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Talk about dating. Talk to you on a date.

1, I know you have personality, but you have no humanity!

2, human nature is to be cheap, never leave, and stay.

We always meet the best love in the age when we don't know love the most. ......

I saw the ugliest side of human nature from that night.

I think I'm hurt and won't cry any more. But the Ya 'an earthquake. I was moved. It turns out that my humanity has not disappeared.

6, men fool women, called flirting. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

7. Human nature is base. I like you so much, why are you going? I don't like you now, and I'm beginning to pester you.

8. The more a person lacks, the more he shows off, which is a cover-up of inferiority and a shortcoming of human nature.

9. If you miss him, you can say loudly: I miss you because I still have humanity.

10, sometimes it's terrible to think about human nature. There are many radical people in life.

1 1, "Don't be high-end/don't be low-key and luxurious/don't be humble and inhuman"

12, why originality will never be popular! Is it the distortion of human nature or the split of spirit? Please watch the next episode of {Burning}!

13, how do they know the unfortunate side of human nature?

14, a young man who is not good at love; A young woman is not good at dating spring. This is the most sacred part of our humanity.

15, you are beautiful, sexy and generous, gentle and virtuous, pure and lovely, but do I love you?

16, sometimes you know it will happen, but you still feel sad and regret it. I heard that human nature is like this.

17, time has smoothed your edges and corners, obliterated your humanity, but taught you that the world is indifferent.

18, distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.

19, I call others introverted and others call me abstract.

20. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go.

2 1, it is cool in autumn, but it is cool. No matter how cold it is in winter, it is not as cold as human nature.

22. Humanity is the deepest well. We don't know who we will love one second, who we will hate the next, or who we will forget at some stage.

23. Give my things to your woman. Do you want to save face? Do you have any fucking humanity?

24, thank you for everything, let me understand the falsehood of human nature.

25. If you love someone, you must love her sincerely, learn to cherish her, care for her, protect her and shelter her from the wind and rain. If she is hurt, you must comfort her, study hard and love her more, and go on happily. I believe that love will never fade. Love her with gratitude, treat her like yourself, and make love full of ideals.

26. If Qi Yuan betrayed Angie, betrayed, if Chen betrayed Haihua and Haohao betrayed, then I really don't believe in love anymore.

27, all the explosions were forced to help. I have to show the ugliest side of my humanity. Prove that you can beat each other, good or bad.

28. Scared wounds will still be torn open, and salt will be sprinkled without humanity.

29. Capitalists really suck blood, but they are inhuman.

30. My anger is no longer a flood of tears, nor an uncontrollable rage, nor do I expect others to avenge me, although there have been such moments. My anger is no longer resentment, endless criticism, and I won't almost shout about it, although there have been moments like this.

3 1, the deepest inferiority of human nature is meanness.

32, fuck your love, don't be hypocritical to me. ...

33. Human nature is unpredictable/people are more tired.

34. Hehe, every day we have classes until 6 pm, and then the self-taught school will give us a bottle of eye drops. Hehe, the school is really humanized.

I know someone in the world is waiting for me, but I don't know who it will be, so I will live happily every day. When he comes, I will share my happiness with him.

36, deeply in love with the taste of falling flowers. The ground is full of colorful fallen English, flowers floating in the air, beautiful scenery to the extreme, drunk in the bottom of my heart, making colorful scrolls with emotions, condensing fragrance in crimson maple leaves, looking back suddenly in the wind with thoughts, giving a shallow smile to the season and finding a warmth to the soul.

37. Life is a rapist. It raped everything beautiful, including the goodness of human nature. We can only forgive with a smile and be the kindest lamb.

38. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there can be many pigs on the road!

Love is a difficult word to understand.

40. Interests are often placed at the forefront of human morality.

4 1, I have always believed that society is beautiful and human nature is kind, so I have been cheated. Don't believe this truth.

42. Am I too stupid to laugh even though I am scarred?

43. We're almost finished. I always thought you could change your mind. Am I wrong, or are you too inhuman?

44. The description of crime is to express human nature rather than grandstanding.

Happiness is nature, selfishness is human nature, coquetry is willful, fashion is personality, and rejection is really disappointing! ! !

46. Don't you understand that I still say that I have no humanity? Do you know how sad I am? You don't know anything. Don't talk about me, okay?

