Seek classic YY super joke

I watched a food program the other day, and the woman was drinking tea in the old man's house, which was very expensive.

The woman asked, "What's the benefit of this tea?"

Old man: "Good for both men and women."

The woman asked again, "What are the benefits of Shenma?"

The old man calmly replied, "quench your thirst."

Once in class, a classmate was very hungry and made instant noodles.

In order not to let the teacher find out, the students will stand up the book and bury their heads!

But the hot air still came out.

The teacher said calmly, "Who is this classmate? He read it and found himself possessed. "

It's the first time to use bus IC card. After getting on the bus, I showed the driver my card and went to my seat.

Unexpectedly, the driver shouted at me: "Look at the cards!" "

I carefully read the IC card: "Xiangyang bus IC card!" " "

The driver said, "Look over there!"

I walked to the place where the driver pointed and tried my best to read: "Xiangyang bus IC card!" " "

I can't even educate a minor, but I have to educate an adult.

-Han Han commented on "Call your parents".

Teacher: In ancient China, women had no status. They marry chickens and follow dogs. Even your own name should be followed by your husband's surname. Do you know what a woman named Huo should call when she marries a man named Zheng?

Student: Zheng Huo (just right)

Student: What a happy marriage.

Student: Teacher, if a woman surnamed Hong marries a man surnamed Hong, should she be called a tomato?

Teacher: ...

A student was listening to the teacher's lecture when a spider landed on his desk and caught the students' attention. He found that spiders have eight feet instead of ears. So he suspects that spiders listen to sounds with their feet. The student ran to ask the teacher, and the teacher said, "You might as well do an experiment or have a look." So the students did it.

Name of the experiment: "Do spiders listen to sounds with their feet?"

Experimental tools: a table, a knife and a spider.

Experiment 1: Put the spider on the table and shout "Climb". The spider crawls forward.

Experiment 2: Cut off the spider's feet with a knife, put them on the table and shout "climb", but the spider doesn't climb.

Experimental conclusion: Spiders listen to sounds with their feet.

I hope it can be adopted-my joke is low, please forgive me.