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1. Ancient Chinese Prose "Laughing Forest" by the White Master

⊙Golden Eyes

Dang Jin ordered the painter *** to write in great anger, and reprimanded the painter: "I saw you painting big insects the day before yesterday, and you still used gold foil to cover the eyes, but I'm partial to you.

Can't you use a pair of golden eyes?" 》

⊙无字

The monk Tianling in Baoshan Temple (in Taihu Lake, Suzhou) is erudite and proficient in literature. One scholar ridiculed him and asked, "How do you write the character "bald" for "bald donkey"? The monk responded, "Just make a slight twist of the character "show" for a scholar."

< p> ——(Ming Dynasty) "Ya Jie" written by the owner of Fubaizhai

⊙Han Xin took the exam

Song Renxuke, Qin Hui's son Xi, nephews Changshi and Changling, were listed on the list No. . People at that time were angry and asked who would be honored this year. One scholar replied: "It's Han Xin." Others argued that he was wrong. The scholar laughed and said: "If Han Xin was not the chief examiner, how could we choose San Qin?"

——(Ming Dynasty) "Ya Jie" written by the owner of Fubaizhai

⊙Metaphor for childbirth

A scholar had repeated misfortunes, and his wife had always suffered from difficult childbirths. She said to her husband: "This section is as difficult as childbirth." The scholar said:

" You are in my belly, but I am not in my belly."

——(Ming Dynasty) "Laughing Forest" compiled by Master Fubai

⊙Famous Reading

< p> Che Yin was studying in Nang Ying, and Sun Kang was studying in Yingxue. One day, Kang went to pay homage to Yin, but he didn't meet him. When he asked where he was going, the doorman said, "I went out to catch fireflies." After that, Yin paid homage to Kang. When he saw Kang Xian standing in the court, he asked, "Why not?" "Reading?" Kang said: "I

It doesn't look like it's snowing today."

——(Ming Dynasty) "Laughing Forest" compiled by Master Fubai. >

⊙Tofu

One person stayed with the guests to eat, and only had tofu. He said to himself: "Tofu is my life, I don't think it tastes as good as others." Visiting Hakka in the future

Guest Notes Its good eating habits are fish and tofu. The man only ate fish and meat, and the guest asked: "You said,

Tofu is life,' why don't you eat it today?" The answer was: "When you see fish and meat, you don't even want your life."

Tofu is life. p>

——(Ming Dynasty) "Laughing Forest" compiled by Master Fubai

⊙ Selling cakes

There was a man selling cakes, his voice was very hoarse, and when people asked him why, he said : "I'm hungry." Then he asked, "Since you're hungry, why don't you eat some cake?"

He said, "It's sour." (Both said in a low voice)

——(Ming Dynasty) "Laughing Forest" compiled by Master Fubai 2. Looking for a classical Chinese translation from "Laughing Forest"

Che Yin used a gauze bag with fireflies as a lamp to illuminate the book, and Sun Kang used the reflection of snow to illuminate the book. read. One day, Sun Kang went to visit Che Yin. Che Yin was not at home, so he asked the person who opened the door where Che Yin had been. He was told that he had gone out to catch fireflies during the day. Later, one day Che Yin visited Sun Kang's house and saw Sun Kang standing in the courtyard doing nothing, so Che Yin asked him why he didn't go to study. Sun Kang replied: "I don't think the weather today looks like it will snow."

Attached are allusions related to this joke:

The idiom "Nang Ying Ying Xue" refers to Che Yin, a poor family in the Jin Dynasty who had no money to buy lamp oil, but wanted to When reading at night, one would grab a handful of fireflies as lamps to read in the summer evenings; Yingxue was a method used by Sun Kang of the Jin Dynasty to use the light reflected by the snow to read at night in the winter.

During the Jin Dynasty, Che Yin was eager to learn since he was a child. However, due to his poor family, his father could not provide him with a good learning environment. In order to maintain food and clothing, there was no extra money to buy lamp oil for him to study at night. For this reason, he could only use this time during the day to recite poetry.

One night in the summer, he was memorizing an article in the yard when he suddenly saw many fireflies flying in the low sky. The twinkling lights looked a bit dazzling in the darkness. He thought, if many fireflies were gathered together, wouldn't they become a lamp? So, he went to find a white silk bag, then grabbed dozens of fireflies and put them in it, tied the mouth of the bag, and It hangs up. Although it's not very bright, it can barely be used for reading. From then on, whenever there were fireflies, he would grab one and use it as a lamp. Because of his diligent study and practice, he finally became a high-ranking official.