47. One of the tragedies of human nature: being sensitive to one's own pain and extremely insensitive to the pain of others.

48. "Bear, you are inhuman" and "Because I am a bear"

49. Ideal man: an excellent man who is intelligent, kind, generous, humorous and proactive. Appearance is not the most important thing, but you should be optimistic and sincere enough.

50. Conscience makes life, but money destroys humanity.

5 1, what's wrong with kindness itself? What is wrong is human nature. People are easy to bully and too kind, that is ignorance. In the end, no one remembers your kindness, only that you are easy to bully.

52. An earthquake washed away the ugliness and beauty of human nature.

53, EXO discord? Don't be naive, fool. We are not so gullible. Don't create inhuman brothers for a group, as we all know.

54, want to talk about an object, grow old together, love to the old, live to the old, a lifetime!

55. An enterprise without humanity and understanding can never have tolerant and hard-working employees and products full of humanity and ideas.

56. My Buddha-like kindness is used to set off your jackal-like humanity.

57. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.

58. The weather is getting colder and colder, but it is colder than human heart and human nature.

59、; Later, I met some people, which made me see the ugliness of human nature. The envy of others was full of costs, and I also forgave some people for making up with them.

I don't know why I am sleeping all day now. If the school is humanized, I want to give the headmaster a suggestion. The classroom is too hot. It's time to install air conditioning.

6 1, don't laugh at the sadness of human nature, aren't we all so sad?

62. Is it "seeing people for a long time" or "seeing human nature for a long time"?

63. In the face of money, fame and status, the good and evil of human nature will be revealed.

64. Facing the future, if life urges us to make a choice, then I will definitely choose a grass-like lifestyle and shake my ideal world in the face of the faint sunset.

65. To climb a mountain, you must know the nature of the mountain, swim and be a man!

Please be a good person and don't be that inhuman dog.

67. Compared with human nature, I am a little worse than you.

68.[- Love is when you meet a better person, but you are still with the person you vowed to spend your life with yesterday-]

69. The fox was so inhuman before he became an excellent coquette.

70. I hope to be United with one heart and one mind. I just want to find the right one in my life until I die.

7 1, Li Han, your heart was originally good, but when you met Fan Ye, it became bad and inhuman.

72. The oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn to pieces by you.

What this society lacks is humanity.

74. Love, confession. Love, happiness. Breaking up is painful. I hate crying. I have no humanity.

75. The human heart is fragile, but human nature often makes it strong.

76, live with personality, handsome without humanity

77. Finding a place to eat, drink and have fun in space is really human. Oh, I'll go.

78. The betrayal of human nature will always pitch in this world.

Animals also understand human nature, even better than people.

80. Love may be a joke, but marriage is a novel.

8 1, is there anyone who is still obsessed with a fruitless result like me?

Because of love, we always abandon our friends.

83. I hope the love story is taken. You are not alone. I hope all the waiting will not be disappointed.

84. There is no humanity. It's good to have personality.

85. I am covered with thorns. I am so cold, and my human nature is extremely cold. Don't fucking come near me!

86. Love makes people mature and degenerate.

A lover who changes her mind is like losing her humanity and essence.

88. Birth is the deepest original sin of human nature.

Sometimes, human nature is not completely pale.

90. I think the hearts of people in this world are eaten by dogs. No wonder people are becoming more and more inhuman, but dogs are becoming more and more sensible. . .

9 1, I have never had any extravagant hopes and illusions about human nature.

92. No one will sell his humanity for money unless absolutely necessary.

93. The scenery is good-but so is human nature. Natural scenery is beautiful, but human nature is more beautiful!

94. The truth is that infatuation is really melodramatic, sensibility is rational inhumanity, and strength is unwillingness to strengthen oneself. You don't know his truth, but everyone has his own love.

95. Dear, you should remember that people are people, unless they are individuals, so don't give up your heart easily.

96. We fell in love from 16 to 27. We got married this year. We just want to know that 16-year-old love is not rebellion, but meeting the right person prematurely.

97. Things like human excrement *

98. Those who want to hate dare not hate, because human nature is good.

99. A coin has two sides. Why not allow human nature to have two sides?

100, lovers hate human nature for a long time.

Qq love words don't say that we are dating, I want to get married directly.

