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I often cough badly, can't sleep, cough up inflammation like nasal mucus, have a fever, have a headache, and often sy.
We should study knowledge dialectically and scientifically, and look at this problem ~ ~
The masturbator asked: Masturbation is a normal behavior since the appearance of human beings. It is at least millions of years old. If it is really harmful, you
Can authoritative scientific papers be found around the world to prove their harmfulness? No On the contrary, the history of human smoking is short, but scientists have enough evidence to prove that smoking is harmful to health. therefore
People all over the world and all over China do this, which is safe and harmless.
N experienced person: Hehe ... ridiculous. There are many papers that think masturbation is harmful, but you are unwilling to accept it. Because there is both "and" in this world.
"Harm theory" and "harmlessness theory" are just that you would rather believe in "harmlessness theory". In your idea, the "harmfulness theory" is considered to be fallacious or unscientific. The "harmless theory" as an argument is very much to your taste. this is you
My own problems. From your point of view, people all over the world are doing it, which is safe and harmless. Anyone who has an adverse reaction will say that masturbation has nothing to do with it. The most terrible thing is people like you. "Seduce suicide, don't commit suicide."
The harm of masturbation has only been experienced by people. But one thing, once realized, proves that a lot has been lost. This is the harm of masturbation. Feeling is regret. I advise educated people to be responsible for what they say. Probably because of your words, you deceived all inexperienced young people. The harm of masturbation will be obvious within 10 years after masturbation. Feel it for yourself.
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Prostitute asks: quit masturbation, don't pull. If you are normal, you will have normal sexual desire. How can you quit? If you really quit, it's not normal, which means you are frigid.
N experienced person: Boss, no abstinence. But to advise you not to abuse your sexual desire. According to you, you have sexual desire all your life, so you have to vent it every day in your life? The view against indulgence is actually telling people to treat themselves correctly.
Sexual energy. Have a correct sexual concept. Can't be controlled by sexual desire, put some of your own money anytime and anywhere. This view of yours is a wrong sexual concept, which regards sexual desire as a reason for masturbation. It is unreasonable to put money in that pocket without spending it.
Really? Do you have to spend all your money to be normal? We are talking about quitting masturbation. The purpose is to prevent unnecessary consumption of essence. So how to get rid of "masturbation" must be restrained in sexual desire. Otherwise, you will be anywhere, anytime.
Lose the essence.
Note that in nature, animals often estrus, rather than estrus mating at any time of the year. In other words, animals can often use their sexual abilities correctly. And humans have almost no concept of estrus at any time.
The land can be exciting and make love all year round. Humans can ignore the essence for the sake of "desire", which is a big difference between humans and other creatures.
The masturbator asked: They all say "the head of all evils" and don't want to think about it. Without sex, how can there be humans?
N experiencer: Do you think people who indulge in sex are all for future generations? The more money you spend, the less you get. That is to say, you have made a loss-making business and don't care about losing money.
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To popularize knowledge in schools, "obscenity" and "sex" are not the same thing. Let's talk about "things between men and women", that is, sexual behavior. What is the essential purpose of sexual behavior? -is biological reproduction. This means that men and women
The essential purpose of sexual contact is to reproduce. The reason why human reproductive organs exist is to reproduce. In order to promote the reproduction of future generations, there will be a force to promote the contact between men and women of the opposite sex, which is "sexual desire." As long as there is
The function of "sexual desire" will promote the contact between the opposite sex and create conditions for the completion of reproduction.
The reason why we call sex organs "genitals" rather than "cool devices" and "entertainment devices" is enough to prove that this "cool" is not an end.
And if you just want to pursue "cool" sex, you will become "lewd". Do you see it? "Prostitution" and "sex" are different. The purpose of obscenity is far from the essence of sexual behavior. And just for the pursuit of pleasure and enjoyment, they waste sexual energy. Therefore, "lewdness" will not have substantial benefits, and the only thing that makes people covet is "cool".
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This expansion, which is far from the essential needs, has become "lewdness" for the purpose of coveting. For example, eating delicious food, the purpose of dieting is simply to quench thirst, but in order to covet delicious food, regardless of their hunger and satiety, they keep eating and even sink.
