Urgently needed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sichuan dialect SMS

Yamei, you are the tinkling cat in the sky, and I am the flower moth in the ground. You have to spin in the sky, and I have to spin in the ground.

There was once a guest in front of me who I didn’t cherish enough to get away with it. If God gave me a chance to mess with her, I would say to her: You stand up for me!

Damn you, if I don’t give you a little sunshine, you will be brilliant! I am so proud that I bump into electric poles when I walk! When the time comes, it’s better to hang up the goose green buns (crying) Ha!

Dear baby, you are the lighthouse in my heart. Without you, I would commit suicide. Dear Yaomei, I will cry without you.

Man: I said, do you love me? How come you are so speechless? I'm worried to death. Woman: Why are you panicking? Wait until I see clearly.

You have to say love easily, and the promises you make are the debts you owe. Don't say you don't love easily, maybe happiness will be shut out by you!

If you want to fart, use a can, grind it on the bed and let out smoke. To urinate, use a chamber pot and draw a map on the bed.

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What I am chewing is a big piece of bubble gum, and what I am thinking about is a Japanese flower girl. You are wearing a transparent outfit, and I feel itchy when I look at it~

I’m stealing money. ! Men stand to the left, women to the right, and perverts stand in the middle. Hey, I call you Guier, pick up your phone and look at what you are looking at, stand in the middle!

Zhang Erwa next door has been in a turmoil in his adolescence recently. He goes out at night to turn on the lights, and his eyes are straight when he stares at the beautiful girl. They all know that he is a rat with a revolver and a cat with a heart.

Bastard baby! The cat scratched the glutinous rice cake and couldn't get its claws off!

Seeing that one year has passed, how much money is there? I am not lazy, why is this?

Did Mosi get the Hubei version of the local dialect story? I want to engage in racial discrimination! So unfair! Talk about it! It's really annoying to death.

I said you are a fool, or are you a harlequin? People treat your turtle son like a melon, and you even took out your heart and liver to instigate it! !

Today I finally made a fool of my girlfriend. She is so good-looking. My heart beats fast when I look at her. I don’t even dare to use my hands to drag her. My friends keep washing me, and they all hurt me. Take care of yourself

Look at you, you are such a messy kid, you do stupid things all day long, and you have a square head. If someone grills you, it's your fault.

(Chongqing version) My sister-in-law said to me: Your eldest brother is very stuffed and has a bad toothbrush. During the day, he cuts the lights and cuts and beats people to death.

They are all treasures. If you have a treasure, you can offer a treasure, if you don’t have a treasure, you can pretend to be a treasure.

Everyone goes back to his own house to prevent the baby from crying. Everyone goes back to his own home, so as not to have a baby.

You son of a bitch, I have to poop. If you have toilet paper, don’t pull my shit out of me.

When I came back, I said a few words to him, and he was still flirting with me, so hard that he was exhausted. I don't deserve him. When Feishapi gets his way, I'm going to have a big fight with him.

When the sun came out, I climbed the electric pole. After climbing the electric pole, I stepped on the wires, and accidentally stepped on high-voltage electricity. From then on, I left this world.

You too, you weird bird! I told your brother, "I love you," and your brother came to the base (chasing) of my family. You are so stupid!

What have you done to get so angry? I asked you to buy soy sauce, but what did you buy? ?

You turtle son, an eagle, eats sparrows without leaving even a scratch on its feathers or claws.

Little sister, I want to buy a pair of "shake" pants. What are the "shake" pants? Just these, red fire "shake" pants. (Note: "Jiaotong" is what we often call underwear.)

The golden flower, the loser, the old mother, full of tears, the porridge is so thin that it is just soup, and the poor and anxious murderer enters the execution ground. Before he died, he wrote down a sentence: Grab some "Shunjin" to win the King of Hell.

The left nose hurts, the right nose itch, the nose hurts, the nose itch, and the nose has a fever. I took a few pills and it was fine in one day.

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