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Wedding Preparation Notes

It is recommended to cancel the wedding part

1. The bride should try not to arrange too special appearances, such as the previously very popular wedding veils and appearances falling from the sky. These appearances require certain technical or equipment support, and emergencies can easily occur! In fact, it is more impressive for the bride to enter the ceremony holding her father's or mother's hand.

2. Remind the emcee not to deliberately sensationalize the bride and make her cry on stage. It is really embarrassing! ! Tears also ruin the makeup, which is not only ugly but also inconvenient to repair. So remember to remind the host not to be too sensational, and it’s OK to speak grandly and yet warmly.

3. You don’t need to throw the bouquet. I didn’t choose to throw the bouquet when sending it directly to the wedding! Considering that throwing the bouquet in an indoor wedding can easily hit the guests and the ceiling, and there are iron wedding props in the handover area, which is unsafe and embarrassing if no one grabs it, it is better to give the bouquet directly to the bridesmaid.

4. Don’t perform hard if you don’t have talent

Because the lighting and sound rates of a wedding building are different from that of a professional stage! ! If there is no professional training, the performance effect will be greatly reduced, and if the performance is bad, the guests will laugh. Therefore, it is recommended for newcomers who are not professional singers and dancers not to add a performance component. If you really want two people to sing at the wedding, you go to the recording studio in advance to record the song, and then you can just lip-sync along.

5. I really feel that parents who are not good at speaking up speak on stage. Many parents don’t like and are not good at speaking on public occasions, so don’t force them to come on stage. This will really make things worse. Very uncomfortable. Of course, except She Niu’s parents.

6. Remind the host not to ask these questions

I have seen too many! In order to liven up the atmosphere, some emcees will ask the newcomers some embarrassing questions on stage. For example: Who has the best kissing skills? Should you serve tea to your mother's family or your husband's family first? These problems will not only make people feel embarrassed, but also easily lead to quarrels between the two families after marriage, so there are quarrels about the newlyweds and their parents. So don’t ask questions about the new couple and their parents.

7. There is no lower limit for the prankster groomsmen group

Before the wedding, you can remind the bridesmaids not to be too difficult for the groom when accepting the bride! And don’t play games that are vulgar or would embarrass the groom and groomsmen! For example: Sticking leg hair is a way to trick the groomsmen as much as you want. But the pictures taken by this kind of photographer may not be so beautiful! It is better to control the time within 30 minutes and play 3 or 4 interesting and relaxing games. It will definitely be very meaningful.

8. There is no need for leaders to speak. Leaders come to the stage to speak. Can you believe it? ? He talked for a full 20 minutes! It’s long and hypnotic, and I’m embarrassed to interrupt the leader’s speech. So, it is better for the leader to just go on stage and give a speech, otherwise the speech will be too long and the guests will not be able to listen.

9. Don’t make the ceremony too long. Don’t play VCR, perform, and give long speeches! Maybe you were so moved on stage that the guests didn’t want to watch it at all. They were more concerned about when it would end and when the food would be served, so try to keep the ceremony time to 20 or 30 minutes.

10. Don’t make your manicure too complicated or too long. Although the nails and decorations are too long, it is beautiful, but! It is especially easy to scratch the wedding dress, and if you are not careful, it will also scratch the groom's hands. The simple and versatile white French series is beyond the mark.