Indulge in the ocean of food and eat everything. This has also become "obscenity". And "lewdness" means that there will be no real benefits, even the beginning of disaster. If you keep eating, the digestive system is bound to be damaged. How can I not get sick for a long time? So is drinking.
In the same way.
And "lewdness" is more relaxed than pure "lewdness". Use all possible means and methods to achieve their sexual pleasure. That is, to be "comfortable", by hook or by crook. this is
Taking "fornication" as an example, it pursues sexual stimulation, watches pornographic movies and is addicted to beautiful women, whose images are inseparable. Masturbation, sexual fantasies, and even any form of sexual relationship with the opposite sex for the purpose of releasing sexual desire. All these are.
"fornication" and "evil" are more relaxed than pure "sex"
For example, when a man sees a beautiful woman, he won't show too much, but he will try his best to look. That is to say,
In other words, it is normal to feel comfortable when you see beauty. But the lust for this comfort, that is, "eye addiction", has also become "lewdness", because the mind is not pure, not pure appreciation, but with a certain degree
I was intoxicated in my mind. Seeing that one person likes another person, I even began to commit adultery in my mind.
The masturbator asked: Which man doesn't love beautiful women? Is frigidity correct?
Experienced person: When?
However, everyone loves beauty. But you know, appreciating beauty is different from paying a meaningless price for it. Seeing a beautiful woman and appreciating her beauty is like seeing beautiful flowers. This may be normal. But psychology produces lust.
The heart, even if the lust rises, is broken. Nothing has happened yet! I started dreaming. At this time, it is easy to lose consciousness, and even do things that are not interesting at all in order to win beauty. There are many men
Everyone likes to put on airs in front of beautiful women. Show that you are knowledgeable, talented, rich, humorous, powerful and so on. ...
For example, in this case, when men are together and a beautiful girl suddenly appears next to them, it is easy for men to behave abnormally. He will suddenly speak loudly to friends around him, exaggerate his behavior, and even quarrel, which is extremely generous. Moreover, in an environment with beautiful girls, men will even make exaggerated phone calls, deliberately say some philosophies or give strong orders to each other.
Usually, two men have a little friction, which is often easy to solve. When they meet halfway, they will be pulled down. But if there is a beautiful figure among them, it will be broken and there will be a big fight.
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This is a man showing himself. If analyzed from the perspective of some modern psychology, it may be the nature of men. But the point is, accidental beauty has nothing to do with you and does not recognize each other.
Knowledge. And men just want to pay attention to her because she is a beauty. After all, it is a man's desire for sex. But what happened in the end? That girl will throw herself at you? Obviously impossible, but men can get into trouble.
Yes Peer intrigue, secretly crack each other. Pretending to be generous with money and doing a lot of reluctant things, who will buy it? All this is in vain. It is even said that men have the right to regard women who have nothing to do with themselves as psychosexuality.
Elephant. As a result, the self has a physiological reaction and dissipates its essence. Anyway, the ultimate consumer is himself, no wonder the beauty.
After all, say it! The love of beauty is nothing. It is oneself who is hurt by lust. I was afraid that I didn't get the beauty, so I lost it first. Why come? Doing things without sincerity, let alone sincerity, is tantamount to cheating.
The masturbator asked: Normal people have sexual desire, just like drinking water when they are thirsty and eating when they are hungry, which are normal physiological needs. Masturbation is also a normal physiological need, and there will be no harm.
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Bearer: This view is very common now. Let's analyze it with conscience here! Indeed, sexual desire does exist in normal people. But don't forget the fundamental purpose, the fundamental task of sexual organs is reproduction. This man
Class distortion is quite serious. Humans have no "estrus". You can get excited anytime, anywhere. What natural physical desire? It's just too much porn. Don't use sexual desire as a cover, just don't watch porn.
Are you excited at any time? I like being stimulated. I blame my sexual desire for being dishonest. This view is too unrealistic.
Drink water when you are thirsty and eat when you are hungry, hehe ... very good at stealing concepts. Explain here! if
Normal hunger and thirst, the natural demand for diet is understandable. But if it is hunger and thirst in the form of disease, such as nervous system paralysis, it will lead to endless hunger and thirst, so as to keep eating and drinking.
