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Does anyone have the funniest joke about ancient poetry?

Li Bai's hilarious ancient poem Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love. {Reward Li Bai}-Wang Bai doesn't give money by boat, which makes Wang Lun very busy. Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill! It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look: There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout. Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls? Wang Lun replied: I heard that Li Bai is Brewmaster, and BMW's vibrating ball has also been exchanged for money. Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms? Li Bai was very embarrassed to hear this, and replied: The scenery was gone in those days, and poor lakes and mountains ran around. Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny. Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face: people's poems are full of thunder, and the world is always at his feet. Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses! Li Bai, embarrassed in face, could only humbly answer: Thunder blew the sound of no rain, and the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years. It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea. Wang Lun was unhappy when he saw Li Bai pretending to be pathetic: he knew bad karma, and he was a citizen, but you drank all day. No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry. Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn. It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun? Wang Lun was even more unhappy to see Li Bai's death: it was really too white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre. The ass is slapped, the legs are lifted, and Wang Lun has three meals! With such a bright line at the foot of my bed on a quiet night, Li Bai opened the window. My teeth fell out when I met X-rays. "Wochun" and "I am stupid" heard the flowers in the dark. I have no education and my IQ is very low. If you ask me who I am, I can easily find Chun Lv. A big donkey. The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, and the shore is dark green. I am a stupid donkey. Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore. Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love. Reward Li Bai "-Wang Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept me busy in Wang Lun. Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill! It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look: There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout. Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls? Wang Lun replied: I heard that Li Bai is Brewmaster, and BMW's vibrating ball has also been exchanged for money. Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms? Li Bai was very embarrassed to hear this, and replied: The scenery was gone in those days, and poor lakes and mountains ran around. Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny. Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face: people's poems are full of thunder, and the world is always at his feet. Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses! Li Bai, embarrassed in face, could only humbly answer: Thunder blew the sound of no rain, and the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years. It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea. Wang Lun was unhappy when he saw Li Bai pretending to be pathetic: he knew bad karma, and he was a citizen, but you drank all day. No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry. Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn. It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun? Wang Lun was even more unhappy to see Li Bai's death: it was really too white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre. The ass is slapped, the legs are lifted, and Wang Lun has three meals! The foot of my bed is shining brightly, and grandma is cooking chicken soup. Put some rat poison and everyone will die!