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Don't interrupt your joke when I am most serious.

Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

Feelings are fragile, no matter how deep our feelings were before, we can't change your departure.

When will my grades improve as they did at the beginning #,

In life, you are sad not because you are unhappy, nor because you are unhappy. Look at the sky when I miss you. No matter how far away, we will always be under the same sky. Like a flower, no matter where you are, no matter what the surrounding environment is, you still bloom your own beauty and wonderful life. Change the world with your smile, don't let the world change your smile.

My love for you is like a germ growing at the bottom of a coffin, full of great despair.

Later, all the people I loved too much left, the flowers and trees I planted withered, and my beautiful little colorful fish died. It turns out that I can't keep anything.

Silent night, I miss your tenderness alone, and the painful memory will remain forever.

Don't interrupt your joke when I am most serious.

I'm not afraid that you're just taking part in accidental amusement, as long as the kiss is realistic enough.

Later, I realized how important freshness is, and expired yogurt should be thrown away no matter how delicious it is.

This often happens, because when we say goodbye, we forget to appoint a time for goodbye, and we will live far apart from each other.

I'm afraid my irresponsibility will eventually hurt me.

Maybe someone didn't tell me my life at the funeral after my death and begged you to kiss my epitaph, which read: She loved the wrong person all her life.

The so-called stranger is a stranger at first and a stranger at last.

The last thing I want to say in my life is to let nature take its course.

Young love is always headstrong and doesn't understand love that only blooms once.

"Then why don't you cry?" "Because tears can't bring me back to him."

Looking back with hope in disappointment.

Why do you want to prove something to others? Life is better, but for yourself.

No matter what hard shape you grow into, what you love most in your heart are gentle stories.

Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.

Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy just to keep people from asking you what's wrong.

No matter how beautiful the butterfly is, it will never fly over the sea. No matter how true the oath is, it will not last this life.

Love should not be rekindled. Once rekindled, those good memories of the past will go up in smoke. If we don't get together, maybe I will stay with him with deep thoughts until my body rots; However, at this moment, I hate him. All the good days are gone forever.

You are still a unique hero, but unfortunately you are no longer my lover.

No matter how strong I become, you will still be my weakness.

Memories are like a wine pool. If you can't get out, you can only die drunk in it.

I'm not afraid that you're just taking part in accidental amusement, as long as the kiss is realistic enough.

In this world, anyone can live without you, but I can't live without you.

It is said that people who are used to invisibility have a scar.

In fact, there are only a few steps from falling in love to not loving, and nothing will stop until death.

I can't tell you happy things, and I can't tell you sad things, not because I'm afraid you're bored, but because I've lost you.

You always inadvertently take away all my strength.

It is not terrible to miss someone when you are quiet, but it is terrible to miss someone when you are busy.

I want to walk away like you, but I'm doomed to fail.

My heart is broken, but even if I move the sky, I can't touch you.

I gave up too much for you, and in the end, I found that you were the one who should give up most.

I can't tell you happy things, and I can't tell you sad things, not because I'm afraid you're bored, but because I've lost you.

How can you forget the person you loved? I just can't find any reason to miss you anymore.

I forgot when we said we would be together.

There are memories because of the past, don't you think?

To like someone is to be happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy. ...

You compare my shortcomings with her strengths. No wonder she hit you.

You and I finally drift away and become parallel lines that never intersect.

I'm tired of looking at my face, and every part is full of hypocrisy.

Love is like a lock. When it rusts, it will open and love will fly away.

I like to sing your taste with my tone.

Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know whether I'm listening to music or myself.

Really, feel at ease; Fake, welcome. Really? We are responsible for ourselves.

I-I'll stop it. I'll stop it. My heart hurts. I will use silence instead.

Maybe I'm not the only one who doesn't trust his girlfriend anymore.

All Freud's jokes have serious elements.

Sigmund freud: Jew, Austrian psychiatrist, psychologist and founder of psychoanalysis. He put forward the concepts of subconscious, ego, id, superego, Oedipus complex, libido and psychological defense mechanism. Psychoanalysis was later regarded as an ineffective clinical treatment, but it inspired later generations to put forward various psychopathological theories, which is of great significance in the history of clinical psychology. He is the author of Interpretation of Dreams, Introduction to Psychoanalysis, Totem and Taboo, etc. Known as the "father of psychoanalysis" by the world, he is one of the greatest psychologists in the 20th century.

1. There is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have serious elements.

2. People with mental health always work hard and love others. As long as they can do these two things, other things will not be difficult.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you love; The other is to get what you love.

There are two great pleasures in life: first, because you can't get what you love, you can seek and create; The other is to get what you love so that you can taste and experience it.

5. Conscience is an inner feeling, a resistance to some abnormal desires that are stirring in our bodies.

6. Belief in success often leads to real success.

7. I would rather let myself down than have extravagant hopes.

8. Ignorance is ignorance, and no one has the right to believe what it can derive.

9. The content of dreams is due to the formation of wishes, and its purpose is to satisfy wishes.

10. The human heart, both life and death. We pursue light and darkness. We long for love, but sometimes we almost give up on ourselves. It seems that there has always been a deserted night in people's hearts, leaving it to their dark and lonely selves.

1 1. When you make a small decision, you should rely on your brain to list the pros and cons, analyze them and make the right decision; When you make important decisions, such as finding a lifelong partner or an ideal, you have to rely on your subconscious mind, because such an important decision must be based on your greatest needs.

12. In order to keep purity, we always control ourselves ... This constant suppression of natural instinct endows us with some elegant temperament.

