Humorous composition

No matter in school or in society, everyone is familiar with writing. Writing can exercise our habit of being alone, calm our minds and think about our future direction. So, how to write a composition? The following is my carefully arranged humorous composition (10) for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

Humorous composition 1 I have a humorous deskmate. His name is Wang Chuanrui.

She's not very pretty. Heavy eyebrows, nose, glib tongue. The most interesting thing is her keen spirit.

Once, I just went to physical education class and came back sweating. I saw her sitting in my seat and said gruffly, "Hey, where are you crazy?" The old man is waiting. Why don't you pay your respects? "I looked down where she pointed. Oh, Liu Jiayi is wearing a rag on her head. Wang Chuanrui handed me a red rag. I looked, hey, this is not a rag! This is obviously a red scarf! I had to follow the posture of the maid-in-waiting on TV. "Too stiff! "Liu Jiayi commented, narrowing her eyes. Before I could speak, Wang Chuanrui stood up and said," The old demon can't go too far ~ "She was so excited that she called the master an old demon. I smiled, and the "master" angrily ran down to play with Wang Chuanrui.

Another time, I was bullied by a senior, and she pulled me with the attitude that I must win the battle. I'm going with her. Suddenly, I pointed to a tall boy and said to her, "That's him!" " "Wang Chuanrui ran back as soon as he got up and whispered to me," Run! Don't let it catch you! "

This is my humorous and keen chicken-Wang Chuanrui.

Humorous composition 2 "Ha ha ha ..." There was earth-shattering laughter in the class. Needless to say, Su Yinan, a well-known comedian, tells jokes on the stage and there are other classes eavesdropping at the door.

After class, students sometimes shout around me: "Su Yinan, tell another joke." Like a star, I put my hand in my pocket and put on a winning look. A classmate was reciting an ancient poem, and was reciting "Luoyang's relatives and friends are like asking each other questions", so I stepped forward and took the next sentence, "The canoe has crossed Chung Shan Man", and specially added: I owe people money, and I run so fast. The students laughed.

I also like to give teachers nicknames. Whenever the PE teacher comes, I will shout "Mr. Hippo is coming", because every time the PE teacher opens his mouth to shout the password, he will shout like a hippo. This nickname got its name. Shh, don't tell him. He always drags his nose for a long time when he speaks, like a stuffy nose. I teased the teacher with the advertisement "999 cold medicine, which specializes in treating nasal congestion, rhinitis and other problems" ... "Everyone laughed hysterically, even the PE teacher couldn't help laughing.

Once, our class teacher, Mr. Huang, came to check the recitation of ancient poems. She said, "It flew down three times. Thousands of feet, please say the next sentence. " I blurted out, "Not as good as Wang Lun." Teacher Huang also said humorously, "Why, Wang Lun committed suicide by jumping off a cliff?" Everyone burst into laughter.

"Su Yinan tells jokes, Su Yinan tells jokes." There were shouts in the classroom again.

Humorous composition 3 I love my music teacher because he is humorous.

I remember that on the first Monday of school, a teacher came in from outside the classroom. He has bright eyes, a high nose and short black hair. Fat, born with a sense of humor. The teacher said to us, "Hello, everyone, I am your music teacher. My name is Cao, don't treat me like Cao Cao! " "We laughed. Then, the teacher said, "Let's play a clap game!" " "The students all said," Good! " The teacher announced the rules of the game: as long as the teacher closes his left hand, the large group on the left will clap their hands; The teacher closed his right hand and the group on the right clapped. If you make a mistake, you will be deducted one point.

The game started, and the teacher stopped for a while. The teacher seems to be playing with us, constantly withdrawing his left hand and suddenly withdrawing his right hand. This game is very meaningful. It not only allows us to play games, but also exercises our sense of rhythm. It is the best of both worlds! The teacher also played and sang our own songs. We all felt very good, and some students sang along. When the teacher sings in one place, she sings in Cantonese. We listened, bent down with laughter and our throats were dry.

Our music teacher is really humorous!

Humor composition 4 Do you know who Miss Deng is? Not a teacher in an extracurricular class, not a teacher in a trusteeship class, nor a teacher in other classes in the school. I think you should have thought of it. Teacher Deng is our head teacher.

