Jokes about construction site safety

The first one:

One day, the county magistrate and his wife passed by a construction site. A worker wearing a safety helmet shouted to the county magistrate's wife: "Hello, are you still here?" Remember me? Didn't we often date in high school?"

After returning home, the county magistrate said: "It's your luck that you married me, otherwise you would be the wife of a construction worker today. "You are the lucky one, otherwise, he would be the county magistrate today," the county magistrate's wife replied.

No. 2:

Xiao Li was eating old tofu at a street stall outside. A man sat down next to Xiao Li. His body was covered with dust and his clothes were still stained with white paint. Probably a nearby construction worker. As soon as the old tofu was served, Xiao Li smiled and said thank you to the boss~~ I don’t eat coriander, so I scooped out the coriander with a spoon and threw it into a red paper basket next to me. The construction worker started to look at him with a little dissatisfaction. Xiao Li thought maybe he thought I was picky, so he didn't pay attention and started eating. It was a bit mushy from the fire, so Xiao Li picked off the mushy piece and threw it into the wastebasket. The construction worker glared at Xiao Li again, which frightened Xiao Li to death.

Fortunately, he did not criticize Xiao Li in person. After finally finishing his food, Xiao Li took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, then threw the paper into the wastebasket again! The construction worker seemed a little anxious. Xiao Li couldn't help but said to him: Do you always watch it and think I have many shortcomings? Okay, the construction worker stood up in a hurry, then picked up the paper basket from the ground, shook the burned leather and paper towels inside to the ground, put them on his head and left!

Xiao Li discovered that he had used his helmet as a trash can!