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Teacher, what do students call you?

Below I will talk about three titles: first, teachers; Second, a * * (subject) teacher; Third, I mistakenly call you someone close to him, such as father or mother. It is a courtesy and a kind of respect for students to call you a teacher. Teachers, a professional category, are called teachers by those who work as teachers. Sometimes, students call teachers based on their own quality, which is a good habit of him. Maybe you're not like that in his heart at all. Sometimes, it is a kind of love, because you are really heavy in his heart. You have educated him, cared about him and taught him a lot of knowledge, which is the guide on his life. Students call you * * (subject) teacher, which is the need of learning. It's so called because you gave him that subject. Let me tell you two jokes. A school has few students, and a teacher is also responsible for the teaching tasks of different classes. One day, the teacher went from the third floor to the first floor. On the third floor, the students call him the science teacher. On the second floor, students call him an art teacher. On the first floor, they met a student and called him a music teacher. It happened that a student followed him all the time and witnessed all this. He asked, Teacher, what kind of teacher are you? ; Second, a teacher teaches animal science, and his teaching level is not very good. Students always call him the animal teacher when they see him. It is difficult for students to recognize him as an animal teacher. At first, he didn't feel anything, but once he heard a student laughing behind him, he thought again. When students call him an animal teacher again, he will kindly say, I will teach animals in your class next class. The students are speechless. However, when students mistakenly call teachers parents or even close people, they will rise to a kind of trust and dependence. Mom and dad are the parents of children, and they are the closest and most trusted people. If a teacher just keeps his students at a respectful distance from him, the students will always be obedient to you, Nuo Nuo, not to mention calling you wrong; If you are ignorant, students will lose respect for you. I think it is very unlikely that he will mistake you for someone close to him. Teachers are conscientious in their work, obedient in their teaching and considerate in their lives, so that students can trust and rely on you, and it is possible to live up to the name. Of course, among post-modern teachers, there are also many teachers who let students call them at will. Such as nicknames and names, are not discussed here.