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Shaanxi youyisi xi' an tablets

I'm afraid I'll forget if I leave for a long time. Feelings will fade away, just like now, I like Hangzhou.

I live in Shangluo, but I have the deepest feelings for Xi 'an. So at first-Xi 'an.

Working in the tourism industry in Shaanxi Province for two years, I will do a little travel strategy.

Is to remember.

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Shaanxi ≠ Loess Plateau. Most of the time talking about Shaanxi, in the impression of southerners, it is the Gobi Desert in the northwest. Every time someone asks me, doesn't it rain there? Is there any water to eat? Do you still live in the cave? Is it all over the sky to go out? Are you all wearing white handkerchiefs?

Okay, okay, okay, okay. But not all.

Just as we thought that Mongolian compatriots rode horses at work and school, cheongsam shirts were everywhere in the south of the Yangtze River, and only mutton kebabs were found in Xinjiang.

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Because of its geographical distribution, Shaanxi is horizontally divided into northern Shaanxi, Guanzhong and southern Shaanxi from north to south.

The lack of rain in northern Shaanxi leads to a relatively dry climate. Due to the vertical distribution of loess, some people still live in caves, but the facilities inside are very modern, warm in winter and cool in summer. Not all loess, but also lake resources such as Hongjiannao and Nanniwan, which are very beautiful.

Guanzhong is located in the central plain of Shaanxi Province, which can also be said to be the hinterland of China, that is, Tongguan (Hangu Pass) in the east, Sanguan (Great Earthquake Pass) in the west, Wuguan (Languan) in the south and Xiaoguan (Jinsuo Pass) in the north. Therefore, it has been a battleground for military strategists since ancient times, and more emperors will be willing to build their capital in Guanzhong. China is located in Sanyuan County, Xianyang City, Guanzhong.

Southern Shaanxi = Little Jiangnan. Beautiful scenery, small bridges and flowing water, pleasant climate, beautiful scenery, land of plenty.

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The provincial capital city-Xi.

On the economy-1.5 cities, at least Xi people think so.

On history-no one can compare with it. The ancient capital of the 13th Dynasty (also known as the 16th Dynasty) has a history of 3,500 years, including at least 5,000 years since the Yellow Emperor.

Culture-no one can compare with it. Culture often stretches with the evolution of history. Han culture and Tang Wenhua are the most direct witnesses.

Every step is history, and culture is everywhere.

This is the pride of Xi people since ancient times.

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Xi 'an, known as Chang 'an in ancient times-long-term stability.

It is also the capital of emperors, palaces, parks and tombs. Western Zhou, Qin, Western Han, Xin Mang, Western Jin, Zhao Qian, former Qin, later Qin, Western Wei, Northern Zhou and Sui and Tang Dynasties all established their capitals here.

It is also accompanied by temples, gardens and tombs after the death of these kings.

This also makes Xi a tourist capital.

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The most famous are the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor, which is called "eight wonders of the world", and the pit where the Terracotta Warriors and Horses are buried. National 5A-level scenic spot.

The mausoleum of Ying Zheng, the first emperor in China history, is also the first batch of world cultural heritage in China.

Qin Shihuang Mausoleum is located in Lintong District, Xi.

Visit the must-see attractions in Xi 'an.

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Secondly, the must-see attractions are: Big Wild Goose Pagoda, Little Wild Goose Pagoda, Daming Palace Site in Chang 'an in Tang Dynasty, Weiyang Palace Site in Chang 'an in Han Dynasty and Xingjiao Temple Pagoda.

I can't help it It's all on the World Heritage List.

In fact, I suggest walking on the Ming wall of Xi 'an. After all, it is the least traffic jam place in Xi 'an, and you can also see the prosperity of Chang 'an.

The forest of steles museum in Xi should also go. The stone tablets inside are all true, and four of the six generals in Zhaoling are true. If you like calligraphy, you must go.

The chubby ladies of the Tang Dynasty in Xi 'an Museum are very charming. A Tang city wall in the heyday of the Tang Dynasty is four times as big as the Ming city wall now!

Shaanxi History Museum should go even more. The pot of fine wine in the Western Han Dynasty still exudes the unique fragrance thousands of years ago. The actual proportion of terracotta warriors and horses moved from Lintong; Piles of horseshoe gold dazzle you. ...

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There are many temples in Xi 'an, most of which are hidden in the city. They are very quiet, and people who devote themselves to practicing Buddhism can go inside to see the silence even in downtown areas.

The temples in Zhong Nanshan are also very quiet.

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When you go to Lintong, don't forget to watch Song of Eternal Sorrow, which is a classic interpretation of the love story between Yang Yuhuan and Li Longji. The most special thing is that the whole background is the real Mount Li.

After all, when this endless sadness continues.

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If you are lucky enough to be near the city wall at night, you must go to see the welcoming ceremony at the south gate of Xi 'an City Wall-Dream of Chang 'an, and truly feel the etiquette of the Tang Dynasty.

