Jokes about roaming the kingdom of Chinese characters

In "Wochun", lying on a plum tree smells the flowers, and the damage caused by lying on a branch is very low. Fish kiss and lie in Shi Shui, and lie in spring. The shore is green, the shore is green and the shore is dark green.

Translate into:

"I'm stupid." I have no education and my IQ is very low. If you want to know who I am, I am a big donkey. I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey.

Bear said to Neng, Dude, you are pathetic. Did you sell all four claws?

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, you stepped on a mine. Why is your leg missing?

Wood in the end, I didn't know you had a long pole?

Convex to concave, although our room is different, but the area is not bad.

Ba said to his father, you are so filial. I can watch you walk around behind your father's back at any time.

Say goodbye to each other, why, the official has a shelf and his little hand is still on his back?

Dashan said to Can: We are famous for being calm. What are you angry about?

On the other hand, he said to the toilet, what should I do if I don't believe in finding a job after graduation and don't give gifts? Did the factory leader show you the toilet?

Say to an idiot, don't think you are an intellectual without me.