Read English jokes aloud.

English jokes are the fastest growing type of oral literature in modern society. Almost everyone has heard of it and can tell it. I carefully collected short articles about English jokes for everyone to enjoy and learn!

A group of kindergarten children are now in grade one. Their teacher wants them to be more mature, because they are no longer children. Kindergarten, uh. She told them to use adult words, not baby words. Then she asked them to tell her what they did in the summer. The first child said that he had gone to see his grandmother. The teacher said, "No, no, you went to see your grandmother. Use the word adult. " The next little one said that she had traveled by train. The teacher added, "No, no, you traveled by train. This is what adults say. "

Then the teacher asked the third little boy what he did in the summer vacation. He proudly said that he had read a book. The teacher asked him what books he had read. He stood up and replied in a very mature way, "Damn Winnie!"

My father's three best boys are bragging about their father. The first one said, "My father runs so fast that he can shoot an arrow, start running and get there before the arrow!" "

The second said, "That's nothing! My father can shoot, start running and get there before the bullet! "

The third boy just smiled. "That's nothing. My father is a civil servant. He gets off work at 5 o'clock and gets home before 4 o'clock! "

Pizza coupon My sister sent her ten-year-old son to buy pizza and handed him money and a two-dollar coupon.

Then he went home with pizza and coupons. When asked to explain, he replied, "Mom, I've had enough."

Money. I don't need coupons. "

X-ray A young girl was imprisoned. She needed an X-ray. She walked in and seemed particularly nervous.

When she came out of the X-ray room, she told her mother, "They took a picture of my bones."

"Yes, dear," mother replied. "Is everything all right?"

"Of course," said the girl. "That's great. I didn't even take off my skin! "

About English jokes: I didn't listen to my mother asking my little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you looking at, dead?"

"I don't know." The little girl replied.

"You don't know? But you are reading aloud, so you must know. "

"Mom, I'm reading aloud, but I'm not listening." The child explained.