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"Marriage is warm-hearted: fighting is less like a wife", and fighting is modest.

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"I covet your power, you covet my beauty, and we each get what we need."

No one is optimistic that Qiao Heng, the first celebrity in Haicheng, married the mysterious master Yin Zhi.

Everyone thought that she blindly abandoned her gentle ex-boyfriend and followed the infamous playboy. However, after marriage, Master Zhan spoiled his little wife.

Later, the reporter interviewed Jiangqiao on how to get Neptune's husband ashore.

Joe: He tried his best to catch me.

Zhan Shaoqian: No way. My wife really wants to marry me.

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In previous lives, she was framed by love rat and her green tea sister. After her rebirth, she kicked out love rat, abused green tea, and taught Xiaobailian to be a human being.

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Chapter 65438 +0 Joe's rebirth

Joe was born again.

In a previous life, she loved Ruan wholeheartedly, but in the end she was locked in a cage as a plaything.

In order to please his beloved woman, he disfigured her and imprisoned her.

She picked him up in one hand, gave up her career for him, and was willing to be his wife and his pedal, but what she got in the end was his betrayal and injury.

Her favorite and caring sister, together with love rat, ruined her family.

One rainy night, Joe ran away and saw the light again. It was also on that rainy night that she saw the last lamp on the earth and died in a car accident on the spot.

After waking up, Joe returned to the age of 22, the year she got engaged to Ruan.

……

"Ruan, let's break off the engagement."

Joe is sitting in a hospital bed. Because of the shock and uncertainty, she looks pale, and even her eyes are thin and cold at the moment.

When Shanshan came, she looked coldly at the man standing at the door.

Previously, she was rescued from drowning and later entered the hospital. But her current boyfriend Ruan, accompanied her good sister Qiao Ruoxin to participate in the music competition in M country. On the day of discharge, he came in a hurry.

She never thought Ruan would hook up with Qiao Ruoxin before. Ruan always told her that he cared about Qiao Rexin because she was her sister and she always loved Qiao Rexin, so she never thought much.

But who would have thought that everything was premeditated, after all, she was blinded by lard, and no one ever noticed such an obvious clue.

"Why?"

Ruan Lin frowned, especially puzzled.

Joe looked at the handsome man, his face full of doubts, as if he thought he heard wrong, or that woman heard wrong.

"I don't love you anymore, and I don't want to marry."

Ruan looked at the woman in the hospital bed and suddenly felt that she was both familiar and unfamiliar.

It's still the same face, but she looks at him as if it was a lifetime ago, without the original enthusiasm and brightness.

"Sister, are you out of your mind?"

Qiao Re, who has been listening outside, can't help pushing the door and coming in. She frowned and looked at Cambridge in the hospital bed.

"You obviously like shenlin brother at an early age, and you want to marry him in your dreams. Why do you want to cancel the engagement? "

Yes, Qiao Ruoxin is right.

In a previous life, she liked Ruan Linshen very much since she was a child. She thinks Ruan is her prince charming. He was gentle and considerate to her, but who would have thought that everything was planned, and he approached her with a purpose from the beginning.

He has never been attracted by her, but by her status as a daughter of the jstars.

"I've finished speaking. Go out. I want to have a good rest."

Joe didn't want to waste more time with them, so he just lay down and said nothing.

Ruan and Qiao Rewang looked at each other, puzzled by each other, but they closed the door and went out.

Joe was lying on his side and happened to see a magazine on the table next to him. At first glance, the cover characters are particularly familiar.

Joe sat up again and brought the magazine.

The cover of the latest financial magazine is Zhan Shaoqian.

Zhan Shaoqian, a famous man in Haicheng, is an illegitimate child who can't hide his face, and also a business genius who led the Warring States strategists back to life.

More importantly, in the last life, this man once showed too much kindness to Joe, but she refused.

Chapter 2 This man is a top-notch beauty.

At Joe 18' s bar mitzvah, Zhan Shaoqian got drunk and kissed her.

At that time, he asked her dimly whether to abandon Ruan and follow him. At that time, Joe only gave him a slap in the face, and then ran away with his skirt.

But who would have thought that later, no one in Haicheng despises him, and he is called the illegitimate child of the shame of the strategist. Finally, he founded his own business empire and became the first absolute monarch of Haicheng.

Now, this shady bastard has just stepped into the business world and has stood out as an outstanding young man of the year.

Qiao Ping clutched the magazine in her hand tightly. Since she wants to get back at Ruan, she will trample him hard and crush his arrogant self-esteem and heart.

……

Jiangqiao was discharged from the hospital alone. After discharge, Zhan Shaoqian was the first person she wanted to find.

"Yes, Zhan Shaoqian is taking part in the competition in Sheng Gang."

"Very good."

"But, Jojo, what do you want with Zhan Shaoqian?"

Jiang Chen, Joe's good friend, is a very powerful hacker. In previous lives, Jiang Chen also helped her a lot.

"Forced marriage."

"Huh?"

I thought I heard wrong, but the next second, the other end of the phone hung up.

Sheng Gang.

Zhan Shaoqian has always liked racing, because he likes racing. Later, he even set up a racing team and bought Sheng Gang, the largest racing track in Haicheng, as a training base with deep pockets.

Jojo came wearing a red dress with suspenders. When she walked to the door, thin sweat oozed from her drooping palm.

She vaguely remembers that Zhan Shaoqian likes a cheerful and unassuming woman.