Teacher Deng's eyes are as big as two black beans, his nose is like garlic, and he wears a pair of glasses. Miss Deng has a big mouth and ears like pea pods. There is a head as black as a black gem, but also very handsome, with a little white hair.

Once, we asked Mr. Deng a few questions. The first question: "Miss Deng, what glasses are you wearing?" Teacher Deng replied, "I wear reading glasses." Teacher Deng's answer made us laugh. The second question: "Teacher Deng, how old are you this year?" Teacher Deng replied affectionately: "I am eighty years old this year." Teacher Deng's answer made us laugh again. We asked Mr. Deng a lot of questions, and Mr. Deng's answer made us laugh and have a stomachache every time.

Do you like this kind of teacher Deng? Happiness is humor; Angry, like a lion; Laughter always makes you feel warm and gentle. Always busy for us. I like Miss Deng very much, very much. Teacher Deng's humor makes me happy; Teacher Deng's anger scares me; Teacher Deng's smile makes me feel warm. After listening to my story, do you also like such a teacher Deng?

Humor composition 5 Although my humor is not as good as Zhao Benshan's, it is still one of the best in our class. My humor always fills our class with countless laughter.

This afternoon, the monitor made an advertisement, which talked about some knowledge about the earthquake. I saw a conversation and thought it was funny, so I shouted, "Help me!" " "You know, I shouted out in a girlish voice, and the students were first one leng, and then I laughed. How's it going? I am handsome! I caused a great stir in our class with my expression, funny voice and funny actions.

I am very happy that my classmates regard me as their joke, but in a way, this special thing has become a very bad thing.

In our class, although the teacher tries to make the class lively, white rice is still white rice, and there are many good dishes. So many students turned their eyes to me, some gestured to me, some clapped their hands, and some threw notes at me directly, but I always had a principle: don't talk in class, don't talk in class, and I can't do either. I thought to myself, I am not omnipotent. I have to turn off my mobile phone in class, and I also reflected on myself. Although it is humorous and fun, there must be a degree and occasion. Students can't treat me as a joke in their class.

In self-abasement and introspection, I think: although humor can make everyone laugh, if it affects my study, I am still determined not to be humorous.

Humor composition 6 Our math teacher Miss Yi has neat short hair and always has a smile on her face. He is amiable and approachable, and Teacher Yi is humorous.

I remember that once teacher Yi came to class, the students were listless and stood up slowly and said, "Good teacher." Instead of being angry, Teacher Yi smiled brightly and said, "I don't think I am teaching children aged eight or nine, but a group of elderly people aged eighty or ninety. My legs and feet are so clumsy. Now let's do it again. " The students couldn't help laughing after listening, but they came to the class ceremony seriously. Teacher Yi was very satisfied after reading it and began to give a lecture.

However, after a while, some students became lazy again and began to ignore the lectures and do their own things. Teacher Yi found out. We all thought he would lose his temper, but there was a smile on his face. He said, "Dear big brothers, you should also be serious. Only a few secretaries are not enough. " After that, all the students burst into laughter. Some students couldn't stop laughing, but they also recognized the meaning of Teacher Yi's words and listened carefully.

Teacher Yi asked several more questions, but no one answered. Teacher Yi smiled brightly again and said, "Dear big brothers, let my little secretary help you solve it." Then Teacher Yi started the mode of self-questioning and self-answering, saying that it was a flexible use of questions.

Teacher Yi's humor not only makes the whole class laugh more, but also makes us understand the truth. Teacher Yi is really a good teacher in my mind.

Humor composition 7 Who makes our class colorful?

Who filled our class with laughter?

It's her-our teacher: Miss Chen!

She is humorous, 1.6 meters tall and slim. Every spring, she wears a beige trench coat with a black and white skirt, a pair of red glasses on her high nose, a small cherry mouth in the middle of her face and a flower-shaped hairpin on her shiny black hair. A gust of wind blew, and her windbreaker danced beautifully.

On weekdays, she is the "pistachio" of her classmates. On one occasion, students began to complain bitterly as soon as they started class, saying that they were too tired to attend the Olympic math class. Hearing their complaints, she immediately played a fun and funny game with her classmates-3721,and the loser had to accept the punishment of "truth or dare". After playing, the atmosphere in the classroom immediately became active.

