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What is it like to have a high-ranking green tea roommate?

For my friend Luo Bao, having a high-ranking green tea roommate is an experience that is both frustrating and enjoyable. Before seeing through the other party's green tea behavior, Luo Bao lived a very frustrated life. But after seeing through the other party's green tea behavior, Luo Bao had a great time.

Luo Bao and I are neighbors. Because we are both only children and our parents are busy at work, we have played together since we were young. When Luo Bao was little, her mother liked to call her Baobao, so she got the nickname "Luo Bao". After the college entrance examination, we applied for different universities because of our scores and preferences. In college, Luo Bao met his green tea roommate.

There are 6 people in their dormitory, all in the same class. In order to maintain a harmonious relationship in the dormitory, they introduced themselves to each other on the first night. When it was Green Tea's turn, she took the initiative to say that her mother was in poor health, so it was very difficult at home. This was a rather embarrassing topic, so everyone comforted Green Tea and put the matter aside. Later Luo Bao found out that Green Tea was laying the foundation for their exploitation.

At the beginning, Green Tea always used the excuse of "forgetting to buy" to borrow daily necessities from them. Luo Bao's roommate A used up half a tube of toothpaste because of Green Tea. Although everyone has toothpaste, because A’s toothpaste is more expensive, Green Tea only borrows toothpaste from A.

After that, Green Tea used "family difficulties" as an excuse to borrow other things from them, such as bags and clothes. And Green Tea has a good reason. She is going to participate in club activities, and if she wears poor clothes, she will be looked down upon by others. One sentence: "I will return it to you when I'm done with it. You won't be so stingy, will you?", which makes people feel aggrieved and can only lend her the things.

Later, Green Tea often clings to them on the excuse of "having no friends". Especially when they go out with other friends, Green Tea will definitely find an excuse to follow them. When Luo Bao came to play with me before, green tea also came. Green Tea liked to chat with me, and also liked to talk about Luo Bao's embarrassing things. I felt very embarrassed at the time. Later, when I asked Luo Bao on WeChat, Luo Bao said that Green Tea was worried that I wouldn't like her, so she kept mentioning Luo Bao, hoping to narrow the distance between me and her.

Green tea is green tea, and the reason she gave actually made us think there was no problem, because Luo Bao and I would tease each other. However, she used the same method to overturn Luo Bao's roommate C.

The only difference is that I am a girl, and Luo Bao’s roommate C’s friend is a boy, and C has a crush on that boy. Green Tea knew that C liked that boy, and kept chatting with the boy, deliberately saying that C had a bad temper in front of the boy. Although he said it in a joking tone, C was still very angry and ignored Green Tea after returning. Later, the boy took the initiative to chat with C and asked if there was any conflict between C and Green Tea. Only then did C realize that when he was not paying attention, Green Tea and the boy said that C was a scumbag and spread rumors that C had had four boyfriends in half a year.

Because of this incident, C and Green Tea had a big fight, and Green Tea’s behavior was discovered. Later, they learned that in addition to exploiting them, Green Tea also liked to speak ill of them, saying that they looked down on her, bullied her, and excluded her. So everyone became even more angry. In the dormitory, no one really cared about green tea. Because the five of them were in a group, they couldn't make green tea, and then they were happy.