened in her company. Chongming said with a smile. Then Chongming walked into the room. At the moment when the red door closed silently, the bag in his hand slipped down and fell to the floor with a dull sound.
Anglian leaned against the wall of the elevator with a cactus in his hand. The lamp that broke down not long ago has been repaired now. In the soft white light, Anglian stroked his slender fingers one by one, and he heard the lonely sound of his blood flowing under his skin. Then the elevator door opened and Anglian went out.
Allianz stood at the door and loosened his tie. Then she shouted at the door, honey, open the door, I don't have my key.
After waiting for a few minutes, Anglian took out the key from his briefcase and opened the red door. Then the door slammed and everything was quiet.
Allianz pressed the telephone recording key: Mr. Zhuang, the telephone fault you reported has been eliminated. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye.
Allianz turned off the telephone recording. The whole room is quiet again.
"Jessica has been away for nine days. I always believed that 9 was a reincarnation, but she still didn't come back. I used to eat instant noodles when Jessica was on a business trip. Every time the aunt next door sees me carrying a bag of instant noodles, she will ask me that your girlfriend hasn't come back yet. "
Chongming stood in front of the mirror in the bathroom, shaving a beard that he had forgotten to shave for several days. The light in the bathroom is light blue, which Jessica specially chose. Chongming always thought that such ice blue made the room look too gloomy, so Jessica changed the color of the gate to red.
"Jessica brought me this razor from Shanghai. She always goes to Shanghai on business. This knife is not very sharp, it can't be completely removed, and occasionally it will leave a beard or two. However, I like this basic brand of blades. When the blunt blade slides over the cheek, it feels like a dizzy moment when the plane takes off. "
Chongming looked at himself in the mirror. He pointed to the man in the mirror and said, look at you. You look pale. Do some exercise well. Your eyes are red. Didn't you sleep well last night? Did you cry? How can you cry as a big man! This is not good.
Allianz is downstairs in the gatehouse.
Old man, is there a letter for me from Nanjing? Or a package? There must be.
Oh, Mr. Zhuang, there is no letter for you.
Do you have a package from Nanjing? Please take a closer look.
Oh, no, thank you I'll go up first.
Allianz stood at the door. He narrowed his eyes and smiled. Baby, I know you're back. Open the door. I don't have my key.
Then Anglian took out his key, opened the door and walked into the room.
Telephone recording: Mr. Zhuang, your suit has been washed. Please pick it up tomorrow.
Allianz stood on the balcony and watered the cactus.
"Rebecca used to like to keep cacti. The cactus she raised used to have beautiful flowers, but once the cactus fell, Rebecca lost it with the flowerpot, and she never raised it again. I don't know if this cactus I raised will fall before it blooms. "
An Lenovo, when Rebecca comes back, this cactus may have been in beautiful bloom. Thinking of this, he smiled happily, showing beautiful white teeth like a child and his eyes narrowed.
"Recently, the weather in Shanghai is getting hotter and hotter, and the air conditioners in the whole city are running strongly together. I'm afraid that one day the city will suddenly explode and then everyone will die. But it's best to wait until Rebecca comes back to destroy it. At that time, everything was over and I was still with Rebecca. "
Standing on the balcony on the 12th floor overlooking the world of mortals in Shanghai, Allianz remembered that a female writer once said that Shanghai was a magnificent seagoing ship, but it was about to capsize.
The hot wind blew from the night, blowing on his face, with some painful feelings. Anglian touched his face and felt that his beard stood out, so he went into the bathroom and picked up the basic brand razor. Then he saw Rebecca's perfume, so he sprayed a little on his hand carefully, so the whole room was filled with a thick orange fragrance, and for an instant he felt trance. Time goes back, but things are different.
"Call 62806 for me, surnamed Zhou, and leave a message saying that I miss her very much and ask her when she will return to Nanjing. Yes It's okay. "
Chongming turned on the TV, and the result was gray. The broken TV makes a lot of noise. Chongming walked over and slapped it hard on TV, so an image began to appear. It was a woman singing in a nightclub with heavy makeup and acting like something from old Shanghai. So Chongming pressed the remote control to change the channel.
