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What did the monkey brother in the medal do at the sports meeting?

Brother Hou's role on the medal list is a reporter. Is to give you the live report of the live sports meeting, and then let everyone know the live situation of the sports meeting through TV, advertisements and that network.

Autumn is coming, and the big forest will hold a sports meeting again.

Enthusiastic monkey, riding a motorcycle, said this good news and that, please attend. I don't know where he heard it, saying that the medals in this sports meeting are particularly large.

Brother monkey went to inform the bear. Bear is too fat to sign up. Monkey said, "Practice hard and you can participate!" " "

Monkey, go and inform the pig. Piggy also thinks he can't do it and refuses to go. Monkey said, "As long as you can practice, nothing is impossible!" "

Monkey, go and inform Xiao Lv. Xiao Lv was the champion of the last sports meeting. He proudly said, "Of course I will take part in the competition!"

Under a big tree, the elephant is holding a book, waiting for everyone to sign up.

Bear has come to sign up. He signed up for the race.

The little pig looks like a bear and signs up for the running race.

The fox laughed at them: "Two stupid guys want to take part in the race, too. Are you kidding! " "

The bear said to the pig, "The fox looks down on us. We must fight for breathing! " "

The fox said something and got up: "Look, who signed up?"

At first, it was Xiao Lv. He signed up for the race with the big medal he won last year on his chest. As soon as he turned over the register, he shook his head and said, "This year's competition is boring, and the opponent is too bad!" "

The fox went on to say, "Yes, this year's medal must still be your donkey champion!" " "

Xiao Lv smiled happily.

Bear signed up and practiced on the hillside every day, running up and down, from the sun to the sun, sometimes under the moon until midnight.

Piggy's heart is uncertain. He sometimes comes out to run a few laps with the bear. Sometimes I just play at home alone.

Xiao Lv is very determined. He doesn't practice and sleeps late in a cool place all day.

The sports meeting has begun. Bear, Pig and Xiao Lv come to the runway.

The elephant shouted, "One, two runs!"

Little bear and little pig ran out.

Xiao Lv hasn't run yet! He said, "Let you run first!"

Bear and pig, run forward, run. They ran a long way.

Xiao Lv started running. His legs were very long, and in a short time, he caught up with the pig and the bear.

He stood on the hillside and proudly said to the fox who followed him, "This medal must be mine!" " "

The fox said, "Of course, of course."

Just then, a football suddenly flew over. Xiao Lv looked back and saw dogs and cats playing football on the football field over there.

Xiao Lv picked up the ball, jumped over a row of bushes and kicked it. Good shot! The ball went into the goal.

At this point, there was a quarrel in the stadium, shouting, "No, no, this ball was played by Xiao Lv."

Xiao Lv was about to turn around when he suddenly found that the medal on his chest was missing.

The fox said, "It must have fallen into this bush."

Xiao Lv and the fox went into the bushes to look for them.

They looked everywhere, but they couldn't find it.

The fox saw the bear run past, and so did the pig. He cried, "donkey champion, run." I will help you find the medal. "

Xiao Lv tried to escape, but he couldn't. His long tail hair is entangled in the branches.

He is in a hurry, and the more anxious he is, the more he can't solve it. No matter how you solve it, you can't.

The fox pulled it for him, and his tail hair was broken.

Xiao Lv dragged his tail and hurried forward.

The bear runs faster and faster because he practices every day.

Piggy, look ahead. The bear has escaped. Look at the back. Xiao Lv will chase him. I was anxious, so I thought of a way. -He hugged his head and rolled down the hill.

Rolling is much faster than running. He is about to catch up with the bear.

However, suddenly, the pig hit a big stone and got hurt, which made him cry.

Seeing that the pig was hurt, the bear hurried to help him, picked him up and ran down the hill.

The bear ran away and he won the first place.

The rabbit gave him many flowers.

When Xiao Lv got there, it was too late. The elephant gave the bear a glittering medal.

Xiao Lv's chest is empty, and she is very embarrassed.

Monkey took a picture of the bear with a camera. The bear pulled Xiao Lv together.

After taking the photo, Brother Monkey took Bear and Xiao Lv to visit Piggy in Forest Hospital.