Forty excerpts from funny jokes found when I went to a friend's house for dinner.

I feel very hungry. If I am hungry, I can eat the whole world and go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

2. Eat rice in summer. Since I finished dental treatment, my appetite is getting better and better.

3. Going to a friend's house for dinner, a simple family dinner, is the most important thing.

4. Another day of eating and drinking. This is a simple meal without my cooking. The lazy world is very simple.

5. Start a life of eating and drinking and try to make money to solve the rent of my colleagues, so that I can have someone to take care of my meals.

6. I went out for dinner and went to Taoyuan, which didn't taste very good. Then I went to Meiyuan, passed a big activity, saw someone waiting in line, and went to queue. So now I look at it on my watch, so I'm hungry. Let's go to my friend's house for dinner.

7. I am so hungry in the middle of the night that I dare not go downstairs to eat barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house for dinner.

8. Check out: Attendant: Cash or credit card, sir? Me: Washing dishes.

9. Serve the food quickly. Holy shit, if you don't serve, you will starve to death. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

10. I wore this skirt to eat and drink today, and then my stomach swelled. I can't wear this dry meal that prevents me from going out to eat. ...

1 1. I think I'll go crazy, so I'd better eat something.

12. Go on eating, drinking, playing, having fun, air conditioning, the meal is ready, the water is poured, and the food and drink are served. Don't worry about the days of two animals.

13. The "Deformation Meter" crew called me last week to let me experience life in a big city.

14. No clothes, no shoes, don't want to go to work, don't want to get up, hungry, go to a friend's house for dinner.

15. I'm so hungry, but I feel guilty eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two subordinates. Let's go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

16. Every night, the play begins again: Hungry! ! ! I am so hungry! ! ! Hungry! ! ! Say the important things three times! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

17. Open the refrigerator at home and find that there are only eggs left. I decided to go to your house for dinner. I am with you on Christmas Eve. Let's party for the next century. Don't wish me happiness, egghead. I will wish you a merry Christmas!

18. I feel very hungry. Now I can't eat a cow, and I can't eat!

19. In fact, I can't even afford the AA system, so I invented a new word: AAB system, which is your AA system. I'm embarrassed to eat or drink.

20. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your girlfriend's house for dinner. It will make your appetite increase in an instant, and your troubles will sway with the wind.

Funny jokes found when I went to a friend's house for dinner (2)1. It's good to eat and drink with you! Get fat together for nothing. Life is full of hope.

22. Slow down the fireworks and watch everything for a long time. There is a kind of brother who will follow you every day.

I'm so hungry. I'm waiting for my colleague to have dinner together. Go eat!

24. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired and their happiness is doubled. Together, they are happy little losers.

25. On weekends, three or two friends get together once in a while, eat and drink, sleep and eat Lazar.

26. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to have the cheek and eat and drink all day.

I hope all my friends are rich or expensive, so that I can eat and drink this bangs like a non-mainstream girl.

28. A buddy, usually his wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money to eat, so he came to my house for dinner. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law?" "I answered, she punched in, and I didn't answer." "Why don't you take it?" "She said the password was the date of our first movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

29. Because I was hungry, I went to grandma's house to eat and drink.

30. Having food is also a kind of happiness and a day to eat. You cook and I'll eat at your best friend's house.

3 1. Make you hungry at midnight every day! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

32. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.

33. Stay up all night watching Beishangguang and don't believe in tears. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

34. She bravely said, "Sister Rou, I have no money." She calls you for dinner every day, although it is a canteen.

35. I used to want to order takeout when I was hungry at night. If you are hungry now, go to your girlfriend's house for dinner.

36. Eat what you should eat and drink what you should drink. The greatest wealth is to be happy every day!

37. Eating rice at a friend's house is delicious. I am in charge of their cooking. I have already eaten two bowls of poison oath.

38. I haven't got up for dinner yet, which is really uncomfortable. Actually, I'm so hungry.

39. Life is on the road, and life is elsewhere. Whenever there is a waiter on the road, I eat and drink. Rub it if you don't rub it.

40. I am starving. Let's go to my best friend's house for dinner.

Forty excerpts from interesting sentences describing eating and drinking.

