Are there any jokes that make people laugh until their stomachs hurt? Share some with me! Thank you very much!

1. When I was young, I was bullied by someone older than me in the countryside and ran home crying. There was only one cousin at home. When she saw me crying and asked why, she took a stick and fought her way out. At that time, there was a mass of cow dung on the road. My sister stirred her stick and chased the man all over the street.

2. My wife said that one of her friends was obsessive-compulsive. The more she went downstairs, the more she thought about it. She felt that the electric fan was not turned off, so she went upstairs to check it. When I came down again, I felt that the door was unlocked, so I went back to check it again. Then she said, actually, I'm a little obsessive-compulsive, but it's not that serious. Me: Yes, you usually ask me to go back and check it.