Fire safety jokes are easy to remember.

The accident took my legs, but my wife never left me! She always said that she liked watching me sit quietly in a wheelchair. She is so handsome and anxious. She prepares meals for me every day and then goes to work in a hurry. Looking at her busy and happy back, my heart ached faintly. I want her to be as happy as other women. The only way is to let her leave me and find everything that a normal person can bring her! So I began to lose my temper and was indifferent to her. I even said that her cooking was terrible and knocked over the table. She always picked up the plate silently, and I turned my head and cried. I can't be soft-hearted I had to let her leave me. I locked her out, but there were too many windows in the villa. She