Funny sentences describing eating and drinking (Part I) 1. All good things must come to an end. I hope our future will be bright, smooth, long-term and together forever. We will always come back to eat and drink. I just hope our next meeting won't be too far away.

I hope the meeting will be over soon, so that I can sneak out to see a little spider and have dinner at night.

My daughter-in-law likes to eat chrysanthemums, two chrysanthemums, and lettuce with bean curd and duck blood. They are not qualified to order, that's all.

4. Time is often carefree, and people know that it is warm and cold. Thanks for meeting each other, three students are lucky. Fireworks on earth touch the hearts of ordinary people most.

Riding a colleague's donkey to a good friend's house for dinner is really super happy.

6. Yuwen, on the other hand, will go to C University in a couple of days, and occasionally he will get a phone call, which means that he is very lonely in his heart and needs someone to tell him about his relatives or take Jane and his girlfriend to M University to meet me for dinner.

7. When my brain was pounding with pain and I was hungry, it was another night to stay up for dinner at a friend's house.

8. Life can be very busy and tired, but the mentality should be simple and happy. Another day of eating and drinking.

9. In the dead of night, I feel hungry. I want to go to a friend's house for dinner.

10. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness. I'm here to drink.

1 1. I'm too hungry to sleep. I wish I had this. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

12. After exercise, I went to my friend's house to eat on an empty stomach.

13. Hungry. Suddenly a little sad, forget it, go to a friend's house to eat.

14. A buddy, usually the wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money to eat, so he came to my house for dinner. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law?" "I answered, she punched in, and I didn't answer." "Why don't you take it?" "She said the password was the date of our first movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

15. I didn't find my stomach hungry until I got home after exercise. Well, bake some bread to treat yourself and go to a good friend's house to eat.

16. The countryside is funny, fighting for money, and eating rice.

17. Eating and drinking, even eating and taking, is super happy.

18. How happy I am to go to my good friend's house after work and just wait for dinner!

19. Eating in summer, my appetite is getting better and better since I finished dental treatment.

20. Listening to his voice, catkin broke into tears and laughed, complaining that you would starve to death, and all you knew was to come to my sister's for dinner all day.

Funny sentences describing eating and drinking (part 2) 2 1. Come to my girlfriend's house to eat rice. A table full of my favorite dishes makes my mouth water.

I won't go out in August unless I am eating, drinking and having fun. I'm ready to swallow the northwest wind.

23. Help your overnight friend cook a meal every day, use his card to cook good food for him, and solve your own meal by the way.

24. Eat and drink again every day, eat successfully, eat and drink enough, and go home.

25. Some people choose to be knights, while others eat and drink.

26. As soon as I opened the refrigerator at home, I found that there were only eggs left and decided to go to your place to eat. I am with you on Christmas Eve. Let's have a carnival in the next century. Don't wish me happiness, egghead. I will wish you a merry Christmas!

27. When I drink yogurt, I not only lick the bottle caps, but also lick other people's bottle caps.

28. Slow down the fireworks and watch everything for a long time. There is a kind of brother who will follow you every day.

29. I wanted to order takeout when I was hungry at night, and now I go to my girlfriend's house to eat.

30. I don't want to eat. After eating a lot of jujube cakes, I feel like I'm going to vomit. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry, I went to my friend's house for dinner.

3 1. If you have nothing to do, just go to your girlfriend's house for dinner, share happiness, be as long as meat and get fat together.

32. The most delicious things in the world are happiness and fireworks. This is life. I came to my eldest brother's house for dinner seriously, and my naughty brother was helpless.

33. Hurry up and get dawn. I'm so hungry and want to eat. I'm going to eat!

34. Today, I went to eat. My aunt asked me to bring a bowl. As a result, I got a basin I don't think it will happen again.

The happiest thing in life is to come to a friend's house for dinner when you have nothing to do, and you don't need many friends. Just share your happiness sincerely.

36. The happiness of life is nothing more than having an excellent girlfriend to eat, drink and have fun with you and grow up with you.

37. I didn't eat at noon and I was hungry in the afternoon. Let's go to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

38. Take a spoon to the canteen every night, and scoop a spoon when you meet someone you know. It's been like this for a week.