On normal days, the south gate is also brightly lit, and I can feel the grand occasion of the prosperous Tang Dynasty and the arrival of the Millennium.

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Big Wild Goose Pagoda-The scriptures that Tang Xuanzang brought back from Tianzhu were hidden in the Big Wild Goose Pagoda.

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The Furong Garden in Datang is reconstructed after the style of the royal gardens in Tang Dynasty. It is the first large-scale royal garden-style cultural theme park in China that fully displays the style of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Really super big. You can't finish it in one day.

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Bell Tower-the central coordinate point of ——Xi 'an whole city. You can go upstairs and see the traffic in Xi 'an.

Corresponding to it is the Drum Tower.

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There is an alley behind the Drum Tower-Fang Hui. Commonly known as Huimin street.

Xi's iconic snack street. Must go.

Feel the crowded food world.

I evaluate Huimin street like this: I want to go to Huimin street for a long time, but I don't want to go for a long time after going once.

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If you really want to eat authentic Shaanxi food, go to Yongxingfang at the east gate of xi City Wall.

There are basically snacks in northern Shaanxi, Guanzhong and Shaanxi.

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The most famous snacks in Shaanxi-cold rice noodles, Chinese hamburger and frozen ice.

Freezing is an orange juice soda of Shaanxi independent brand. Most people who drink ice now are drinking complex.

Secondly, the most famous one is beef and mutton paomo.

The old rice house and the old sun house in Huimin Street are century-old signs, which are delicious.

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Tongshengxiang-108 Dumpling Banquet. It is said that Cixi ate jiaozi in this shop.

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There are 100 kinds of noodle making methods in Shaanxi.

Biangbiang Noodles, Tianzhuang Mutton Noodles, Lamian Noodles, Oil Spilled Noodles, Tomato and Egg Noodles, Sour Soup Noodles, Daoxiao Noodles, Xifu Dry Mixed Noodles, Hancheng Daoxiao Noodles, Emerald Noodles, Fishing Noodles, Vegetable Noodles, Ganxian Soup Noodles, Longxu Noodles, Hui Noodles, Fried Noodles, Qihua Noodles, Laba Noodles, Yaozhou Bump Noodles, Donkey's trotters, Sliced Noodles, and \ " Chengcheng hand-torn noodles, Ankang miscellaneous grains paste noodles, broach noodles, Fufengkou water surface, Dali furnace tooth noodles, minced meat pickled noodles, minced meat pickled noodles, Liquan brand noodles, stick noodles, fragrant noodles, braised arugula, buckwheat noodles and Shangzhou Ciba. ...

Feel for yourself.

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Meatball hot soup is my favorite. Xing Laosan and Huimin Street are delicious.

There are many peppers.

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Pepper is a dish of Xi.

All peppers are not as delicious as Xi 'an's oil peppers.

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There is heating, heating, heating in winter in Xi.

It is warm to step on the floor barefoot in winter, and eating popsicles in the room is also a trend.

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In Xi 'an, you will never get lost.

Xi' an-a city with four directions, the roads are all nine squares due south and north.

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Xi dialect is the easiest to understand. Outsiders can basically understand.

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Some witticisms:

Fool, fool, fool

Zhida-Fog here -Ah Da there-where?

Wild-before yesterday-after the day before yesterday-the day after tomorrow-tomorrow.

The fourth year-last year

Eat vegetables, hit people

Four fires.-Try it,

Difficult-difficult, not easy to do.

Chat, chat

Strike up a conversation-put on airs, punch your face and be fat-no, don't.

Coquetry-excessive enthusiasm, flattery and suspicion

Confused-uncomfortable, uncomfortable, upset thoughts.

List-general, good, good.

Krima friction-as soon as possible, come on.

Porcelain horse two stare blankly-not smart, slow

Gadamasi.-It's a mess.

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The most commonly used dialect:

Oh, my God.-Oh, my God!

You're a coward.-You're so stupid.

Soo, what do you say? -What? what did you say ? /Excuse me?

What a mess-it's really annoying

PIA qi- shabby

Haxun-Bad guy

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Xi 'an Incident-In order to persuade Chiang Kai-shek to change the established national policy of "getting rich abroad", stop the civil war and unite against Japan, Zhang Xueliang and Yang Hucheng launched a "military remonstration" in Xi 'an.

Therefore, every year from 65438+February to 65438+February, Xi 'an will sound an air defense alarm.

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When you arrive in Lintong, you should go to Huaqing Pool to soak in the hot springs, and feel the treatment of Yang Guifei-warm and smooth her creamy skin. Because of her fatigue, a maid is helping her up.

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Xi 'an's Qin opera is very famous. But I don't think you understand.

Older people prefer to scream at the sky.

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The Datang West Market in Xi 'an is the starting point of the Silk Road.

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