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1. My sister and brother-in-law met on a blind date. When my brother-in-law was in the army, he said to my sister on a blind date, "I am ugly and don't have much money." As you know in the army, my education is not high. I am rough. Are you sure you want to talk to me about something? " My sister thought for half an hour and said, "Ugliness doesn't matter. You can make money without money. I understand this situation in the army. This is the last one ... After we talk about things, you ... stop being a man. " * * @ Five elements belong to two * * *

2. One day, I spoiled him and said, "Take me to the washing machine!" He looked at me and said weakly, "Let me get you a washing machine. Lighter. " * * * * @ White Belly Beauty * * *

I am a geography teacher in high school. Yesterday, I talked about the Volga River in Russia. I said, there is a very famous painting. Do you know what it is? Student: Tracker on the Volga River. Student: Teacher, do you know another very famous song? Me: ... Student: The love of the tracker on the Volga River.

A man is outside the delivery room, anxiously waiting for his wife who is about to give birth. After a long time, a female nurse came out with a stroller with three babies in it. The man ran over to look at the three babies carefully and said solemnly to the nurse, "I want the one in the middle."

A buddy just bought a second-hand BMW and shows it off all day. Once, I took my brothers out to play, chose a medium-sized hotel, stopped at the door, saw a beautiful woman, and deliberately closed the door very hard. The beauty turned around and looked a little surprised. The buddy thought that * * * was going to strike up a conversation, but the beauty turned to a Porsche and shouted: Look, husband, your BMW changed hands. ...

6. Seeing a couple quarreling, the girl lost her temper and left. She rushed out of the distance, slowed down a few steps and looked back. The man was in no hurry, picked up his bag and walked slowly behind. Passing a pancake stall, the man stopped and shouted at the woman: * * *, how many eggs do you want? Not far, answer: two. . .

7. Xiaoming crossed the river and accidentally dropped his cabin into the river. He is in a hurry. He came out and took out a galaxy S and an iphone. Did he drop it? Xiao Ming honestly refused. Finally, I gave him all three mobile phones. Xiao Li was so envious that he threw his Nokia into the river the next day. Soon, the body of the river god appeared. * * * * @ tentacle corn * * *

8. Headline news: China navigator successfully returned home by planting a red flag in the sea area of * * *-a netizen's brilliant idea: You threw * * under the bed of the goddess, do you think you slept with her?

9. My husband is very honest and refuses to admit that I am the goddess in his heart. In exchange for my sincerity, I decided to be honest with him-he does all the housework and laziness is my truest side.

10. On the seat next to her, the woman was splashed with hot oil, blaming the man for not caring about her when eating. The man said, didn't I wipe it for you with a tissue? The woman continues to attack: I want the first reaction! ! Next, the man tried his best to apologize and comfort, but the woman still didn't understand. I thought to myself: Shanghai men are so nice. Finally, the woman growled aggrieved: Would you do this to your wife? * * * @ Telephone poles in Shen Bin * * *

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1. A crossword puzzle was played at the company's annual meeting. One of the questions was to fill in the blanks with idioms: five * * * * * four * * * *. Everyone wrote down the answers and put them in the carton. The manager read the newspaper while smoking. Most people fill in all corners of the country, but those who fill in the Five Classics and Four Books are barely right. Then the manager pulled out another piece of paper and suddenly became furious: Who is so good at math? Fill in 5840!

2. Girls' dormitory, A: "I like to be overbearing. He suddenly saw my gentle eyes ... "B:" I feel the same way! ! After the dog at home barks at passers-by, look back at the owner. "

I met a beautiful girl in my class when I was eating in the canteen at noon today. I asked her where to play on May Day. She said she would go climbing with her boyfriend, so I told her to be safe. Sister came over and said: nothing, I prepared two boxes. The food in my mouth almost came out. . .

As soon as my daughter-in-law quarreled with me, she cried and ran out shopping to vent her dissatisfaction. Today, my daughter-in-law cried and said to me, "I can't go on." I asked my daughter-in-law what happened, and she said, "You haven't quarreled with me for a week."

My father is a good man at home, and the housework has always been much bigger than my mother's. Just now, I said, Dad, his mother went to work the day after the British little prince was born. It seems that people in China all like confinement. Has her mother been sitting for half a year? Then, my father risked his life and said, "She is sitting here now." ...

6. Bear goes to the restaurant to find food, and then moves the trash can …

7. My husband's single name is "Chao". One day, I asked my mother-in-law if she wanted him to be like Superman. Mother-in-law: "No, it's because he's super-living!" " "

8. In high school, the math teacher giant Niu B brought a deck of cards into the classroom for the first time in class and sent them to everyone to remember their cards. From then on, he took the deck of cards in class every day, shuffling cards on the podium while attending class! Flip two cards lightly from time to time: "diamond flower J comes up to do the problem."

9. I went to buy fish yesterday, and when I was holding the fish tank, I found my shoelaces open, so I asked my boyfriend to tie them for me. The proprietress watched my boyfriend skillfully squat down to tie my shoelaces, and said with emotion, "I thought my husband tied my shoelaces once, and I was so moved that I promised him." As a result, I just dropped my pants when I walked. "

10. One day, the young couple came to open the card. When they set the password, one person pressed three numbers, and none of them were seen by the other party. They asked why. In this case, they have to press three passwords to withdraw money. Without it, no one can take it. What love!

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1. It's too thin. Whether the supermarket is delicious or not, it will be under the pleading eyes of the salesgirl. . . Have another piece.

2. Just out of the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! ! ! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today! ! !

3. "I find that anything with the word' big' is domineering, such as my big China, my big Tieling, my big Virgo, my big city manager, my first wife … anything with the word' small' is also very emotional, such as my little life, my little wine, my little mood, my little wife …" "Really? What about the younger brother? "

In the busy downtown, a deaf-mute came to beg with me in sign language. I gave him two dollars, but he still gestured to me. I have no choice but to gesture with her. Later, he left with tears in his eyes. The person next to me asked me, "Friend, what did you say to him just now?" I said, "I sang him a Little Tiger song without saying anything."

Just now I explored that all conversations are omnipotent answers. Why are you so fat? You won't marry me? Why are you so lazy? You won't marry me? What's the matter with you? You won't marry me? Why are you late? You won't marry me.

6. Stupidity and stupidity are two different things. Stupidity usually destroys itself, but it is harmless. Stupidity usually brings trouble to everyone. You are stupid and sometimes angry. You must be blamed for being stupid. But * * * and * * * are just the opposite. The former is stupid and silent, while the latter is complacent. Confucius said: Nothing is eloquent. This is the subtlety of Chinese.

7. "If you secretly love someone, you just feel that the other person has wifi." "-it's a pity that the password is only open to another person."

Yesterday, I met a man who fainted in the street because of heatstroke. I quickly stepped forward to pinch others and found that I couldn't wake up. I took his cell phone and wallet. * * * * Professor Yin * * *

9. "Have you heard such a legend? If the pull ring of the can is broken but the drink can't be opened, it means that this pull ring is chosen by heaven, and when it is worn as a ring, it can bring good luck. " "So, boss, you won't change another bottle for me, will you?" "Yes" * * @ Yimosquito Ding * * *

The man of god explained the difference between English and Japanese: when you are kissed by a man, he may stop if you say stop, but if you say butterfly, it may be more than just kissing. . .