Who has an interesting joke?

Once upon a time, there was a kind of soft candy. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft! What animals can be attached to the wall? Answer: the seal (poster) was suddenly hungry when he was walking on the road, so he ate himself ... Pig: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath?" It stinks worse than me. "Chicken:" Mom won't let me wash it. "Pig:" Why? "Chicken:" Mom said it was dirty to rub yourself back and forth in the shower. "The strongest joke-one day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the wolf. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. Allah gave up, suit yourself. At this moment, the wolf smiled and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is. A small match, with an itchy head, caught it, then caught fire and set himself on fire. Then he went to the hospital and became a cotton swab, because his head was covered with gauze ... One day, the country was in full swing, and the colonel came to the front line of the prairie to boost the morale of the soldiers ... The colonel asked: What happened? Archers report: report to the chief! There is a Bezos archer beside the tent 20 meters ahead, but his accuracy is poor. He has shot many times these days, but he didn't hit anyone. After listening to this, the colonel asked: Since we have found the enemy archer, why not kill him? The archer said, report to the colonel! No, don't you want them to exchange it for a more accurate one? An egg goes to a teahouse to drink tea, and it becomes a tea egg. A mung bean felt depressed and jumped down from the floor of 100. The result is red beans. Do you know why? Because he's bleeding.