13. When sleeping, the mind will either ignore the external stimuli, or deny its existence with dreams, or "weave vivid lies" to continue sleeping as much as possible. Therefore, we can regard "the desire to sleep" as one of the motivations for dreaming, and every dream is the satisfaction of this desire.

14. There is no so-called slip of the tongue; All slips of the tongue are the revelation of the subconscious truth.

15. Anyone with perfect facial features must know that he can't hide secrets. If his lips are closed, his fingertips will talk, and even every pore in his body will betray him.

16. Human beings are born with "patricide complex". From birth, he was destined to fight against his father in order to get rid of the ruled and dominated position, strive for the right of independence and freedom, and then grasp the initiative of the family and society.

17. Life is like playing chess. It is a sad thing to make one mistake and lose everything. Moreover, life is not as good as playing chess, and it is impossible to regret the next game.

18. No one without reason can accept reason.

19. Even dreams with painful content can be explained by the satisfaction of desire. The interpretation of such dreams will definitely involve many things that we don't want to say or think about. Everyone has some privacy and is unwilling to tell others or even admit it. But if it appears in a dream, it is not just a coincidence of accidental events. The painful feelings aroused in dreams are precisely to prevent us from mentioning or discussing those painful things.

20. Women are really unbearable and the source of eternal troubles, but they are still the best things among us. Without them, the situation would be worse.

Freud: All jokes have serious elements.

Sigmund freud: Jew, Austrian psychiatrist, psychologist and founder of psychoanalysis. He put forward the concepts of subconscious, ego, id, superego, Oedipus complex, libido and psychological defense mechanism. Psychoanalysis was later regarded as an ineffective clinical treatment, but it inspired later generations to put forward various psychopathological theories, which is of great significance in the history of clinical psychology. He is the author of Interpretation of Dreams, Introduction to Psychoanalysis, Totem and Taboo, etc. Known as the "father of psychoanalysis" by the world, he is one of the greatest psychologists in the 20th century.

1. There is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have serious elements.

2. People with mental health always work hard and love others. As long as they can do these two things, other things will not be difficult.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you love; The other is to get what you love.

There are two great pleasures in life: first, because you can't get what you love, you can seek and create; The other is to get what you love so that you can taste and experience it.

5. Conscience is an inner feeling, a resistance to some abnormal desires that are stirring in our bodies.

6. Belief in success often leads to real success.

7. I would rather let myself down than have extravagant hopes.

8. Ignorance is ignorance, and no one has the right to believe what it can derive.

9. The content of dreams is due to the formation of wishes, and its purpose is to satisfy wishes.

10. The human heart, both life and death. We pursue light and darkness. We long for love, but sometimes we almost give up on ourselves. It seems that there has always been a deserted night in people's hearts, leaving it to their dark and lonely selves.

1 1. When you make a small decision, you should rely on your brain to list the pros and cons, analyze them and make the right decision; When you make important decisions, such as finding a lifelong partner or an ideal, you have to rely on your subconscious mind, because such an important decision must be based on your greatest needs.

12. In order to keep purity, we always control ourselves ... This constant suppression of natural instinct endows us with some elegant temperament.

13. When sleeping, the mind will either ignore external stimuli, or deny its existence with dreams, or "weave vivid lies" to continue sleeping as much as possible. Therefore, we can regard "the desire to sleep" as one of the motivations for dreaming, and every dream is the satisfaction of this desire.

14. There is no so-called slip of the tongue; All slips of the tongue are the revelation of the subconscious truth.

15. Anyone with perfect facial features must know that he can't hide secrets. If his lips are closed, his fingertips will talk, and even every pore in his body will betray him.

16. Human beings are born with "patricide complex". From birth, he was destined to fight against his father in order to get rid of the ruled and dominated position, strive for the right of independence and freedom, and then grasp the initiative of the family and society.

17. Life is like playing chess. It is a sad thing to make one mistake and lose everything. Moreover, life is not as good as playing chess, and it is impossible to regret the next game.

18. No one without reason can accept reason.

19. Even dreams with painful content can be explained by the satisfaction of desire. The interpretation of such dreams will definitely involve many things that we don't want to say or think about. Everyone has some privacy and is unwilling to tell others or even admit it. But if it appears in a dream, it is not just a coincidence of accidental events. The painful feelings aroused in dreams are precisely to prevent us from mentioning or discussing those painful things.

20. Women are really unbearable and the source of eternal troubles, but they are still the best things among us. Without them, the situation would be worse.

Your joke, but I'm serious.

1, I was angry here for a long time and no one came to see me.

I am serious about one of your jokes.

I want to have a future with you.

4. Waiting is an exhausting action. I'm tired, dear, for the last time.

I suddenly found that many good friends lost contact unconsciously. In Shuoshuokong.Com, friendship, like love, has nothing to do with it and will eventually become a stranger.

Forgetting is the only thing that ordinary people can do, but I decided not to forget. -Rhinoceros in love in Liao Yimei.

7. I wish the people I love and those who love me a happy National Day. I hope I can be happy with you these seven days.

8. Your smile is close to my heart and throat, and I never miss it.

9. The time and distance we finally can't reach ~

10, your first mistake was to leave me. The second mistake is to give me a chance to realize that I can live without you.

1 1, [-I can't get anyone, all I get is lj]

12. I used to like someone, but now I like someone.

13, I am human, I am fragile, I am not strong. I can't bear the disappointment of running back and forth, and I can't bear the betrayal again and again.

14, I love you from the heart, not from the mouth!

15, you have to believe that I said this for you.