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Just make a joke, not too uncivilized, not too old.

1. The dormitory is on the 6th floor. When I climbed up, I found that I didn’t bring the key. I went downstairs and asked my aunt to get it. Then I climbed up to open the door. I went down to return the key. When I climbed up again, I found that the door was closed. A classmate next door passed by. , asked, "See if your door is open, I'll close it for you."...

2. A buddy mustered up the courage to confess his love to MM on QQ. After a while, MM replied: I am her mother. I'm here to steal food

3. There was a big brother in the dormitory one day who asked who this wma was. Many of the songs in my MP3 were sung by him.

4. Yesterday, I received a QQ message requesting to be added as a friend: "I am your mother." I immediately replied "I am your father!" and refused, and then received a message from my mother. The phone said: "Add me, quick!"

5. On a whim, I used my photo as my computer desktop...and then my computer was infected...

7. I was visiting the supermarket. I saw a cashier counting a pile of coins very seriously, and a child ran by, singing as he ran: There is a group of ducks passing under the bridge in front of the door, come on, come on, count it, two, four, six, seven, eight. . . . Then the cashier was very depressed and threw back the half-counted coins and counted them again....

8. A friend was selling popsicles in the park for the first time during his work-study program, and he was too embarrassed to shout; then suddenly There was a person shouting there: "Selling popsicles~~~~Selling popsicles~~". When the friend heard this, he was very happy and shouted: "Me too~~~~Me too~~~~".

9. The devil caught the princess

The devil said: Just scream as loud as you want, no one will come to save you!

Princess: Broken throat, broken throat!

No one: Princess, I’m here to save you!

Devil King: If you say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here!

Cao Cao: Demon King, what do you want me to do?

Devil King: Wow, I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Damn! was discovered.

Dang: Nonsense, who discovered me?

Who: None of my business!

Devil: oh, my god!

God: Who called me? !

Who: No one called you!

No one: I don’t have one! ! !

It is said that the Devil has suffered from schizophrenia since then.

10. A mentally ill patient was writing something, and the doctor asked: "What are you writing about?"

"Write a letter."

"To whom?"

"Me."

"What did you write?"

"Idiot, how do you know if I haven't received it yet!?"