Water. In fact, the body is full, but nervous system disorder leads to hunger and endless eating and drinking, and the consequences can be imagined. It is not without the concept of "supporting death". So is masturbation. Don't borrow physiological needs.
Mouth, masturbation people love watching porn, not excited. I'm so hungry that I don't care if my body has any material.
Tell a joke! If you think the purpose of nuclear weapons is to drop bombs every day? Watch the mushroom cloud every day, not to mention resisting foreign invasion and suffering first.
The masturbator asked: Then why do some experts analyze and prove that masturbation has no effect on health according to modern science?
N Experienced: Scientific certification? Find out what science is first! Science and expert opinion are two concepts. Scientific conclusions also need to be verified by practice. It is superstition to believe blindly without verification.
You only see some experts say that masturbation is harmless, but you ignore that there are still a group of experts who hold the opposite view. You would rather believe the arguments of the "harmless theory" experts and ignore the arguments of other experts. This is emotional. Because some experts say masturbation is harmless, you'd rather believe it. A hundred other scientists say masturbation is harmful, but you won't believe it. The key issue is your own emotional problems.
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Take a sample! If you prefer to believe that masturbation is harmless, as the so-called experts say, masturbate yourself. Experience for yourself, forget it, 10 years, look at yourself. I suggest you talk to that expert.
Sign an agreement, and you can ask him for compensation if you feel unwell in the future. However, I would like to remind you that if you really had an adverse reaction at that time, the experts may not admit it. Because experts who advocate masturbation have always believed that all adverse reactions are related to
Masturbation has nothing to do with it
We are not against science, but what is real science? Look at what irresponsible technology application has brought us. Air pollution, climate warming and vegetables are all chemicals.
Fertilizer, pesticide and meat are all ripened by hormones, which one is not brought to us by technology? Technology has been used as a killing tool by irresponsible people.
If you are stubborn, there is nothing anyone can do. Many people feel that their intuition is the most correct. Like a moth to a fire. I dare say a moth never wants to die. If you want to stop it, it may even think you are hurting it. It only believes in itself.
My instinct, to seduce self-confidence, committed suicide.
Masturbator asks: It is God's right to vent sexual desire.
Experienced person: Do you believe it yourself? When did God say that?
The masturbator asks: Are people who don't masturbate healthier than those who masturbate?
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Bearer: I dare not say so. I must be responsible. I dare not say that people who don't masturbate must be healthier than those who masturbate. This questioner is very aggressive. This question can be understood as follows: If you go to see a doctor when you are sick, is the doctor better than you?
Longevity Is the doctor sure he won't get sick? Are people born before you necessarily taller than you? Yes, people who don't masturbate don't always live a long and healthy life. But masturbators must be unhealthy, even if you don't feel it yourself. I peed all over the place.
Pee, no semen. People who pee are not necessarily healthy, and people who sprinkle semen must be unhealthy. Death will come sooner or later. We cannot avoid it. What we want is health, to live to death. And normal people don't want to.
Dead.
The masturbator asked: Experts say that the harm of masturbation lies not in masturbation itself, but in self-blame after masturbation, which is a psychological problem.
N experienced person: Hmm! If you don't masturbate,
You wouldn't have such a depressed mentality. Look at those experts who advocate that masturbation is harmless and normal. Dare you masturbate in public? Not everyone masturbates secretly, so on the one hand, they masturbate secretly, on the other hand, they are worried.
What are the bad consequences after masturbation? Of course it's depressing. But this mentality is difficult to adjust independently. Which person's mentality should be adjusted when it is time to adjust? Adjusting mentality is easier said than done.
If you do something, you have to bear the consequences. The consequences will not happen unless you are afraid and don't want to bear it. After masturbation, you are psychologically responsible for masturbation. It's impossible to pretend that nothing happened. It's self-deception.
Moreover, this masturbation character is not produced out of thin air. Anyone who has masturbated for many years is somewhat introverted and often stands aside in group activities. This is because masturbation consumes kidney essence at ordinary times, which leads to his lack of vitality. People are timid. This kind of personality is difficult for psychologists to adjust.
