Funny words!

A gentleman didn't dare to open his eyes when flying for the first time. 15 minutes later, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Oh, flying so high, people are like ants!"

The neighbor said, "That's an ant. The plane has not taken off yet. "

45. My girlfriend texted me: "Let's break up!"

After a while, I received another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong! ! "

46. Sanmao went to the hair salon to do her hair, and said to the stylist, braid my hair. The stylist accidentally dropped a San Mao's hair. San Mao said with a sigh, that's good. But the stylist accidentally lost his root again. Sanmao saw the fire: Do you want me to have long hair?

47. Once upon a time, there was a fudge. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft.

48. Male:

Do you like me?

Female:

Have a guess.

Male:

I love it!

Female:

You guess again.

49. A mental patient was writing something, and the doctor asked, "What should I write?"

"Write a letter."

"To whom?"

"me."

"What does it say?"

"Idiot, I didn't receive how do you know! ? "

50. During ... .........

Children:

He undressed and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment on writing:

Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it?

Title: Among them

Children: I hurt my left foot.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

Title: One after another.

Child: After work, Dad goes home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

Theme: sadness

Child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

Title: Once again

Child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Your mother

Is it rebar?

Title: Look.

Children: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comments:

Don't put it off too much.

Title: Prosperity.

The children wrote:

A prosperous and brilliant confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

subject

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delicious

The children wrote:

It is delicious.

Teacher: .........

Title:

innocent

The children wrote:

It is really hot today.

Teacher's comments:

You are so naive.

Title:

expected

The child said:

I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

Title: first ... then. ......

example

Eat first, then take a shower.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comments: .................

Title: In addition,

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.