Can't sleep. Tell me about the humor in the circle of friends.

People with insomnia don't even have the right to dream. Sort out some humorous stories, welcome to read!

1. Will people with insomnia come out? If you have something on your mind, I will comfort you. Grab your shoulder.

2, anxiety will insomnia, sad will insomnia, upset will insomnia, and now even happy will insomnia.

3. Only when you have insomnia do you realize that your past life was actually a coffee bean.

You can't even control what time you sleep, but you want to control your life. Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

5, insomnia, it is a dream that blocks me from seeing you.

6. I have to admit that I am quite talented in insomnia. 7. In the dead of night, I was the only one walking on the lonely road, smoking a cigarette to ignite loneliness.

8. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

9. If you sleep with your eyes closed and think about things every night, you will definitely lose sleep.

10, record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never lose sleep again.

1 1. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

12, I don't want to sleep, but I always want to sleep.

13, sleepless nights are the purest silence.

14, can't sleep in the middle of the night, get up and clean, it's really getting more and more diligent.

15, listening to your story, I couldn't sleep at night.

16, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep.

17, it is a kind of happiness to find a fool to accompany you to insomnia.

18, first thing in the morning, open your eyes, first thing at night, close your eyes.

Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia.

20. The moonlight on the bed is bright, and the lights are not turned off at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.

Between 2 1 and an idea, what flashed in an instant was memories. What I can't stop is insomnia.

22. Actually, she is not really happy. In fact, she often suffers from insomnia and often watches the sky alone. 23. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

24. People who keep things in their hearts often suffer from insomnia.

25. There is a feeling that when I always suffer from insomnia, I admit that I have a kind of lovesickness.

26. Is there any medicine for insomnia?

27, your good night, complete my insomnia.

28, the saddest love triangle, I love staying up late, dark circles love me.

29. You sleep with me in my heart, but you are not with me.

30. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepless in March in winter.

3 1. Did she say what you think? I'm afraid you make fun of me, so I care about insomnia.

32. Insomnia is endless wandering on the pillow.

The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

34. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

35, I just often get lost in the middle of the night, insomnia as a companion.

The above is the humorous talk that everyone appreciates, and I like to remember to collect it!