Mengbao's wonderful humorous jokes

Meng Bao's wonderful humorous paragraph:? Mom, I'm so tired. I don't think I can hold on any longer. ? Then don't eat. It's five bowls ? More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Mengbao's wonderful humorous jokes (1) 1. The teacher assigned a composition entitled "There is only one mother"

Xiao Ming wrote: I felt very hungry when I came home from school yesterday. I found a cake in the refrigerator. My mother saw it and asked me to get one for her.

I said: there is only one mother. . .

2. A friend runs a restaurant, and every Sunday he takes his son who is in elementary school to clean the restaurant.

There were many guests that day. They complained while cleaning: There are so many restaurants nearby, why did you come to my house for dinner?

3, go to my cousin's house, the couple are quarreling, so ask the little nephew? Who will you live with if mom and dad get divorced?

Little nephew looks impatient? Every time I ask this question, I get bored. If I can really get a divorce, then I will tell you who I live with! ! ! ?

4. A child quarreled with a child and was going to hit a friend with a slingshot. After his father found out, he gave him a book called Snow White, hoping to purify his son's mind.

In the evening, the father came back and saw his son injecting medicine into the apple with a syringe.

5. In the evening, my son is doing his art homework: My Mom. I took a look and asked him, Son, why are you nothing like your mother?

Son:? This is the mother who took off makeup! ?

Me. . . I'm speechless. . .

Meng Bao's wonderful humorous joke (2) 1, quarreling with my younger brother. Once I didn't quarrel with him, I cried and shouted at him: If only our mother had one. There is no need to have you. ?

Brother sneered: it's not your turn to ask for it. .

2. I watched TV with my sister once. She choked with an apple and an egg in one hand. Let me get her a bag of milk. I don't want to. As a result, she said with a sad expression I'm poisoned. It turns out that apples can't be eaten with eggs. ?

At that time, I almost scared to pee. What should I do?

She said:? Milk can detoxify. ?

So I gave her a bag of milk.

3、? Third sister, some people say that our brother and sister are not good at math! ?

? Fourth brother, why do they say that?

? I don't know. Go and discuss it with my second brother. ?

? All right, let's go. ?

4. Brother:? It's very kind of you, brother, not to bully me these days, and to buy me delicious food! ?

Brother sneers:? Hum, the Spring Festival is coming. I am counting on your lucky money. ?

Meng Bao's wonderful humorous jokes (3) 1, it was hot, I took my six-year-old son to the park to enjoy the cool, and met my best friend. When she saw my son, she praised him. When my son is happy, his mouth is sweet and his aunt cries short.

My friend hurried to the sorbet stand to buy sorbet. Long time no see, how can people spend money, just say: never give it to him. The sorbet is cold. Don't spoil the child's stomach. ?

The son said:? Mom, look, the sorbet is not cold, it is steaming! ?

I went to steal peaches, but the gardener caught me.

The shopkeeper asked:? Children, what are you doing in the tree?

I said:? Grandpa, I found some peaches on the ground. I'm going to hang them again. ?

The child didn't do well in the exam and was beaten by his mother.

The child asked:? Mom, I still can't solve this problem. ?

His mother said grumpily, how many times have I told you that you can't? Your head was kicked by a donkey?

As a result, my son choked up and said, You beat me like this! ?

I want to buy a jacket, but I can't make up my mind about all kinds of brands. My daughter took my skirt and said, dad, buy a seven-wolf one. ?

Seeing that I didn't understand, my daughter added: Isn't mom a sheep? So you won't be so afraid of her! ?

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