Kneel for a new joke. Some big shots told me.

1. Which anime characters are the most caring? -Doraemon because he always reaches out to help (Yuan)

2. Which anime characters are the most insidious? -Doraemon because she can't see her fingers.

Hee hee and haha are good friends. One day, haha died. Hee hee went to his grave and said sadly, "Haha, you are dead!" " "

The emperor said to the little plum beside him, you can describe me in one word. Xiao Lizi replied: What's the matter? Then the little plum was cut. . .

5. Just as I was screening my resume, I saw a resume of graduate students' award-winning experience: I won the Master Kong "One more bottle" award many times during my school days.

6. A brother chases his girlfriend. Every morning, he has a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk. Perseverance, finally got what I wanted. One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with a heart-shaped biscuit. His girlfriend asked, "Where did you buy this biscuit? I went to many supermarkets, but I just couldn't buy this shape. " He proudly said, "Of course I can't find it. I chewed it up ... "

7. In history class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know how the Japanese laugh at us? Xiao Ming: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. ..........

It sounds as if someone is going to the northeast on business and wants to drink beer in the restaurant. The waiter asked, room temperature or cold storage? Some people angered, you still let me drink frozen food in this cold weather? ! The waiter calmly said that the room temperature is-15, and the refrigeration is-1.

9. Nietzsche went to an interview, and the interviewer asked, "What's your name?" "Nietzsche." "Guess your head! Next! "

10. When I was in college, a teacher asked me to fill out a very important form, and declared that each person had one, and if there was no surplus, it could not be altered. A buddy came up to fill it out, only to find that the gender column was filled with the national "Han nationality". He thought about it and added a word "Zi" after "Han".

Smiling is healthier O(∩_∩)O haha ~