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India introduced cow dung "chip", what is cow dung chip?

Not acknowledging the news of India can really refresh our three views. A few days ago, India suddenly reported that it had invented a cow dung chip and claimed that it could resist radiation. I was a little shocked at the time. Can cow dung make this magic chip? As a small editor who pays attention to science and technology all the year round, I collected relevant information and found that this cow dung chip is simply a farce.

1. What is a piece of cow dung?

13 According to media reports, Kadiha, chairman of the National Cattle Raising Committee (RKA) under the Indian government, announced that he had recently introduced a cow dung? Chip? Moreover, it is said that cow dung can protect everyone, and the chip made of it can not only be used on mobile phones, but also protect people from getting sick.

At the same time, Katharia, the head of the organization, categorically declared that cow dung chips are not only worth promoting in India, but will also be promoted to the whole world in the future, so that everyone can use this environmentally friendly chip.

Unfortunately, I looked up all the information, and there was no introduction about the performance and attributes of cow dung chip, which really made me a little depressed.

2. Cow dung chip is actually a farce

In fact, from the video of Cadilha's speech, we can see that this chip is really too big, basically the size of an adult's palm. If it is really installed on a mobile phone, it is estimated that we will not get this mobile phone.

Moreover, this chip also has the function of anti-radiation and immune diseases, which is not the function of a mobile phone chip at all. The price is also very low, the price is only 50 to 100 rupees, which is about 9 yuan. If these functions can really be realized, and the price can be so low, Qualcomm, Intel and other chip giants will not be far from bankruptcy.

To sum up, cow dung chip cannot be realized at all. This is more like a farce directed and performed by the bos frontalis Committee, just trying to impress others.

3. Cow dung chips may want to promote cow dung environmental protection related industries.

As we all know, Indian cattle have a very high status in the local area. According to relevant statistics, there are about 900 million cows in India, and these cows produce huge amounts of feces every day. In order to deal with this headache, Indians have developed many new ways to play cow dung.

For example, cow dung can be painted on cars to help them cool down in hot weather, which is said to have a good effect; Some people use cow dung as fuel for new energy vehicles, but the idea finally failed because the energy of cow dung is too small; It has even been developed that cow dung is ground into powder and added to toothpaste, soap and facial mask, which is said to enhance its efficacy. Generally speaking, Indians can generate countless inspirations as long as they are close to cow dung.

This cow dung chip should be based on similar ideas, trying to promote cow dung-related environmental protection; However, the Indian exaggerated problem can't be changed so far, so I made a joke that cow dung can be used as a bargaining chip.

To sum up, cow dung chip is equivalent to another whimsy of three Indian brothers, which is completely impossible to realize. Let's take it as a joke.