On another occasion, the atmosphere in the classroom was particularly dull. In order to make the atmosphere happy, the teacher told a funny joke with an idiom, which is "integrity", but the villagers in the story heard that it was "just eating". All the students in the classroom burst into laughter, and the atmosphere of joy flooded in all directions like waves.

This is our teacher Chen. She is not only knowledgeable, but also our pistachio. With her, life will be happy. I am really proud of having such a teacher!

Humor composition 8 When I am at home, I always make everyone laugh.

One day at noon, my sister and mother and I had a good meal and were all ready to rest. I started acting. I picked up the new useless tray. Holding the tray in my left hand, my right hand slid on it to make a sound, and then sang: "I don't want to be sad forever, I just want to be happy forever ..." My mother and sister both laughed, and I continued to sing: "La La La La!" Mom and sister laughed more happily. I was also infected by my own singing, and I couldn't help laughing while covering my stomach.

It didn't take me long to feel bored, and I thought my bunny should be bored, too. He said humorously to his mother, "lend me your mother's mobile phone." I want to watch TV with Bonnie. " With that, I crouched down secretly, made a little progress, suddenly stood up, and ran away with my mobile phone without waiting for my mother to react. Turn on the phone to find the cartoon, put the phone in front of the rabbit with your left hand, and the rabbit will open its mouth. It is estimated that the rabbit thinks it is food and is ready to open its mouth and take a bite. Mother laughed it off.

I remember my mother gave me a bath when I was a child, and I accidentally farted. He said humorously, "Mom eats my fart, and Mom eats my fart." This amused my mother.

This is the humorous me.

Humor composition 9 The humor teacher in our class is xu teacher, who teaches us science and social studies. Although he is not a teacher who teaches "studying in regular classes", his position in our class is n times higher than that of teachers who teach "studying in regular classes". He not only has a special sense of humor when giving lectures, but also speaks very well. I think it's at least better than a math teacher who only teaches. Don't believe it? Let me tell you his humorous story.

There is a social studies class this Wednesday, which happens to be War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression. Xu teacher spoke enthusiastically and the students listened carefully. Most of this course has passed. Suddenly, xu teacher stopped and everyone followed the teacher's eyes. See Zheng Rui and Zhao Yongkang in our class. Oh, they are fighting. Zhao Yongkang suddenly stood up and said that "the wicked complained first", saying that Zheng Rui hit him first. But xu teacher seems to have no reaction, after a long time. Xu teacher seemed to think of something, and suddenly it dawned on him, "Do you know why War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression played for eight years? It is because there are too many' little traitors' like Zhao Yongkang. " Everyone laughed, even Zhao Yongkang himself laughed. Xu teacher let and Zheng Rui stand up as punishment, lazily holding the table with their hands. Xu teacher saw this and said, "You are the ancestor. Do you look like a gorilla? " Another burst of laughter made Yong Zhao Kang feel embarrassed.

Is xu teacher a humorous teacher? We like him.

Humorous composition 10 My grandfather has a pair of crescent-shaped eyebrows, deep and wise eyes, a short and square wide nose, like a lion; A humorous and talkative mouth with an upturned mouth; There is a Zhang Shanliang's face. Strong legs and arms. It looks five big and three thick, then you are all wet! He is actually a scholar! Unfortunately, his family was poor at that time, so he went to work in the fields very early. You may think that he has gone to work early and is definitely not a scholar. In fact, he wants to wait until the family has money before buying books. Grandpa often said: "Reading is regardless of age!"

But what I like is not that he likes reading and loves books like life, but that he is humorous.

One day, grandpa went to work in the field, but he tripped over a stone. Grandma felt very painful when she saw grandpa's expression, so she said lovingly, "Wife! Does your leg hurt? Do we need to go to the city to see a doctor? " Grandpa patted his leg gently and said, "No, I have a third leg." Can this still trip? "Grandma was so angry that she didn't know whether to cry or laugh. She is really in distress situation.

As a result, forced by his grandmother, he went to the city to see a doctor. I passed by the hospital and saw my grandfather. Said, "Grandpa, why did you come to town to play?" Grandpa patted his thigh again and said, "This' old car' is useless. Let's go to the hospital and cheer up. Otherwise, the tires of this "classic car" will be flat. " After listening to grandpa, I smiled.

My grandfather is such a humorous person.