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Funny joke video Xiong Haizi dances.

1: Because I'm crazy about dancing, I'm playing in my dreams at night. In the morning, my mother pulled me out of bed and suddenly shouted, "It's you! My explosion is gone! "

2. On the way to school, I saw the old people playing Tai Chi and thought: A newcomer is a newcomer who still plays 72.

3. When I got to school, I saw the MM wearing a skirt in the class and said, Don't jump 54. Don't seduce me with your underwear. And I got slapped.

In math class, the teacher asked me to tell the answer to the question ... "564 564 64 564+64" was punished by the teacher. When you do exercises during recess, it is different from what your classmates do. The teacher asked why, and I said, "The free dance steps are all the same. They must be plugins, BS plugins. "

5. Because dancing is too late at night, physical education class prepares slowly. The teacher asked, "Why is it always slower than others?" "I'm stuck."

6. In a trance, I accidentally walked into someone else's classroom and was kicked out by the teacher. "Depend, t me? Open the house and step on it ~! "

On my way home from school, I saw people gathered together. I thought to myself, "I'm in a league, and I haven't memorized the dance steps yet."

8: When I got home, I asked my mother for pocket money for the next day. My mother gave me 20 yuan money. I said, "20G? How can it be enough? The most basic hair can't be bought, at least 7000. " As a result, the 20 yuan was gone.