I want some funny jokes!

1, a couple gave birth to three children in a row, all girls. The husband said to his wife, dear, aren't we going to give birth? My wife said that if I want to have children, it depends on how many lovers you found in your last life.

2. It is also a bird of prey. The eagle is handsome and powerful, and everyone admires it. The owl is a lovely thing: "Hee hee hee is so cute!" " "Life will be more difficult if you have a big face.

Be sure to be nice to your boyfriend after you find him. Don't bully him and hurt him. After all, he is blind.