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What do you feel most lonely about?

On July 2th, 1969, Apollo landed on the moon. Although it was suspected to be a big fat liar according to American conspiracy theories, this kind of conspiracy theory was just like someone suspected that the World Trade Center was hit by a plane and acted on its own, the whole world still believed it to be true. On July 2, 1969, Apollo 11 flew to the moon. After three days' flight, the lunar module finally landed on the surface of the moon when the fuel was only ten seconds away. Civil aviation captain Armstrong and Colonel Aldrin set foot on the moon together, and Xiao A stole the show by saying: This is a small step for me but a big step for mankind. In fact, there were three people flying to the moon, and the other was Lieutenant Colonel Michael Collins. Two companions drove the dinghy to the moon, and one of them had to stay behind to continue driving the spaceship. So after the two companions landed on the moon, Michael Collins drove the spaceship alone and started a lonely flight in the vast space for more than 2 hours. At that time, it only took two hours to circle the moon.

In p>1989, human beings discovered a special whale named Alice. The reason why she is special is that she is dumb in the eyes of other whales, or she doesn't exist at all. The communication frequency of a normal whale in the sea is 15-25 Hz. For some reason, this whale mutates to 52 Hz, which can't call its own kind at all. In 1992, Alice began to be tracked and recorded. We don't know how many years ago. This kind of gray whale originally lived in the Pacific Ocean, but because of the wrong frequency, she didn't know the existence of her companion, and her companion didn't know her existence. Alice swam thousands of kilometers in the sea and came to the Mediterranean from the Pacific Ocean to be a lonely hermit.

On June 25th, 212, an elephant turtle "George" died in Galapagos Islands, Ecuador, at the age of about 1 years old, with no children, wife or the same kind. The elephant turtle in the Galapagos Islands is the largest tortoise in the world. There are many subspecies of this species, two of which became extinct in the 19th century. The Spanish found them on the islands more than 4 years ago, so they were called elephant turtles because of their thick legs and huge bodies. "George" is the last one of its own race. When the last but one tortoise died, "George" became the only one on the earth and lived alone for 4 years. In the past 4 years, human attempts to breed it with inbreeding failed. Its image appeared on Ecuador's coins, symbolizing the crisis of biodiversity. George died at the end of June, and natural death at the age of 1 is very young for the elephant turtle, maybe it doesn't want to live alone anymore. This is also the first time that human beings have really witnessed the extinction of a species.

In January, 213, a fisherman in El Salvador went fishing with his companion, and his companion was killed in a storm. Although the fisherman was in pain and fear, he did not give up hope of survival and firmly believed that he would live to see his family. The fisherman named farina Jie from Sardo Wa, 36-year-old farina Jie lived alone on a desert island with coconut juice, turtle blood and fish and crabs for 13 months. He was finally discovered at the beginning of 214. Because he lived alone for more than a year, he didn't communicate or speak, so that he couldn't organize his language when he was discovered, and he is still slowly recovering.

here are some of the loneliest things summarized by netizens. Do you feel the same way?

1 I took a bus alone at night and watched the constantly changing lights, trees and pedestrians on the roadside.

2 when I hear a familiar lyric, I think of someone who once said he would protect you, but now he is not around.

3 watch movies and eat popcorn alone.

during the holiday, stand on the roof of a school and look at the sky and the empty road.

5 I passed a restaurant I had been to with someone I liked. The restaurant was being demolished, and so was my memory.

6 a person faces darkness and emptiness at night.

7 tried to smile at the person he liked, but he cried with a smile.

8 say to people who care about themselves, it's okay, I'm fine, don't worry.

9 Peel an apple for yourself, and remember the smile when someone peeled a mango for you.

1 watching a depressed movie, I want to cry but I can't.

11 I picked up the phone and pressed the number, but I was afraid to dial the green button.

12 In a noisy place, only you sit quietly and don't want to listen to others.

13 I called an old friend, and the old friend said, I'm busy. I'll talk later.

14 when you meet happy things, no one will share them.

15 when I eat a dish, I remember someone saying that I should learn it for you and make it for you all my life.

16 I saw a deja vu.

17 when washing clothes, think of the way he dries clothes for you.

18 In the air-conditioned room on a hot day, I remember the scene of a man who once sweated for you and just smiled for you.

19 get up the courage to send a wrong message to the person you want to contact, and wake up the next day, and there is still no news from him.

2 someone told you that you are really like a little princess, and remembered that someone once really praised you like a princess.

21 I am embarrassed to meet a boy who likes you, but you know that you can never like him.

22 smile at a friend who comes face to face, but the friend doesn't see it.

23 I think of my young friends, but now I don't keep in touch.

24 when you tell a joke, the people around you don't laugh, but I remember someone telling you that I think the way you tell a joke is funny.

25 I wanted to call my parents to be coquettish, but I swallowed back when I was talking to them, because I didn't want them to worry.

in winter, in the cold wind, wrap your coat tightly.

27 curled up in the quilt to sleep.

28 I dreamed of a person and woke up alone.

29 There are new green leaves on the trees on both sides of the highway. They are jubilant and lively, but the excitement is theirs, and you have nothing.

3 It hurts to wear high heels, and a person takes off his shoes by holding a tree on the street.

31 if something is broken, you can't fix it yourself, and no one will help you fix it.

32 The movie is over, but the person you are waiting for still hasn't come.

33 I have carefully arranged a long date, but when I get close to the other person, I answer that I have no time.

34 take a photo by yourself.

35 before going to bed, I can't receive the short message of good night.

36 I don't know who to call when I'm sad.

37 the moment when you obviously don't want to give up, but you have to throw away the things about memory in the past.

38 tell him that I have a good life, and you should have a good life.

39 when you are unable to care about others' injuries and don't want to care at all.

4 when you wake up every day, you must forget yesterday's unpleasant time.

41 I saw something beautiful when I was shopping, and I wanted to buy it for him, but I couldn't buy it for him anymore.

42 I saw lovers in lovers' clothes crossing the road hand in hand.

43 in order to forget a person's haircut, update things around him.

44 I opened my diary and found a person's name in it.

45 There are a bunch of photos that you dare not face, but you are unwilling to delete or destroy.

46 See a person who is very much like you and is experiencing the same story as you once did.

47 when you miss each other, they don't know.

tell me what makes you feel most lonely? See you in the comments section. .....