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Watch the spy war drama Lonely War and talk about persuasion skills.
Chen Xiao, an underground party in China, plays the role of a pseudo-spy of Kang and Wang, and is pregnant with the stunt of fingerprinting. Li Shijie, the director of her Secret Service, reported to Ito, a Japanese, and Leng Jianbing, the deputy director, reported to the National People's Congress of Japan. The two groups of spies have been fighting each other. Her "cohabiting" boyfriend hid several anti-Japanese slogans in the closet and was caught by people all over the world.
The following is a conversation between Li Shijie and Ito. Let's take a look at the persuasion skills of these two old spies.
(Ito): It is said that anti-Japanese contraband was found in Kang's house, which is conclusive evidence. It's really wrong of you to protect her like this. We support the activities of your secret service to crack down on anti-Japanese elements. How should I explain to the military?
(Li Shijie): Sorry for the trouble.
I, uh, want to talk about my opinion.
First of all, whether Kang is an anti-Japanese or not happened in a strange way, and further research is needed to draw a conclusion.
Second, I don't want to defend anyone deliberately. Those people outside, because their brother moustache died in the gendarmerie, are using excuses to expand the situation, which has nothing to do with me.
Third, take 10,000 steps back. Even if Kang is anti-Japanese, we can completely solve it internally. Now they are making such a big noise that even the gendarmerie is shocked. This is a sincere joke to fool us. You are the most supportive of us. Isn't this sincere to embarrass you?
(Yi Teng): What you said is also reasonable. But this matter should not make such a big deal anyway!
(Li Shijie): Yes, I think if you want to settle this matter, you must consult with Captain Oshima yourself.
(Yi Teng): Even if I come forward in this situation, it is difficult for the gendarmerie to withdraw. Oshima is an arrogant guy. If I go to him now, I can only make him think that we are wrong.
(Li Shijie): What do you think we should do?
(Ito): It seems that only Commander Yamamoto has come forward to coordinate this matter.
The above paragraph was copied verbatim from the screen. Think about them first, and then we'll analyze them.
(Ito): It is said that anti-Japanese contraband was found in Kang's house, which is conclusive evidence. It's really wrong of you to protect her like this. We support the activities of your secret service to crack down on anti-Japanese elements. How should I explain to the military?
-Japanese agents are strict. It is said that Kang is not an anti-Japanese, but it is a fact with physical evidence. This anti-Japanese suspect was praised as a red man by Li Shijie, and he hit the Secret Service in the face, and Ito's KPI assessment will also go wrong.
(Li Shijie): Sorry for the trouble.
-in the leadership, we must first admit our mistakes, whether it is necessary or not. The word "pot" is broken down into "iron, mouth and inside". At present, in view of the "hard facts" that leaders think, it depends on how Director Li defends, so as to get rid of this pot of "protecting anti-Japanese elements".
I, uh, want to talk about my opinion.
-see if the leader allows himself to defend himself? Generally, if you admit your mistake, the leader will allow you to give a reasonable reason. Director Li's reason is very clear, and he only says three points (it is important to say three points, which cannot be less than three, nor greater than three, and must be equal to three).
First of all, whether Kang is an anti-Japanese or not happened in a strange way, and further research is needed to draw a conclusion.
-I don't recognize the conclusion that Kang is anti-Japanese, that is, I don't recognize the fact of "iron", so I won't take the blame.
Second, I don't want to defend anyone deliberately. Those people outside, because their brother moustache died in the gendarmerie, are using excuses to expand the situation, which has nothing to do with me.
I didn't even know about this Kang incident, but some temporary workers were making trouble. The trouble was not intended to protect Kang. It is strange to further explain the Kang incident. Maybe it is just a misunderstanding. If you misunderstand, deal with temporary workers.
Third, take 10,000 steps back. Even if Kang is anti-Japanese, we can completely solve it internally. Now they are making such a big noise that even the gendarmerie is shocked. This is a sincere joke to fool us. You are the most supportive of us. Isn't this sincere to embarrass you?
Even anti-Japanese elements and friends from another faction are trying to discredit me by doing so. I will only hit you in the face. If we really resist Japan at the expense of the interests of * * *, we will suffer. So whether it is true or not, Kang can only resist Japan.
(Yi Teng): What you said is also reasonable. But this matter should not make such a big deal anyway!
Bingo, persuaded, his anger has shifted to their side. When the opponent is emotional, his thinking ability will decline, so he can pursue victory.
(Li Shijie): Yes, I think if you want to settle this matter, you must consult with Captain Oshima yourself.
-This big island is on the same level as Ito, and Li Shijie needs a higher level than the four seas to calm this matter. To solve the problem, the killer is still at the official level.
(Yi Teng): Even if I come forward in this situation, it is difficult for the gendarmerie to withdraw. Oshima is an arrogant guy. If I go to him now, I can only make him think that we are wrong.
-Due to the interests of our own department, the leveling dialogue is generally unsuccessful. When we say "Oshima is an arrogant guy", the subtext is that we can't handle Oshima.
(Li Shijie): What do you think we should do?
-Old spies must know what to do. After analyzing the answers, let the leaders speak for themselves. The leadership's power to allocate manpower and resources cannot be moved.
(Ito): It seems that only Commander Yamamoto has come forward to coordinate this matter.
-any problem, standing on a higher dimension than yourself, is not a problem. The commander needs to coordinate. It was a phone call.
You see, the most common way to persuade each other is to induce or intimidate. If you don't have the same hobbies as the other party, then try to scare TA. However, if we can find people or goals of the same higher dimension to coordinate, persuasion will be much easier.
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