In his last life, his confession was rejected, and then he left her alone. During the period before Joe's death, Zhan Shaoqian was unmarried, but he never lacked female companions. And those female companions, a race's body is hot and sexy, and their looks are uniform and bright.

Joey is recognized as the first celebrity in Haicheng. Although she has the most gorgeous appearance and the most flamboyant temperament, she has always maintained a noble demeanor. She was gentle and generous and never crossed the line, but she was too gentle and virtuous. Later, Ruan Lin deeply disliked her, saying that she was like a beautiful piece of wood and very boring.

Thought of here, Joe's hanging hand tightened, and she breathed a sigh of relief and walked in with her head held high.

When the bodyguards around Zhan Shaoqian saw Qiao Jiao, they were surprised at first sight, looked a little familiar at second sight, and were directly frightened at third sight.

At this point, Zhan Shaoqian was just tired of playing a few laps. He took off his helmet and moved his neck. The woman waiting beside him hurriedly handed him water and made a flattering gesture. Zhan Shaoqian took it and looked up and drank half a bottle of water. His black hair was stained with a few drops of crystal water. I don't know if it was water or sweat.

"What are you looking at?"

He opened his mouth heavily and looked down the bodyguard's line of sight.

Joe's humble view of the war.

The man frowned slightly when he saw her at first sight, and then his lips rose and raised a faint arc.

Zhan Shaoqian stood in the sun, and his tall figure made him bring his own aura.

He has fine features, delicate facial features and unparalleled beauty. When he smiles at you, the corners of his mouth hook and touch your heartstrings invisibly.

This man is a top beauty.

His eyes wandered fearlessly on Joe's chest and slender white legs, which can be said to be a fair flirting with his eyes.

Chapter 3 Unfortunately, I don't like women who follow the rules.

His eyes narrowed slightly, and Sven's face was gloomy and evil.

He sat in the chair next to him, never taking his eyes off Joe, and looked at her with appreciation of beauty from beginning to end.

When the woman next to Zhan Shaoqian saw Joe, she immediately frowned and looked alert. She looked down, only to find that Zhan Shaoqian had been staring straight at Qiao Shan, and the expression on her face was even more unhappy.

Zhan Shaoqian looked at Qiao Ping coming towards him. When he approached, he could even detect the subtle panic on the woman's face.

"Looking for me?"

He raised his chin with a smile on his lips.

"hmm."

Jojo suppressed her nervous heartbeat and forced herself to look at the man in front of her.

"What is it?"

He plays with great taste.

"Ruan and I called off our engagement."

Zhan Shaoqian's face was dull, and he listened to her continue.

"I want to marry you."

Say that finish this sentence, Shao Qian's brow sank.

As if hearing a funny joke, he immediately raised his lip angle and smiled. "I heard that you drowned two days ago, even if you were really crazy, you wouldn't say such a ridiculous thing."

Who is she, the first celebrity in Haicheng, and how many famous young masters there are in Bai Yueguang.

And him, the illegitimate son of all the famous families in Haicheng.

What's more, everyone knows that Qiao Ping loves Ruan Lin deeply. The two families have been engaged for a long time and will get married soon.

Ruan Lin is as deep as jade, and has a good appearance. Although Ruan's family is not as good as Qiao's, at least it is better than him.

"I'm serious."

The smile on the man's face subsided somewhat, but it was still mixed with disdain. "What's the matter? Are you in love with me? Even specially for me, put on clothes that are so contrary to your usual style? "

Say that finish, Zhan Shaoqian looked at the woman's back again.

Qiao Yan used to dress very conservatively, and she always walked like a social butterfly. There has never been such an avant-garde style today. She is wearing a red dress with suspenders, her chest is half exposed, her collarbone and shoulders are beautiful, her lines are smooth, and her legs are beautiful, which makes people linger.

Such a good figure, but I have never seen her show half a point on weekdays.

"yes."

The man's eyes narrowed slightly. I didn't expect her to answer so carefree.

Giggling, he reached for the cocktail on the table, took a sip and put it down.

"Unfortunately, I don't like women who follow the rules."

After the war, Shao Qian said that he took the woman who had been angry for a long time into his arms. Still, he kept looking at Joe.

"Miss Joe, Zhan Shao doesn't like you, a demure and reserved girl." The woman narrowed her eyes and smiled, which angered Joe proudly.

Joe looks calm. "Yes, I'm afraid I don't know me yet."

Zhan Shaoqian chuckled and ignored it. He got up from his seat, then picked up his helmet and prepared to step into the racecourse again, ignoring Joe.

"Miss Joe, Zhan Shao has said so. What are you still standing here for? " The woman put her hands around her chest and gave Joe a cold look.

Joe watched the man's racing car gallop by. She sank her breath and turned to the staff next to her and said, "Give me a car."

"Ah?"

……

When Zhan Shaoqian saw Qiao Jiao on the court, his face suddenly changed.

Chapter 4 OK, when I marry you.

Qiao Ping has never played racing. Even when she got on the bus, she caught up with Zhan Shaoqian without wearing protective gear. The staff was about to stop her, but she flew into the car.

Zhan Shaoqian stopped at the edge. He stood on the runway, looking gloomy, trying to stop the crazy behavior of women.

Joe braked the car and barely stopped, almost hitting it.

She has never driven a racing car, and she has never experienced such a speed, so she was shocked when driving.

She was holding the steering wheel, hanging her head, panting, and the rest was shocked and uncertain.

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