"It took me 1 3 minutes to switch from 1 channel to 75 channel and 12 minutes to switch from 75 channel to1channel. After 25 minutes, I turned off the TV and took a shower. "
Chongming used the shower gel left by Jessica, and he won't forget the smell. Jessica used to like to sweep Chongming's face with wet hair after taking a shower, but Chongming always ignored her. When she was tired, she suddenly rushed up to pick her up, listened to her scream, and then waited for her to beg for mercy and put her down. Jessica kept the record of taking a bath for two hours and twenty-five minutes. Chongming smiled happily at the thought of this.
"I opened the bathroom door and saw the electronic clock on the wall, suddenly jumping from 23: 59 to 00: 00. For an instant, I felt weightless, like falling freely from the sky. "
Chongming feels a little thirsty. When he opened the refrigerator, he found that it had been empty for many days. Jessica used to buy things in the refrigerator. Every time she leaves for a week, she will prepare food for Chongming for seven days. Now she has been away for more than half a month.
Chongming got dressed and went out. He met his aunt next door and got out of the elevator.
Aunt, come back so late? Why haven't I seen you these days?
Oh, my daughter is ill. I have been with her in the hospital these days. I'll come back to get my things, and I'll be there in a minute. Mr. Zhou, it's so late. Where are you going?
Oh, I went downstairs to do some shopping.
Buy something to eat? Your girlfriend hasn't come back yet.
No, she came back a few days ago and just left yesterday. Her subsidiary is very busy these days. I went downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes.
Chongming walked into the elevator, the elevator door closed and it was dark all around. The light of the elevator hasn't been repaired yet.
Aunt said to herself as she opened the door: strange, I didn't hear that Mr. Zhou wanted to smoke.
"I really like the bright and clean feeling of the supermarket, especially at midnight. The air conditioner is full and quiet, and occasionally there will be a slight noise when cars pass by in the street outside. There are very few people, and occasionally someone will pass you by. The closeness of the distance at that moment will give me an illusion that I can become a confidant with that person. "
Cashier: Thank you. 40 yuan is 0.50.
Cashier: Do you have any change?
Chongming: No.
Cashier: Thank you. Here is your change, 9 yuan 0.5.
Chongming put a pile of coins in his pocket.
The streets of Nanjing seem a little deserted in the middle of the night. Platanus acerifolia in the street has grown vigorously, and the broad branches and dense leaves almost cover the sky above the street. Occasionally, when night falls, you can see the slightly dirty clouds crowded and surging in the city sky.
Chongming saw a girl talking on the phone in the telephone booth in front. He thought her appearance was familiar, so he stopped to look at her.
The girl suddenly turned to Chongming and said, lend me a coin.
Chongming: Miss, have I met you?
Girl: Hurry up, the nine coins I just gave you.
Chongming took out a coin and gave it to her
Girl on the phone: Shit, you're finally home. What, you want to dump me like this? Are you fucking human? What's so good about that slut? Remember what I did to you! Now you listen to me clearly, we broke up, and my sister took you to fly first. Don't let me see you in the street in the future, or you will die. Don't be fucking proud. I'm telling you, I have a boyfriend now.
The girl turned and took the mobile phone to Chongming and gave him a good scolding. Come on!
Chongming held the phone for a while, then smiled and told her that he hung up.
Girl: Idiot.
Chongming: You were in the supermarket just now. Why are you suddenly talking on the phone in the street?
Girl: Nonsense, don't go after work. I don't want you, you, you. My name is Jenny. Chongming: Jessica?
Janya: What's the matter with you? My name is Janya, not Jessica. By the way, did you buy wine just now?
Chongming: Yes.
Janya: Is your home near here?
Chongming: Yes.
Jania: Will you find someone to drink with you?
