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The only person I can't stand and hate is the legendary coward, and I hold a deep contempt and disgust attitude towards them. Therefore, I made a profound self-analysis of my hobbies. Why do I have such strong feelings for this role? I am a person who likes to get to the bottom of the matter and has a strong obsessive-compulsive disorder, so I summarized it. Cowards have ten qualities that I despise:
First: Cowards often consciously minimize their life goals without any reason or external pressure. For example, they always feel that they should not be on an equal footing with people who have lived well in the world, and that it is a life that others deserve and a right that others deserve. When it comes to your own requirements, you are three points short in an instant. They like to say, "We should be conscientious, down-to-earth and proceed from reality. We have our own characteristics, why do we always envy others? "
They not only give up many basic rights and interests for themselves, but also prefer to use this extremely low standard to influence people around them, relatives, friends, colleagues and people of the same race, which makes them afraid to ask for anything in this world.
Second: Cowards always feel that their feelings and thoughts should not be expressed. They don't know whether they were kissed by pigs or kicked by donkeys when they were children. They were quite naive and lively when they were young, but suddenly they became timid when they grew up. It seems that everyone needs some kind of approval to speak. If their feelings are different from others, they will be particularly scared and always feel that they are wrong. Otherwise, how can they feel different from others? -even, he is not sure who this "other" is. After all, everyone on the earth has billions of others, and cowards always give priority to those who think differently from him as "others".
Therefore, I dare not admit my feelings, let alone let him express them. Not only that, he is not used to others and others expressing their feelings "unscrupulously", such as hearing others say "this is not fair!" Or "This is fucking unreasonable!" Or: "That grandson's ability is praised to the sky", the coward immediately became nervous all over, raised his index finger and whispered: "Shh, keep your voice down, no one can hear you."
Third: Cowards generally like to say the word "awe", and it is easy to use. What if he doesn't know what others already know? He must be embarrassed to admit the gap in understanding between himself and the other party, but he really doesn't understand. The safest, most effective and best way to maintain a trace of dignity is to say, "We should have awe of something."
Or a certain tradition or inherent concept he dare not change, but others boldly challenge or overthrow it. A coward feels a little uncomfortable in his heart, but it is hard to admit the courage and wisdom of others, but he really doesn't have the courage to challenge those "sacred" ideas that have oppressed him for a long time. At this time, he will give priority to using the word "awe" to perfunctory the past.
This word is really useful. Although it is a very empty and vague word, no one can tell what awe means, but once it is said, it is really difficult for others to refute it directly.
Fourth, cowards like to worship the ancients, especially ancient sages and celebrities, and like to use ancient sages and celebrities to suppress the "firepower" of people he doesn't like today. In fact, he doesn't necessarily know or confirm his true deeds and connotations about these ancient people. He just thinks it works. In short, he will call me something that has been brilliant for thousands of years in China.
On the surface, this is a sign that cowards love China people and China culture. In essence, I don't trust the depth of China people's creativity and innovation ability, and I don't want to believe or dare to believe that China people can make continuous progress. -and continuous progress means that people today must surpass the ancients.
Therefore, this morbid worship of the ancients and traditional classics is an embarrassment caused by an extreme distrust of the people's ideological progress ability.
Fifth, cowards can't accept other people's "whimsy". They are used to having to go through certain procedures to "approve" or "report" when conceiving anything, or "everyone" agrees at some ceremony. Otherwise, they will regard all other people's private thoughts as extremely excessive and should not have them.
Therefore, the most common words hanging on this embarrassing mouth are: "You think too much!" "Wash and sleep." "What's the use of thinking about it all day?" "These things are not what we ordinary people should worry about." "Who do you think you are?"
Sixth, cowards dare not face the game on the basis of fair, just and open rules, even if the game is just an interesting game for human beings, because cowards can't accept losing in any game or competition.
Therefore, cowards are always the least accustomed to obeying the rules of the game, because they are not confident enough to win fairly, so they always want to overtake in corners through petty theft or opportunistic fraud.
Cowards are used to seeking a sense of security in the victory against the rules of the game, and this distorted sense of security is easy to form dependence after being satisfied many times. Therefore, when people accuse him of cheating and lack of fair game spirit, he will go crazy, feel that his personality has been attacked, feel that he is jealous, and then launch a manic counterattack on this basis, which is actually the start of a self-protection mechanism for a "coward" in his bones.
Seventh: cowards feel inferior inside. Although they always feel strong and awesome, their tendency to choose friends exposes their inner cowardice.
For example, if they are strong inside, they will definitely prefer to make friends and communicate with the best, the best and the most developed people in the world, because this is the instinctive choice of a strong and enterprising person-to associate with the best people.
However, getting along with people who are not excellent, mediocre, backward and barren, and calling them brothers, is a priority. Why? Because this can get the recognition, praise and flattery of others as soon as possible, and because cowards have no confidence to grow into excellent people who are respected and admired by others from the heart, they must choose the simplest way to get cheap "respect".
In fact, it is often not cheap. Cowards often spend a lot of money to maintain this superficial sense of respect, but even if they kill him, they will not admit it, and they will pretend to be relaxed and generous, like a person who has no money to spend-but his family background is actually well known all over the world, and everyone is too lazy to poke him publicly.
Eighth: The last thing a coward wants is free communication and friendly cooperation with others, because he feels inferior and autistic. If others can become good friends, he will fall into a kind of isolation and loneliness, which is hard for him to accept.
Perhaps readers will ask, cowards are human beings, and they can also make friends to avoid loneliness. However, you forget that it is difficult for a coward to publicly expose his inner cowardice to others because of all kinds of cowardice, because he is used to keeping an image of always being correct and always stable in front of everyone-cowards are fragile, so it is difficult to bear the fact that they will make mistakes.
Therefore, what cowards love to do is to prevent sincere communication between others by various means. When he can't stop it, he will use various means to guess whether others are talking about him, discussing him and laughing at him. When a coward can't guess his IQ, he simply uses eavesdropping-just like listening to a room in the country, eavesdropping is addictive.
Ninth: Cowards like to show off their qualifications, qualifications and "how they used to be" to cover up their incompetence in the current reality-because they really can't get any commendable achievements or facts from others to win respect, so they have to draw everyone's attention to his qualifications and qualifications in an indirect way.
For example, this coward is definitely not real, nor can he have the ability to solve the current problems for everyone, let alone really make any outstanding contributions for everyone, so he spends all his time and energy on packaging and publicizing his past experiences, such as what education he received, how to read a lot of books, learn from the past, learn from China and the West, and so on. In short, it is useless and unverifiable, and it is to avoid it anyway.
Tenth, cowards are most afraid of "comparing". As the saying goes, "there is no harm without comparison", and there is an old saying that "shop around" and "if you don't know the goods, you are afraid to shop around". Therefore, cowards will refuse to participate in all "comparison" activities that can produce comparison and comparison effects, and will also refuse all kinds of activities that are easy to cause "comparison" associations, such as fans.
Cowards like all kinds of designated things best, because in this way, through the care of acquaintances and old relationships, they can successfully avoid all kinds of comparisons and contrasts that may hurt their hearts.
Bless everyone in the world to cherish life and stay away from cowards.
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