How to gracefully decline an invitation to your ex’s wedding?

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If you dare to invite me, you dare to go

How could anyone dare to send me an invitation? Who doesn’t know that I am visiting within a radius of 500 miles? The invincible opponent in the world can defeat a suicide bomber. Just being petty. It doesn’t matter if you get married today, you still dare to invite me to visit. Are you short of money or short of heart? You are unkind first, then I am unjust. You can't blame me for this. If you don't offend me, I won't offend anyone. If you offend me, I'll root it out. You shameless bastard, give me a parasol. If you don't lift it, it will be sunny. Sing a song "Where is the Spring" and go straight to the climax, "Li Li Li".

2

Everything is possible at the wedding, it is not a foregone conclusion

If you open the wound and remove the sore, the thorn will die sooner or later. If you can't get out of the black forest, you will get out. Street

3

Smile and watch others gain happiness. Coming of Age Ceremony

Even if it’s difficult to laugh, even if we part ways unhappy. This is an essential skill for us to travel in the world. Curse him to die suddenly at the wedding, and the young man's success and misfortune, all this happened after he returned home. The world does not always revolve around you. A cheapskate can only drink cold water. The generous people go to have a wedding banquet. Drink wedding wine and learn to be mature. Damn~ Does anyone use their ex’s wedding to prove their maturity?

4. It’s better to settle down and have peace of mind

5. I want to see who the other 9 exes are.

Don’t go to your ex’s wedding. The wedding ceremony is their ceremony, not mine. You can hold the wedding by yourself and invite them to it. This is my ceremony. Since he invited me, it means that he has enough information, and it can be a tie at most.

01

If your ex hurts you, go away

If you don’t want to go, you won’t go, even if you kill me. Even if eight people carry me in a sedan chair, I won’t go. Because I can't lift it.

Be blessed. How much do you need friends? I'm not a philanthropist if you want money, so why should I raise funds for you? Then don't hold a wedding before, if you are that bad. I don’t mind giving you a white bag. Declaration of sovereignty, I am not afraid of meeting you, but I am afraid that the people I love in the future will look like you. I will criticize you, a child, and invite you to a birthday party. What are you afraid of

02

Appearance ruins the outlook

A middle-aged uncle. Beer belly. The guest of honor overcame the host

03

It was embarrassing to watch the jokes at the banquet, but I really let go of the world and laughed away the grudges

I walked across the ten-mile long street to send wreaths. The human brain plays the rhythm of the dog brain. The people at the banquet were laughing and chewing melon seeds. Hey, look at that bitch coming. What a shame. I was grinding with my bare buttocks and my eyes were turning in circles. Come on, come on. Sitting there eating elbow. He is who he is. Relatives and juniors toasted. I'm going to bless him. Why do you live so pretentiously? You and your ex will not embarrass Zhou Xuanyi by letting go of your grudges. Why do you have to go to the Miluo River to worship the doctor in your heart? It can neither cultivate your own sentiments nor disturb other people's affairs. Please don't go.

04

The other person said that the more exciting it is, I have to go. Maybe one of my relatives will die from drinking. Isn't this hell? Don't go if it's embarrassing. Why?