"I used to listen to Irish music with Rebecca at home at night. Now I like to go to the bar called Blue downstairs, because there is Irish music that Rebecca likes. There is a girl with long hair who always sings some relaxing and cheerful songs of cranberries and Chloe on the stage. She smiles like Rebecca. I didn't expect that we would meet one day, but we did. "
Allianz went to the jukebox in the corner of the bar, put in a coin, and then chose song 758. This is Rebecca's favorite old song called Memory of the Sky, but she can't remember who sang it. Coins jingled into the record player, and then the guitar began to sound.
"I've always liked this old jukebox and found them very interesting. I remember my grandmother had one and later passed it on to my father, but it was gone when I arrived. In my memory, the yellow jukebox is always filled with Zhou's voice when he was in Shanghai. It is sharp and bright, but it is broken. "
Female singer: Why don't you listen to me and the machine?
Allianz: I'm afraid you can't sing this song.
Female singer: Do you like this song very much?
Allianz: My girlfriend likes it.
Female singer: Oh. Hello, my name is redina.
Allianz: Rebecca?
Redna: My name is Redna, not Rebecca.
Allianz: Oh. My last name is Zhuang, and my first name is Anglian. Can I buy you a drink?
Why?
Allianz: Because you have a beautiful voice.
"Hey, I don't know your name yet."
"Oh, my name is Zhou. You can call me Chongming. "
"When did the light in your elevator break down?"
"I don't know, it's probably been a long time."
As soon as the elevator door opened, Chongming and Jania came out and happened to meet their aunt next door.
"Mr. Zhou, you came back from shopping."
"Yes, aunt, went to see your daughter?"
Janya was puzzled to see the way menstruation looked at her, so she guessed what was probably going on. So she deliberately rolled up Chongming's hand and twisted her waist very touching. Then she saw her aunt enter the elevator with a sigh.
"Your room is very beautiful. It's blue."
"This means Jessica. She likes blue. "
"You must like your girlfriend very much. But I'm fucking unlucky. If that boy Wu is half as good as you, I can be a vegetarian for a year. Hey, where's the wine you bought? Take it out. "
"Do you want to drink after the ice?"
"No, as long as it's wine."
Chongming opened the beer can and handed it to her. She took it and drank it. She kept drinking with her head up and never stopped. Chongming looked out of the window, and the night seemed thicker, but the lights were not dim at all. The whole city is full of powerful and amazing vitality at night. Only the leaves of Platanus acerifolia seem to be lifeless by the scorching night wind.
"Jeneya drank a lot that night, and I also drank a lot. I have never seen a girl drink so hard. Maybe she doesn't care anymore. I remember we all talked a lot, especially Jeneya. She seems to have told me a lot about her boyfriend, but I can't remember it. At dawn, she had already left. If there were not beer cans all over the floor, I would almost think I had a dream. Actually, I can't tell the difference between reality and dreams. I don't know if I was dreaming that night, but I really seemed to hear one or two strange voices, like a sad person crying in depression. But I don't know whether it's Janya or me who is crying. "
"What made you think of singing in a bar?"
"Because I want to escape. My dad seems to want me to marry an old man 15 years older than me, because his money can support me in my next life. But I just don't want to. In fact, that person is not bad, but I don't like everything my father has arranged for me. I just want to see him see his daughter rebel. Maybe if he stops me and the old man, I may fall in love with that man. "
"How old are you? The old man is older than you 15 years old, and I am almost the same. "
"Yes, but you are a lovely old man." Then she leaned over and kissed Anglian's face.
"The beautiful princess kissed the sleeping frog old man, so the old man woke up and gave the princess a deep kiss." Redina gave a silvery laugh, and her hair hung down gently.