First, whose life is not like alternating current, such as electrocardiogram, ups and downs, ups and downs. Everyone has to experience the ups and downs of life, but, more or less, light or heavy. Life is a practice, a process of recovery from repeated injuries.

Second, falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to help others raise their wives.

Third, languish in the window moss of cesium and technetium at night, seeing whether sodium is sad or happy. Through the sticky holes and empty places made by iridium day and night, I know that the elk that sprinkled the crystal in the bitter whisper is drunk and lonely, facing the night maple above the rain and dew.

Only those who have eyes in their hearts can see true love. A minute's heart, an hour's like and a day's love. Forget him, but it's a lifetime. There must always be a place to be alone in front of yourself. Then there is love. I don't know what it is, who it is, how to love, and how long it can last. Just wait for love once, maybe there will never be anyone.

5. Love is softer than anyone. In the face of this item, other conditions are destined to be subsidiary parts. Sincere feelings can flourish only in soft places. If you meet someone, every argument is always softer than yours. So, this is the person who loves you.

6. Do beautiful things have to be discovered and recognized by others? The fact is that only a heart with the same attributes will feel it beautiful. There is no need for any attraction, deliberate, futile and maintenance here. They just need to appear in front of each other. Therefore, its only fate is to keep quiet.

7. Sometimes God makes you believe that fate is evil. When I can't find it, I look back occasionally and see that person in the dim light.

Eight, the oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn to pieces by you.

Nine, love a person, you must love her sincerely, learn to cherish her, care for her, protect her, and shelter her from the wind and rain. If she is hurt, you must comfort her, study hard and love her more, and go on happily. I believe that love will never fade. Love her with gratitude, treat her like yourself, and make love full of ideals.

10. My anger is no longer a flood of tears, nor is it an uncontrollable rage, nor do I expect others to avenge me, although there have been such moments. My anger is no longer resentment, endless criticism, and I won't almost shout about it, although there have been moments like this.

1 1. To love someone is to grow up with him for a long time and die together in the last few years of life.

Twelve, if the world of mortals can see through, I just want to filter out the dust, and I don't need to smash my shoulders to pave the way for me; If I can see through the world of mortals, I would like to be an idle flower, which blooms gently and shallowly, allowing the seasons to alternate and the flowers to bloom and fall; If you can see through the world of mortals, you just want to drink a bowl of Mengpo soup and forget the past. From then on, a person's world of mortals will always be old; A person's city is impregnable, and a person's love is in vain. From then on, there is no dust, and there is no sadness.

Today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and a long life together!

Fourteen, am I stupid, obviously scarred, but still laughing?

Fifteen, life is painful, don't be confused. Life is too short to panic. Desire is endless, don't be greedy. Your body is your own, don't be lazy. The work belongs to everyone, don't grab it. Money is for consumption, don't save it. Life is rich and undisturbed. Holidays are leisure, so don't be busy. Friends are forever, don't forget.

Sixteen, once some mistakes happen, there is no chance to correct them, just like leaves, which leave the tree and never come back. Some opportunities, once missed, are beyond redemption.

17. The pedal of a ladder is never used for resting feet. They just let people put their feet on for a while so that the other foot can climb up again.

Eighteen years old, I knew I was doomed to endless melancholy with you, but I didn't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited love.

19. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and it will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!

Every night, I feel lonely and sad. Lonely hearts are fragile. Seeing that others are right, I always feel lonely, but my heart is gone, which doesn't count.

Twenty-one, don't say we are dating, I want to get married directly.

Twenty-two, [Let's get married after being frivolous]

Twenty-three, life is only once, happiness is only once, joy is chic once, and you can sing happily all night. From then on, one person signed another person's hand, walked together and worked together to make happiness permanent.

Twenty-four, deeply in love with the taste of falling flowers. The ground is full of colorful fallen English, flowers floating in the air, beautiful scenery to the extreme, drunk in the bottom of my heart, making colorful scrolls with emotions, condensing fragrance in crimson maple leaves, looking back suddenly in the wind with thoughts, giving a shallow smile to the season and finding a warmth to the soul.

25. Is the responsible behavior of men getting married?

Twenty-six, the quiet phone is accompanied by dull lights, and the lonely chest holds the cold arms. Through my sharp eyes, I saw a stubborn heart, still stubbornly waiting for the echo of your love.

Talking about finding someone in space.