Therefore, it is not easy for masturbators to pretend to be relaxed and chic as if nothing had happened. The fact happened, pretending nothing happened, do you believe it? Introverts are lively and cheerful. Are they confident? Pretending is pretending, others look unnatural and feel uncomfortable.
For experts, some western doctors may say so, but Chinese medicine may not agree.
Masturbator asked: Many great scientists, writers and artists are romantic figures with strong sexual desire, and people are beautiful, so we are far behind ordinary people.
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Bearer: Hmm! I didn't look at the street and bought a lot of porn. I'm not young anymore. Which one is successful? Ask yourself, are you sure you can succeed after being addicted? Don't look at individual phenomena. Lust, lust is not the patent of the rich. big
Teacher, there are only a few Superman, and you found him. There are also unsuccessful people with the same personality, but they just don't see them.
The masturbator asks: masturbation is actually nothing. There is a saying: "Exhaustion". It means that overnutrition will naturally consume some.
N experienced person: Hehe ... Now there are more and more reasons to excuse masturbation.
Too many. Severe masturbation is once a day, even several times a day. This situation will last for a long time, even years. Are they all energetic? Is it still full of consumption every day? Essence is not just the liquid you release.
Body. Don't think of yourself or "liquid" as concentration. Essence is the total energy that the human body supports life. When you masturbate, you shoot "semen" on the surface, which is essentially consuming all your essence. Old people are regarded as "fluids". But it can be said that he
Is the child good enough? The old man masturbates, but you treat him like a man? I'm fooling myself!
Masturbator asks: Tell a "degree" masturbation in everything, as long as it is not excessive. Once a week. No problem.
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Bearer: Eating less poison won't kill you, but can you say it's harmless? Moderate masturbation is nothing more than reducing the harm of masturbation, but is it still harmful? It's too much for you to throw 10000 yuan out of the window every day. Play it every day
Throwing 100 yuan out of the window is called the golden mean. Are normal people willing to throw? I'm afraid I can't even throw away 1 yuan. Why? Because everyone knows that it is not good to throw money. Therefore, even if there is only 1 yuan, normal people will not throw it away. For the hand
Yin, just didn't really feel the pain. But you know, masturbation is the same as throwing money. And you can control the amount of money you put in. Masturbation, do you know how much you lose at a time?
Masturbator asked: I heard the good news about prostitution consumption. Is that really the case?
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Bearer: Many people associate the word "Fu Bao" with superstition. In fact, we should calm down and analyze it. This so-called "blessing" is not illusory. For example, a person with a height of 1.7M and a figure.
A slender, average-looking girl and a girl with average conditions in all aspects apply for fashion models or flight attendants at the same time. Obviously, the former has great advantages and everyone is willing to accept it. That is to say, in the same orbit.
On the road, the former gained an advantage by virtue of its own conditions. Of course, if the latter does not choose modeling or flight attendants, it may be more advantageous to engage in other occupations. But that's another level. Now I hope to compete for models.
Still a flight attendant career, obviously her personal conditions lack advantages. This is a blessing. That is to say, in the pursuit of the same ideal, the former may be easily realized without doing anything, while the latter may not be easily realized.
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Here we explain the concept of "good luck" from two aspects. One is a visible blessing, which has become a "knowable blessing" here. For example, a person's appearance, health, figure, personality and so on are all his innate good luck.
It must be admitted that walking in the street can't make everyone like you. A lecherous person is more considerate, and he won't feel anything when he sees the opposite sex, will he? You only like to see beautiful women or handsome men. There is a difference in blessing here. pretty
Being a big shot means beauty. Both beautiful women and handsome men belong to this category. While the weaker ones are ordinary in appearance. And losers look terrible. Do you like looking at beautiful women? Does the beauty like looking at you?
People with good personality will have good temperament, be popular and concentrate a lot on character strengths. Weaker people are mediocre in character. Those who have insufficient blessings focus on their own shortcomings, such as cowardice, meanness or arrogance, which can't bring benefits in short.
