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Talking about sex when you are dating someone (92 selected sentences)

1, an enterprise without humanity and understanding, can never have tolerant and hard-working employees and products full of humanity and ideas.

2. The oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn to pieces by you.

Animals also understand human nature, even better than people.

4, human nature is unpredictable/people are tired.

I think the hearts of people in this world have been eaten by dogs. No wonder people are becoming more and more inhuman, but dogs are becoming more and more sensible. . .

6. Interest is always the forefront of human morality.

A lover who changes her mind is like losing her humanity and essence.

8. Is it "seeing people for a long time" or "seeing human nature for a long time"?

9. A coin has two sides. Why not allow human nature to have two sides?

10, distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.

1 1, thank you for everything, and let me understand the falsehood of human nature.

12, ideal man: excellent man with wisdom, kindness, humor and generosity. Appearance is not the most important thing, but you should be optimistic and sincere enough.

13, the human heart is very fragile, and human nature often makes itself strong.

14, the deepest inferiority of human nature is meanness.

15, I have always believed that society is beautiful and human nature is kind, so I have been cheated. Don't believe this truth.

16, the betrayal of human nature will always pitch in this world.

17, don't you understand that I still say that I am inhuman? Do you know how sad I am? You don't know anything. Don't talk about me, okay?

18, human nature is mean and drive away and stay and leave.

19, capitalists really suck blood, but they are inhuman.

20. No one will sell his humanity for money unless absolutely necessary.

2 1 Love may be a joke, but marriage is a novel.

22. Oh, hehe. Every day we have classes until 6 pm, and then the school will give us a bottle of eye drops. Oh, hehe, your school really has it.

23. We're almost finished. I always thought you could change your mind. Am I wrong, or are you too inhuman?

I know someone in the world is waiting for me, but I don't know who it will be, so I will live happily every day. When he comes, I will share my happiness with him.

25. Love is a difficult word to understand.

26. We always meet the best love in the age when we least understand love. ......

27. Conscience makes life, but money destroys humanity.

28. To climb a mountain, you must know the nature of the mountain, swim and be a man!

29. I never have any extravagant hopes and fantasies about human nature.

30, fuck your love, don't be hypocritical to me. ...

3 1, dear, you have to remember that people are human beings, so don't give up your heart easily.

32. Young men who are not good at love; A young woman is not good at dating spring. This is the most sacred part of our humanity.

33. Love a person for a long time and hate a person for a long time.

34, the fox is not perfect, it is particularly inhuman.

35, want to talk about an object, grow old together, love to the old, live to the old, for life!

36. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there can be many pigs on the road!

37. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go.

38. I think I've been hurt and won't cry any more. But the Ya 'an earthquake. I was moved. It turns out that my humanity has not disappeared.

39. We fell in love from 16 to 27. We got married this year. We just want to know that 16-year-old love is not rebellion, but meeting the right person prematurely.

40. Love is when you meet a better person, but you still swear to spend your life with him yesterday-]

4 1, the scenery is fine-but human nature is fine. Natural scenery is beautiful, but human nature is more beautiful!

42. Give my things to your woman. Do you want to save face? Do you still have humanity?

43. Is there anyone like me who is still clinging to a fruitless result?

44. Li Han, your heart was originally good, but when you met Fan Ye, it turned bad and became inhuman.

45. Happiness is nature, selfishness is human nature, coquetry is willful, fashion is personality, and rejection is really disappointing! ! !

I don't know why I am sleeping all day now. If the school is humanized, I want to give the headmaster a suggestion. The classroom is too hot. It's time to install air conditioning.

47. How do they understand those unfortunate aspects of human nature?

48. In the face of money, fame and status, the good and evil of human nature will be revealed.

49. You are beautiful, sexy and generous, gentle and virtuous, pure and lovely, but do I love you?

Facing the future, if life urges us to make a choice, then I will definitely choose a grass-like lifestyle and shake my ideal world in the face of the faint sunset.

5 1, I hope to be of one mind and never leave each other. I just want to find the right one in my life until I die.

52. The truth is that infatuation is really melodramatic, sensibility is rational and inhuman, and the strong one is unwilling to stand on its own feet. You don't know his truth, but everyone has his own love.

53. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be kicked out.

54. Humanity is the deepest well. We don't know who we will love one second, who we will hate the next, or who we will forget at some stage.

If you miss him, you can say loudly: I miss you because I still have humanity.

56. My Buddha-like kindness is used to set off your jackal-like humanity.

Sometimes, human nature is not completely pale.

58, why the original will never fire! Is it the distortion of human nature or the split of spirit? Please watch the next episode of {Burning}!

59. I dare not hate if I want to, because human nature is good.

60. Don't laugh at the sadness of human nature. Aren't we sad?

6 1. Scared wounds will still be torn open and dehumanized with salt.

Because of love, we always abandon our friends.

63. Later, when I met some people, I saw the ugliness of human nature. The envy of others is full of costs, and I forgive some people for getting back together with them.

64. Live with personality and be handsome without humanity.

65. No matter how cool it is in autumn, it is not cool. No matter how cold it is in winter, it is not as cold as human nature.

66. There is no humanity. It's good to have personality.

67. One of the tragedies of human nature: being sensitive to one's own pain and extremely insensitive to the pain of others.

68. If Qi Yuan betrayed Angie, betrayed, if Chen betrayed Haihua and Haohao betrayed, then I really don't believe in love anymore.

From that night on, I saw the ugliest side of human nature.

70. Time has smoothed your edges and corners, obliterated your humanity, but taught you to be indifferent.

7 1, sometimes it is terrible to think about human nature. Many people in life are afraid of chaos in the world.

72. The earthquake washed away the ugliness and beauty of human nature.

73. I am covered with thorns. I am so cold, and my human nature is extremely cold. Don't fucking come near me!

74. What's wrong with kindness itself? What is wrong is human nature. People are easy to bully and too kind, that is ignorance. In the end, no one remembers your kindness, only that you are easy to bully.

75, EXO discord? Don't be naive, fool. We are not so gullible. Don't create inhuman brothers for a group, as we all know.

76. The description of crime is to express human nature rather than grandstanding.

77. Sometimes you know it will happen, but you still regret it. I heard that human nature is like this.

78. Don't be high-end/low-key, luxurious and connotative/mean and inhuman. "

79. Love makes people mature and degenerate.

80. Am I too stupid to laugh even though I am scarred?

8 1, I call others introverted and others call me abstract.

82. The weather is getting colder and colder, but it is colder than human heart and human nature.

83. I find there is more beer and skittles in the space. Oh, I will go. It's really a person.

84, men fool women, called flirting. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

85. What this society lacks is humanity.

Please be a good person and don't be that inhuman dog.

87, all the explosions were forced. I have to show the ugliest side of my humanity. Prove that you can beat each other, good or bad.

88. Life is a rapist. It raped everything beautiful, including the goodness of human nature. We can only forgive with a smile and be the kindest lamb.

89. Love, confession. Love, happiness. Breaking up is painful. I hate crying. I have no humanity.

90. Human nature is base. I like you so much, why are you going? I don't like you now, and I'm beginning to pester you.

9 1, the more a person lacks something, the more he shows off something, which is a cover-up of inferiority and a shortcoming of human nature.

92. Birth is the deepest original sin of human nature.