Talk about 1? To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

2、? I've been hacked, even the teacher. I have to find someone for me. I'm not a junior yet, so I'm going to take the senior exam? The three-day admission work is finally over, so tired.

3、? I look forward to finding such a person: I will see if he is there as soon as I get online. If he is not there, he will be lost for a while. Now, he dare not disturb! Looking forward to such a person, as long as his state changes, I will think about it immediately!

4、? My current state: stupid, scum, funny, no money, no looks, no height, no date.

5、? A subtle movement, a wandering look, or a turning distance, people who love each other should have a tacit understanding of fate. If you find someone who loves me and understands me, life will be harmonious because of tacit understanding.

6、? I hope to be United as one, and never leave each other. I just want to find the right one in my life until I die.

7、? Who can understand the pain of falling in love but not being together?

8、? I like to be generous, cheerful, humorous, motivated and responsible. Honor the elders and care for others. I hope to meet the right person at the right time.

9、? I can't find a suitable umbrella. I'd rather hold an umbrella all my life.

10、? If you don't shout pain, you may not feel it. But the pain was so deep that all the echoes were drowned.

1 1、? None of the people I know who will hurt are mine.

12、? Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.

13、? I never thought I would meet you before, never thought you would leave after meeting you, and never thought I would never forget you after you left.

14、? Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

15、? Those hypocrites, don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

16、? Be sincere to him, find him sincerely, and you will always wait for him sincerely.

17、? I have always wanted to record my mental journey in my own words. The road to marriage is so difficult that it is difficult to find a partner. It's tiring to find a beautiful 24-year-old now. As a result, no one appeared, and I no longer believe in fate. Everything is far-fetched, wandering together, persecuted by the outside world, so tired!

18、? Find someone who loves me and tolerates me, because some small tempers are childish.

19、? If you can't see or hear, why bother? I don't want to make trouble. I don't want to make trouble. I'm in a good mood recently.

20、? I firmly believe! There must be a you in this world, on my way. No matter the good weather, no matter the wind, frost, rain and snow, although we have stayed with each other for thousands of years, we will eventually meet the right happiness and wait for God's arrangement.

What about the second 2 1? I gave you happiness with nonsense promises//You gave me pain with swords and shadows.

22、? If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

23、? I will wait for my lover quietly in the eight winds and five poisons.

24、? Love is not spying on each other every second like a detective.

25、? For love, the person who will never start and never live, where are you?

26、? The old woman said that whether you have a lover or not, that's why she was so resistant to me finding you a lover. I said I had a crush on a married man. She said that if it is true, you can think about it. What you can't get is bad, and that doesn't suit you. Haha, maybe I will take the postgraduate entrance examination next year. Happy, life is getting better little by little.

27、? My brother will join the army next week and can't send him. He gave a red envelope in advance and charged a lot. As a result, he replied, sister, hurry to find someone and have a long snack. Well, it's my own brother.

28、? Would it be a miracle if I met you here? I have fantasized about the other half of the future countless times, hazy and kind. I believe that love is fate after all, and it is a coincidence that two people meet and fall in love in the vast sea of people. Will you be my coincidence?

29、? I found that I still have problems sleeping posture. On the first day of losing weight, I only ate half a bowl of yogurt oats. Not to find someone, not to look ugly. . This is for health. Let yourself stand up again and become the number seven running.

30、? Want to talk about an object, grow old together, love to the old, live to the old, for life!

3 1、? I am a bad person. If I want to find a partner, I want to find someone older than me, mature and stable, and preferably able to support my family.

32、? When you talk about finding someone at home on your birthday, you are actually lying. But what can you do? People can't suffer the same blow again and again. I haven't felt it for over a year. I am 28 years old. Maybe my life is really like this.

33、? People I'm interested in don't like me, and people I'm not interested like me. I want to find someone, but I don't want to settle down.

34、? Who can understand the pain of falling in love but not being together?

35、? Some things become memories after precipitation, and some people become shadows after crossing the road.

36、? You believe all my lies. I simply love you, but you don't believe me.

37、? My wife, my daughter-in-law, my housekeeper, where are you? Xianggong, I miss you so much! Stop hiding and come out quickly. Don't let my husband worry about me.

38、? True love is that two people can be together in the most difficult time, even if they are separated, it is an inevitable test. According to research, people will meet about 29.2 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is zero. 000049, cherish every hard-won opportunity. It's best to fall in love only once in your life, once in your life.