39. I don't want to eat. I ate a lot of jujube cakes and felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

40. They call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. People are so kind to me.

Forty sentences in a circle of friends suitable for rice.

A circle of friends sentence suitable for eating rice 1. Happiness is the kind of going to my girlfriend's house every three days, eating rice repeatedly, and settling accounts with her when she gets fat.

Sometimes the food is not hungry, but the mouth is lonely. Go to a friend's house for dinner.

I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today. Why am I croaking now? Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

I am so hungry in the middle of the night that I dare not go downstairs for a barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house for dinner.

I am so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to our neighbor's house for dinner.

6. Take a spoon to the canteen every night, and scoop a spoon when you see someone you know. It's been like this for a week.

7. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only eat them.

8. Today, I look blank again. I ate an egg in the morning, a big bowl of marinated powder at noon, an apple and a duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more. I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but now I'm hungry. Wait a minute. Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

9. I was in a daze again today, and I am so hungry now. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

10. Eating in summer, my appetite is getting better and better since I finished dental treatment.

1 1. It depends on luck to come to your girlfriend's house for dinner.

12. I am so hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, sauerkraut, fish and hot and sour powder. So I might go to a friend's house for dinner.

13. When you are proud of your life, enjoy eating, drinking and having fun every day, you must be happy.

14. Human fireworks, simple tea and rice, kitchen fireworks, laughter in the living room, you are responsible for cooking, I am responsible for eating, clinking glasses, chatting, laughing and laughing, and it is another day to rub rice.

15. Why do people get hungry when they are bored? Let's go to your girlfriend's house for dinner.

16. Time is often carefree, and people know how warm and cold it is. Thanks for meeting, three students are lucky. Fireworks on earth touch the hearts of ordinary people most.

17. Come to my sister's house to eat and drink again and cherish every time together. No matter the ups and downs of life, it is a memory that can't be returned for a lifetime.

18. I don't want to eat. After eating a lot of jujube cakes, I feel like I'm going to vomit. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry, I went to my friend's house for dinner.

19. As long as you are thick-skinned, eating and drinking is enough. Eating meat and drinking wine, the days are still there. I fell into the abyss, and I won't leave until I come out.

20. The sunshine is really good! Successfully promoted to the office to eat and drink. Super enjoy working hard in a small corner without being taught.

2 1. Start eating and drinking and try to make money to solve the rent of my colleagues, so that I can have someone to take care of my meals.

22. As the days passed, all the people in Ruogen Village and Izumo Village, whether landlords or tenants, knew each other very well. Go to Izumo Village for a meal with Yuehai every day. It's very cheeky.

23. Such a free day makes me muddle along. I ate and drank on my mother's birthday and gained weight steadily with the second trimester of pregnancy.

24. The happiness of life is nothing more than having an excellent girlfriend to eat, drink and have fun with you and grow up with you.

25. Eating a meal is also a kind of happiness, one day. When your best friend eats, you cook and I eat.

26. The country amuses itself, competes for money, eats rice, and encourages my younger brother and sister Xiaoyun to elope: the electric car that loves my mother officially starts to sell: contribute to my father: build roads for my hometown and invest in factories.

27. We are all foodies. Best friend, when I get rich. I will take you to eat all the delicious food. Now I'll rub your rice first.

28. Eating and drinking, even eating and taking, is especially super happy.

29. I am super hungry. I didn't have breakfast. I can't help eating breakfast in the future. I'm very hungry.

30. Some people choose to be knights, while others eat and drink.

3 1. I had a meal at my friend's house at the weekend and never forgot it.

32. I want to eat bacon Daoxiao Noodles. Beef stir-fry Hot soup. Paomo rolls out dough. Hamburg, China. I hope Xi 'an will unseal me early and let me go back to eat and drink.

33. Wear headphones and ride a bike to eat.

I am so hungry, but I feel guilty about eating now. Fortunately, I dragged two subordinates to my girlfriend's house for dinner.

35. My stomach, like the bitter water of the sea, has been churning and has no intention of stopping. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

36. Life is bittersweet, happiness is just dry food, and eating and drinking is another day.

I won't go out in August unless I am eating, drinking and having fun. I'm ready to swallow the northwest wind.