The same was true for Sun Kang of the same dynasty. Since I had no money to buy lamp oil, I couldn't read at night and had to go to bed early. He felt it was a pity to let time run away in vain.

One night in the middle of the night, he woke up from his sleep. When he turned his head to the window, he found a ray of light coming through the crack of the window. It turns out that it is reflected by the heavy snow, and you can use it to read a book. So he suddenly lost his tiredness, immediately got dressed, took out his books, and went outside. The light of snow reflected on the vast land was much brighter than inside the house. Regardless of the cold, Sun Kang immediately started reading. His hands and feet were frozen, so he got up and ran, rubbing his fingers at the same time. From then on, whenever there was snow at night, he never let go of this good opportunity and studied tirelessly. This spirit of hard study promoted his knowledge to advance by leaps and bounds, and he became a well-educated man. Later, he became a high official. 3. Classical Chinese reading (20 points) There is a saying in "The Laughing Forest": There was a man in the Han Dynasty who was old and childless, and his family was rich and sexual.

Question 1: (6 points) (1) So, (2) Wait until (3) imitate, imitate

(4) soon (5) prepare (6) apologize

Question 1: (6 points) (1) Someone is following He begged him, and he had no choice but to go home and take out ten copper coins

(2) A guest came to visit, and the host only prepared vegetables for the guest. The guest was very unhappy.

Small question 1: (4 points) A sharp contrast, the family is rich, but the life is frugal and stingy; vivid and vivid description of details, focusing on the detail of the old man giving money to the beggar, ten copper coins, It was insignificant to the stingy old man, but he refused to give alms to beggars. "As he walked out of the hall, his stinginess was reduced." When he walked to the beggar, there were only five copper coins left in his hand, which fully demonstrated his stinginess; the description of his expression, Even these five copper coins made him feel terribly distressed, as if his heart had been cut, and he didn't dare to open his eyes and take a look; the verbal description further revealed the old man's inner activities. He was not only stingy, And hypocritical. (Earn one point for every answer)

Question 1: They are all stingy people. (2 points) Iron Rooster (2 points)

Translation:

1. There was a man in the Han Dynasty who was old and had no children. His family was wealthy, he was frugal and stingy by nature, his clothes were shabby, and his food was rough. . He gets up very early every day and starts working, and doesn't rest until night. He runs the cooking industry and is not satisfied with accumulating money, but he is reluctant to use it. Someone followed him and begged him, so he had no choice but to go home and take out ten copper coins. He came out of the hall and reduced the amount of money as he walked. When he walked outside, he only had half of the money left in his hand. Give the money to the beggar with your eyes closed. After a while, he once again told the beggar: "I have used all the property in my family to help you. You must not tell others casually, lest others come to me for money again like you did!" The old man passed away not long after. He died, his fields and houses were confiscated by the officials, and his goods and money were added to the treasury.

2. A guest came to visit, and the host only prepared vegetables for the guest. The guest was very unhappy. The host apologized and said: "Because my family has no money and the market is far away, I don't have meat to entertain you." The guest replied: "Then please kill and eat the mule I rode here." The host said: "Then how are you going back?" The guest pointed to the chicken in front of the steps and said: "I'll borrow your chicken to ride home." 4. Classical Chinese music "Laughing Forest"

There is a saying in "Laughing Forest": There was a man in the Han Dynasty who was old. Childless, wealthy and frugal in nature.

He wears bad clothes and eats vegetables; he rises in the morning and rests in the night; he manages property and accumulates it without getting tired of it, but he dares not use it for himself. Some people who come here to beg for money have no choice but to go in and get money.

Coming out of the hall, he is getting smaller and smaller with each step, and he is only halfway there, closing his eyes to accept beggars. Xunfu told him: "I have spent all my life to support you, be careful not to tell him what to do, for he will do the same thing!" The old man died, his land and house had no official, and his goods and wealth were filled with internal funds (tǎng).

"Yixiao" records: When a guest arrives, the host brings vegetarian food, but the guest is unhappy. The master thanked him and said: "My family is poor and the city is far away, so I can't get meat ears."

The guest said: "Please kill the mule I am riding on and eat it." The master said: "Why did you return?" The guest said The chicken in front of the steps said: "I borrowed your chicken and rode it back."

Stingy people have existed in the world since ancient times, but Yan Jiansheng in "The Scholars" is particularly famous. It's generous to say it makes people laugh.