Anglian then leaned over and kissed the smiling matchmaker with a smile. "I said that Redna smiled like Rebecca, and I even had an illusion for a moment when I kissed her. I feel as if Rebecca is back. The air around the bar is filled with Rebecca's orange perfume. Maybe I drank too much that night, and Redyna seemed to drink too much, so I kept holding her and listening to her sing "Memory of the Sky" in my ear. It turns out that she can sing this song. "
At three o'clock in the morning, Anglian walked out of the bar, followed by Redina. The night in Shanghai is full of publicity and noise even in the early hours of the morning. The night wind blew, and Anglian felt much more awake. He saw the matchmaker smiling behind him, occasionally kicking cans on the side of the road, the tinkling sound of cheerful progress in the street, and the matchmaker smiled like a child.
"How long are you going to follow me?"
"I don't know. You kissed me anyway, and I'll go wherever you go." Redina waved in the air and said casually.
"It was just a joke." Anglian turned and looked at her.
When the elevator went up, Anglian leaned against the wall and closed his eyes, as if he were very tired. The elevator door opened and Anglian came out, but Radina followed.
Allianz turned to her and said, how long are you going to follow her?
Redyna blinked and said naughtily, in fact, I have the right to say the same thing. Then she took out the key and opened the room next to Anglian. "We are neighbors. Mr. Zhuang. "
Allianz stood there. He doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. He thought he must be drunk. Then he opened the door and went in.
"My memory that night is very vague. When I opened the door, I felt I forgot to do one thing, but I still couldn't remember what to do until I closed the door. Redyna and Rebecca's faces are no longer clear in my mind. They quickly approached, penetrated each other, and then separated. I fell asleep immediately after I fell into bed, and it was the next morning when I woke up. The sun shines into the bedroom, but the memory of last night can no longer be clear. "
"From that day on, I can often meet Chongming in the street. He is still thin and handsome, but I know his inner fragility. Sometimes he comes to the supermarket to buy things at night. If the time is right, he will wait for me to get off work. I accidentally received a birthday present from Chongming on my birthday. He said that he saw my birthday from my work card. I am very touched. I know from Chongming that he has a girlfriend whose name is very similar to mine, Jessica. She used to go to Shanghai every other week. Now she has been away for a long time and there has been no news. Sometimes we go shopping together, and Chongming always stands patiently waiting for me. He has a beautiful smile, neat and white teeth and a clean smile. I haven't returned the coins he lent me, because I think if Chongming suddenly disappears from me in the future, then I still have reason to see Chongming. Although this reason is ridiculous. "
Chongming went to the supermarket to buy things.
Chongming: Are you getting off work soon?
Jania: There are five minutes left.
Chongming: I'll wait for you.
Two people came out of the supermarket.
Chongming: I just got a call from Jessica. She will come back.
Jania suddenly turned to look at Chongming, and then she smiled and said, You want to be beautiful, damn it, I was dumped by others again.
Chongming: Who is it?
Janya: It doesn't matter who it is. I need to make a phone call now.
Chongming: Are you going to scold him again?
Yes, come on, maybe I need your help.
Janya dialed the telephone number.
Jania: I don't know why I met you, or why you didn't leave me before I fell in love with you, or why you left me after I fell in love with you. I have been afraid to tell you that I love you, because you are too kind, I didn't.
Janya suddenly turned to Chongming and said, I can't open my mouth if you scold him. Chongming looked jania in the eye when he answered the phone. He found her eyes moist. So he was very angry and said to the phone, I know Janya loves you very much, because I have never seen her cry. Don't be so heartless, you bastard.
After hanging up the phone, Chongming said, Janya, you are actually very cute. Without Jessica, I think I would fall in love with you.
Jania smiled and said, Go ahead, I don't want you to love me. Then she turned around, waved her arms and walked forward, singing "Long live the lovelorn" loudly.
"When Chongming said he would fall in love with me, I suddenly turned around because I didn't want him to see my tears fall. I seldom cry for love, but this time I don't know why. "
When he got home, Chongming pressed the phone to record, and then he heard Janya's voice.
"I don't know why I met you, and I don't know why you …" Chongming suddenly turned around and stared at the mobile phone. The cup in his hand suddenly fell to the ground and smashed to pieces. Then he heard his own voice: "I know that Janya loves you very much, because I have never seen her cry." Don't be so heartless, you are such an asshole. "
Chongming stood in the middle of the room with a straight face. After a long time, he said, I'm really an asshole.