38. The happiest thing recently is to eat and drink with friends.

39. After exercise, I went to my friend's house to eat on an empty stomach.

40. When it's cold and a little sad, plus I haven't eaten yet, I'm hungry and want to have a full meal, so I go to a friend's house to eat.

There are forty classic sentences in the circle of friends.

The classic sentence of making friends with rice is 1. Years are often long, and people know that it is fortunate to meet. Fireworks on earth touch the hearts of ordinary people most.

I won't go out in February and August unless it's a game of eating and drinking. I'm ready to swallow the northwest wind.

3. Make you hungry at midnight every day! Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

Hot milk tastes better than cold milk. Eat and drink in various ways every day.

5. Pick up the pen, gently put it down, and rotate it with your index finger. When reading a book, my thoughts wander, and my lower abdomen easily wrinkles my eyes and cheeks. My hands are full and my heart is full. But the belly is full of exaggeration, how to express a hungry word? Go to your best friend's house for dinner.

6. After exercise, I went to my friend's house to eat on an empty stomach.

7. I went to my sister's house for the first time in town, and my sister said she would come to eat and drink. You, my sister, my sister, said these words!

8. A man is a real bitch when his husband is not at home and the bed temperature drops by five degrees. Mother laid an egg, and my feet were cold and my stomach was hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

9. They call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. Everyone is very kind to me.

10. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only eat them.

1 1. In the dead of night, I feel hungry. I want to go to a friend's house for dinner.

12. I wore this skirt to eat and drink today, and then my stomach swelled. I can't wear this dry meal that prevents me from going out to eat. ...

13. On weekends, friends get together occasionally, eat, drink, sleep and take care of each other.

14. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Du * in his early years, often came to the Meng family for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor.

15. I haven't got up for dinner yet. I am really strong, but I am really hungry.

16. Stop eating and drinking again every day, eat successfully, eat enough and go home.

17. Some people choose to be knights, while others just eat and drink.

18. After driving for two months, I finally punched in and continued begging!

19. I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

20. Xiaoming eats everywhere shamelessly!

I feel hungry, the world is spinning, and even the air is becoming sweet. Everything I see seems to be waving to me: biting and eating, which crushed my chest, blurred my consciousness, made me angry and made me miserable. Go to my best friend's house for dinner.

22. Happiness is the kind where you go to your girlfriend's house for dinner for three days, eat rice repeatedly, and then settle accounts with her when you get fat.

23. Today, I look blank again. I ate an egg in the morning, a big bowl of marinated powder at noon, an apple and a duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more. I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but now I'm hungry. Wait a minute. Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

24. After a successful meal, fill your stomach and go home to watch TV.

25. Wear headphones and ride a bike to eat.

26. Eating at menstruation's house is good for losing weight.

27. What can't fit in your brain is packed in your stomach, so you can eat it.

28. It depends on luck to come to your girlfriend's house for dinner.

29. It's good to go home for the New Year. You can go to seven aunts and eight aunts' homes for dinner every day.

30. I am so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to our neighbor's house for dinner.

3 1. Eating and drinking, even eating and taking, is super happy.

32. It's almost dawn. I'm hungry. I really want to eat it Go to a good friend's house for dinner.

33. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your girlfriend's house for dinner. It will make your appetite increase in an instant, and your troubles will sway with the wind.

34. Yuwen, on the other hand, will go to University C in a couple of days, and occasionally he will get a phone call, which shows that he is very lonely inside and needs someone to talk about the person he loves or take Jane and his girlfriend to University M to meet me for dinner.

35. Didn't eat at noon. When you are hungry in the afternoon, stick your heart back and go to a friend's house for dinner.

36. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink, and go home.

37. As long as you have a thick skin, eating and drinking is enough. Eating meat and drinking wine, the days are still there. I fell into the abyss, and I won't leave until I come out.

38. The Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid working overtime on holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!

39. Inviting people to dinner is called "refreshing" when invited, and "putting on airs" when invited three times and invited four times. No matter how you invite, it will not be called "principle", uninvited will be called "scraping rice" and uninvited will be called "pretending"

40. Come to my sister-in-law's house to eat, drink and cherish every meeting. No matter the ups and downs of life, it is a memory that can't be returned for a lifetime.