39、? If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

40、? There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

Talk about three 4 1? The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

42、? Are you single? ; Are you alone? Do you think I am excellent? Are you looking for the other half of your life? Do you think you deserve me? You still think nobody wants it? Are you still waiting for him to appear in your life? Are you still looking for true love? Choose me! ! ! If you think you meet my requirements and have the following tendencies: consider my worship, my envy, my love, my pursuit, my secret love, my admiration and my blessing, please reply to your personal information as soon as possible, and I will review your information in my busy schedule to decide whether you are qualified for this position.

43、? I love you, in situ, you love me, but in the past.

44、? I really don't need to find someone for me, and I don't want a blind date, and what do you think of making an appointment with a psychiatrist?

45、? I hope to find a man who is kind to me, loves me, loves me and can accompany me quietly to the marriage hall.

46、? I deeply believe that there will be a person who will try his best to fall in love with all of me. My cry, my smile, my willfulness, my tenderness, my dependence, my selfishness, my innocence, my carelessness, my madness, my silence, I love you wholeheartedly.

47、? Sincerely looking for a life-long practical if you are the one.

48、? My weekend has started again. I don't want to sleep any more. There is no need to rush home from school this Mid-Autumn Festival. It is said that girls who are teachers are easy to find objects. The child is very simple. If you treat them well, they will treat you well.

49、? If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

50、? I'm looking for you in different ways. Come out quickly. I also want to say, it was good to meet you that year!

5 1、? Dad says he can support me and doesn't need to find someone, so my friends, I don't want to realize your wish to get rid of the bill as soon as possible.

52、? The man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.

53、? Suddenly I think it's right to find someone to see my face. After all, ability, who can say who you will look like in the future ~ only face, what you see now is what you see.

54、? Never give up what you really want. It's hard to wait, and it's even worse to regret.

55、? As people grow up, their smiles become more and more fake and their sincerity becomes less and less.

56、? There are only seven days left in the lazy days.

57、? I hope to find someone who is worried about losing me.

58、? Looking for my fate in the service area, hoping to find you.

59、? We always comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Someone asked me why I'm not in a hurry to find someone. Actually, I'm not in a hurry. I just haven't met the right one yet. I'd rather have nothing than nothing.

60、? Sorry, I really can't pretend to have a little affection for people I don't like.

Suitable for people who have no object. Tell me about it.

1. I no longer believe in love. Deep love is not as good as breaking up. Strangers wear more clothes when it's cold.

2. Learning to push away what you like is growth. Youth is constantly meeting and missing.

I am not suitable for love at first sight, I prefer long-term love.

4. If you don't want to drink wine, do it first. Those who don't want to see it are greeted with smiles.

5. Meet some people, fall in love with one person and say goodbye to a group of people.

No matter how distant we become in the future, please remember that I was serious about your kindness. I won't accompany you the rest of the way. Take care of yourself.

7. Wear clothes when it is cold, and drink water when you are sick. Don't be brave.

8. People don't say that children don't grow up.

On the last day of 9.20xx, I will sit by the window alone, drink a cup of hot milk and watch the pointer pass by 12 to welcome the new year.

10. Happiness lies in contentment! Nothing is a person's wisdom to the point where he can overlook everything, gain and loss follow fate, and his heart does not increase or decrease.

1 1. Try to be happy, go to bed early and try not to think about TA.

12. Learn to push yourself away. What you like is growing up.

13. I used to sit in a small bar when I was free. In the corner, I touched the glass, listening to the music and counting all kinds of sorrows.

14. I hope there will be more roads in the future. Congratulations on customs clearance.

15. I finally live a personal life and always learn to grow.

16. Make good money. When you are alone, eat something delicious and have some fun.

17. Some things really need a person to persist silently, because everyone only cares about the result, and no one cares about your process. Come on!

18. Living in a bustling city, I feel that I am in a deep mountain, and my life alone has gradually become a habit. Reading, drinking some red wine, not impetuous, not lonely, not sad, have a lot of time to think about life and read every day.

19. I once owned it, but I didn't cherish it. I regret it now and feel particularly sorry for him.

20. Youth is constantly meeting and missing.

2 1. We are just a grassroots who can't climb love.

22. Listen, girls, love yourself and don't be hurt by love again.