"When I said goodbye to Chongming that night, I gave him back the coins he lent me. I know I have no reason to see him again. This time it was completely separated. "
"After that day, Anglian will always come to listen to me sing. He said that my voice is beautiful, like soft and smooth aquatic plants. Every night, Allianz leans against the jukebox and listens to the song Memory of the Sky. I remember singing it to him one night, but I didn't think so. And he doesn't seem to remember that I can sing this song. The guitar sound from the jukebox is very broken, which I think is very similar to Anglian's shining and erratic eyes. Sometimes we will walk in the empty street together, and sometimes we will sit by the fountain downstairs for one night. Sometimes he sings to me, and his voice is bright and clean, just like his people. He always keeps a clean and perfect appearance, as sharp as a newly drawn sword. I always tell him I'm in love with him, but he always says don't love me. I know he has a beautiful girlfriend with a similar name to mine, Rebecca. She used to go to Nanjing every other week, and this time she hasn't come back for a long time. "
Chongming stood in front of his house, smiled at Redyna, and then turned to open the door. He hesitated before opening the door, then opened it without saying anything, and then closed it again.
Telephone recording: Allianz, this is Rebecca. I’ll be right back. The xian turned around, her eyes a little trance.
Downstairs. By the fountain.
"Rebecca will be back soon. I just got a call from her. "
"Really?"
"I don't think we should meet again." Is Allianz's expression calm or ruthless?
Radina suddenly hugged Allianz and buried her face between his neck and shoulders.
Allianz's heroic eyebrows suddenly wrinkled. He said, what are you doing?
Radina suddenly burst into tears. She said, I want to leave you a bite mark so that you won't forget me.
Anglian suddenly looked sad: but you bite too lightly, and the scar will disappear one day.
Redina lifted her hair and said, Look, there is a butterfly-shaped birthmark on the back of my neck. Look, look, I'll tie my hair up later, and you can see it. Remember, the next time I see a woman with a butterfly birthmark on the back of her neck, it will be me!
Redyna suddenly ran away, then squatted down and cried.
"I have been crying that night. I have been crying on the ground. Anglian came over and pulled me up. His arms are very strong. Allianz has always been a mature, steady and calm man, but I am sad to see his eyes red for me. So I laughed and I didn't want to make him sad. "
"From that day on, I have never seen Radina again. She quit her job in the bar. The old man downstairs said that she had moved away. He said that when she left, she changed her hairstyle and tied her hair up. She looked more energetic than before. "
"Jessica came back and broke up with me. She said that she fell in love with a man in Beijing, and that man was very kind to her. She has stopped using that orange perfume and replaced it with a bitter perfume. She said that she likes listening to a radio evening song-ordering program now, so I finally want to order a song for her. Now I am used to standing on the balcony and watching the night view of Nanjing. I think it's beautiful, too I have never been to the supermarket across the street. Because Jenny doesn't work there anymore. Every night when I stand on the balcony and look at the city lights, I think, Jania, where are you now? "
Allianz leaned against the jukebox in the bar, and he was still listening to the song Memory of the Sky.
"It suddenly occurred to me that Redyna once sang this song, on the first night we met. She has a good voice. I suddenly want to see her now, but I know we will never see her again. Rebecca broke up with me when she came back. She said that she fell in love with a man in Tianjin, and he was very handsome. The old man downstairs said Rebecca left me a letter when she left. I never got it. It doesn't matter to me what it is. Until that day, I saw an envelope thrown in the trash can downstairs and a key that I was familiar with fell out. "
Allianz called this song ordering program on the radio.
"Hello, this is a singing program."
"Hello, I want to order a song" The sky's memoy "for my ex-girlfriend. Her name is Rebecca, and she also has a nice Chinese name, Zhuodie. My last name is Zhuang, and my first name is Anglian. "
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