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How do portrait photographers tease girls?

When I used to be a photography assistant (actually a handyman) in the studio, I saw how photographers molested girls. I can tell jokes, tease each other, praise beautiful women, let them relax slowly, put down their posture and make various postures under the guidance of photographers.

To tell the truth, portrait photographers, especially those in wedding photo studios, meet so many beautiful women every day and meet different beautiful women who want to take pictures. In recent years, they have seen thousands of beautiful women. Those who can't tease beautiful women and usually take pictures seriously often have poor photo effects and have long been eliminated.

Teasing girls is not only "teasing" girls, but more importantly, it can make girls and photographers reach a friendly state and let them cooperate better when shooting.

The most common thing is to chat with beautiful women, chatting and chatting, and naturally some materials will be exploded.

The photographer will chat with his sister. What kind of photos do you like to take and what kind of effect do you want to achieve? My photo is so beautiful, what if your friends don't know each other? ...

There are also some photographers who deliberately pretend to be "Niang" and say "you damn fool" and "hate" without saying anything.

Do you think it's disgusting to hear a man so angry?

However, in the process of photography, especially those girls who are conservative and finally decide to take their "most beautiful moments", although they really want to take pictures, their bodies will still be stiff and unable to let go.

If the photographer is a sissy, my sister thinks it is "same sex" instead, so there is no need to be so restrained.

In fact, the photographer is an eight-foot man with a completely normal sexual orientation. ...

I was not used to it at first, but I didn't feel anything after a long time.

I just think it's funny to tease my sister like this. I don't know what kind of expression my sister will have when she puts on a enchanting pose and asks her to be a photographer with him. Is she a serious straight man?

Do you think when a man is sexy, there is really nothing wrong with a woman?

Of course, girls also have different personalities. Some jokes can be told, and some jokes can't be told indiscriminately. So being a photographer and teasing girls also depends on people.

However, they have seen so many beautiful women that they naturally have routines and means to look at people. "Picking up girls" is a set of routines. ...

Photographers are good at discovering the beauty of girls, whether they are in good figure or good temperament, how to highlight their figure and how to show their temperament, which they have long been familiar with.

365 days a year, basically taking pictures, few brushes have long been eliminated. ...

My camera has the second most beautiful beauty in the world, and the first beauty is the person in front of me. ...

What's the matter, am I in the wrong place, beauty? You are in great shape ...

Of course, women prefer praise to criticism. ...

Yes, the beauty is in a good mood and cooperates well, so the photographer can make a satisfactory film. ...

Of course, we are a regular studio, and there is no such thing as a photographer's "hidden rules" sister ... but the sister should be more careful when taking pictures. ...