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Fu Fu Bao is even more concerned. Everyone wants to be rich. Indeed, wealth can make up for some shortcomings. People with wealth don't even have to work hard. They came from a rich family, and their predecessors left an inexhaustible family business. everyman
Is it okay? Look at people living in luxury houses, driving good cars and taking beautiful wives out to play. But it doesn't take much effort and talent. I don't know when I will realize my hard work. This is unacceptable.
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Another manifestation of blessing is potential. Invisible and intangible, it affects people's destiny. It is called "hidden happiness" here. Like luck. That is to say, many people are lucky to be noble people and occupy high positions along the way. but
Some people are not rich even if they work hard all their lives. Not convinced? I can't do anything about staring. Chasing beautiful women, people can win their hearts with one word. It's no use buying a train of roses. Can't you refuse? These are all potential blessings.
Composition.
Back to wealth, not everyone can succeed through hard work. Some people, even if they are not born rich, will eventually succeed through hard work. But it is undeniable that many people will fight.
He has never been rich in his life. Is it because he is incompetent? Obviously not. Are they not working hard enough? Obviously not. This is a potential blessing. The potential good news can make up for the congenital deficiency to some extent. Some people say they know.
It is wrong to know how to change your destiny. Don't you find that the world is full of poor people with knowledge? It's not my bad knowledge, it's my bad luck. The same knowledge can be exchanged for great wealth in others, and you can make a living here.
The fact that there are many college students who can't find a job is enough to explain the problem.
The influence of lewdness and masturbation on physical fitness can not be ignored. Prostitution, spermatorrhea. If nothing else, first of all, physical fitness will deteriorate, and long-term development will cause visceral lesions. This is already a manifestation of the consumption of blessings. What is consumed in the tooling is "knowing happiness".
Of course, if you listen to experts who advocate "masturbation is harmless", masturbation is harmless. Any of your symptoms have nothing to do with masturbation. But strangely, the later symptoms of masturbators are often very similar. What's going on here?
Nowadays, many teenagers are influenced by pornographic videos, have strong pornographic thoughts and even masturbate frequently. Many teenagers who have masturbated for a long time have gray hair, pale face and bad breath in their teens and twenties. In this way, the good luck of appearance has been discounted, not to mention people who are born with insufficient appearance.
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And because of the loss of kidney essence, it will also affect personality. Usually people with kidney deficiency are generally weak, inactive, introverted and not good at socializing. In this way, the blessing of personality is also greatly reduced. This is not a simple psychological problem. Ask a psychologist.
It is basically impossible for people who masturbate due to kidney deficiency to change their personality. Personality can't be changed casually, it is the embodiment of your own quality. It is too difficult for you to let a man addicted to kidney deficiency be the leader.
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The consumption of "potential blessings" is also very prominent. For example, a person who masturbates for a long time has very poor charm. If you are a person with long-term masturbation experience, you will feel it. You will feel unnatural in contact with others, won't you?
Know what to say and get along awkwardly. This may be the loss of essence, which leads to bad gas field and unattractiveness. Of course, if some experts think this is superstition, there is no scientific basis. My opinion on this is that there is no basis.
The report said, let's talk about reality. Even if you don't know the principle, at least you can understand the pros and cons. Old people have a lot of experience. Although they don't necessarily understand the truth, they understand the phenomenon. And young people have never even experienced this phenomenon, saying
Let alone talk about it. What young people lack is not knowledge, but experience.
In addition, adulterers are generally dissatisfied with their marriage. The fate of my career is not smooth. Unless, of course, you have a rich father The garage is ready for you. Use your power to let you have a beautiful wife, otherwise, as far as ordinary people are concerned, don't even think about it. I masturbate, but I am afraid that my ideal has not been realized and my body has been hollowed out. That's even the smallest cost lost!
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Therefore, the consumption of good news by prostitution is real and does exist. Moreover, modern people generally have a characteristic, optimism or not. Take the enjoyment of others as your example, and don't get into trouble by giving others.
For example. This is not that others are confusing you, but that they are confusing themselves. Remember, always see your status clearly. Unless you have plastic surgery. Otherwise, orientals will eat western food all their lives, and they will never grow blond when they speak foreign languages.
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