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What do foreigners you know like most about China?
Foreigners? Do I know foreigners? I am a loser, how can I meet foreigners? This...
Oh, that's not right! I do know a foreigner! That’s my girlfriend’s foreign teacher! Since we live close together, we often eat and drink together, but we hardly chat! Because my English is terrible, and his Chinese... Haha
If I want to say what he likes most about our socialist system, then I have to explain it carefully. , after all, this is our pride!
One: Takeaway!
Because this foreign teacher’s Chinese is very rubbish, let alone Chinese characters! When the pole falls over, I don’t even know it’s a “one”!
Of course, since he doesn’t know the way or ask for directions after going out, he never cooks at home. He eats two meals at school every morning and noon, and he is in trouble at night. Got it! He doesn’t even know how to cook instant noodles...
Since it’s not easy for him to be alone, I introduced Baidu Takeaway, a new and exciting thing. Give it to him. After all, I came from the United States, and my ability to accept and learn new things is very fast! After only a few days of playing, I was able to place an order based on pictures without knowing any Chinese characters. Since the takeaway boy can deliver the food on time every time, the foreign teacher exclaims that this is a Chinese miracle!
As a Chinese, I was naturally surprised when I heard this! Is it a miracle if food is delivered on time? It seems that you, the United States, are not far advanced either! This time you have realized the superiority of our socialist system!
Thumbs up to all the takeaway guys!
Two: Chinese New Year!
When do we Chinese celebrate the New Year? The 30th day of the twelfth lunar month is New Year's Eve, and the first day of the first lunar month is the first day of the Lunar New Year! This is the most important day in the hearts of all Chinese people!
But for Americans, the Chinese New Year is at the end of December in the Gregorian calendar...
I want to complain about this foreign teacher who is not very dedicated! Every year around Christmas, he would ask for leave from school, fly back to the United States for a few days, and then fly back to make up lessons for these students...
But, it was his turn. When we went on winter vacation, he didn’t come home! Why, he wants to celebrate the New Year with us here! (Actually, he just came home, and it would be too boring to go back at this time)
Because this foreign teacher has a better personality and gets along well with many teachers and students in the school, he became the owner after the school holidays. Visiting each other, the Xi family enjoyed a meal until the Chinese New Year.
On New Year's Eve, he invited students who were not home or whose homes were in the city to his apartment, making dumplings while joking with everyone in broken Chinese.
The next day was the first day of the Lunar New Year, so he took a group of students out to watch the temple fair. When he sees those dragon and lion dancers, he will applaud; when he sees candied haws on the roadside or eating tofu, he will act coquettishly like a child and ask students to introduce it to him; when passersby want to take a photo with him, he will also Will cooperate with a smile......
Sigh, I don’t know if the population of the United States is too small or if it has been conquered by our advanced socialist system. He is as happy as a child every New Year...
Enjoy all aspects of our socialist system, which you will never experience in capitalist countries !
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