Make a joke with four key words: eating, toilet, Woods and mobile phone.

One night, Xiao Pang went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. My stomach hurts because the food is not clean, but because there is no toilet in the fast food restaurant, Xiao Pang can only keep looking for the toilet. I looked for it for a long time, but I still couldn't find it. He had no choice but to go into the Woods to solve the problem. At night, two passers-by passed by and saw a small fire in the Woods, which was still moving. They are very scared. I picked up the brick next to me and threw it at the small fire. "Tut-tut" I saw the little fire running from left to right. They were even more afraid and threw bricks at the little fire desperately. At this moment, Xiao Pang came out and said, "Hey, I said you can't be understood. People just smoke a cigarette. Where do you go to flatter me? " How unfair. .